DoktorFunk

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Sent you a message! We're gonna get you started!

Let's do it! We'll onboard you and get you ready for the draft!

This is exactly what Enorama said. I'm DoktorFunk and I'm the AGM of the Mississauga Hounds. I know there's only a few games left, but I'd love to have you play center for those last few games! We also have probably the most supportive and helpful locker room in the league!Let me know if your interested as I would love to have you play for us! Best wishes, DoktorFunk

Can't question your existence if you don't exist

THEME WEEK COMPLETE +1 BONUS +8 UNCAPPED

@HulkHogan HULK HOGAN IS DEFINITELY A HALL OF FAME PLAYER. LOOK AT THE STATS. - HE'S A MULTI-TIME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION (HE'S COMING FOR YOU @GustavMattias) - HE HAS TWO CUPS - HE'S INSANELY MEMORABLE AND DESERVES TO LIVE IN IMMORTALITY FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY THAT HE STEPPED INTO A MISSISSAUGA LOCKER ROOM, I KNEW THAT HE WOULD HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT INTO THE HALL OF FAME. HE'S TOO AMAZING NOT TO. IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, SEATTLE WOULDN'T HAVE WON BACK TO BACK CUPS. SURE, HE GOES THROUGH SEASONAL SLUMPS AND IS, FROM A HOCKEY STANDPOINT, NOT NECESSARILY THE BEST PLAYER. BUT, WITH HIM FOCUSING LESS ON FIGHTING AND REALLY BUCKLING DOWN AND REALLY STARTING TO HIT THE ICE HARD, EXPECT THAT TO CHANGE. OVERALL, HE IS ONE OF THE BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE. NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THE SITE. C'MON. WOULD THIS SITE REALLY BE THE SAME IF HULK HOGAN WASN'T HERE? I WANT YOU TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to another edition of Dok and Spyro's League News! On today's episode, we get a brief and very biased playoff preview, talk about future VHL Hall of Fame Players, and, the ultimate icing on the cake, we interview our very own @Beaviss with questions of ours and questions submitted by the community! Incriminated parties: @Berocka (Love ya, B!) @rjfryman @tfong @Tagger @Rayzor_7 @Acydburn (:P) @Banackock (BANA BANA BANA) @Enorama @GustavMattias (sorry Gus) @ColeMrtz @Motzaburger And many more. WOULD IT BE INAPPROPRIATE TO DO A PLAYERS TAG?!?!?!?

Hey @Reverb! Welcome back! I'm DoktorFunk and I'm the AGM of the Mississauga Hounds! We would love to have you join our squad. We need talented and committed people, and in return, we can offer you top line minutes! Let me know if you're interested! Take care and best of luck!

Answer these for 2 TPE! 1. If you could GM any team, what would it be? 2. Pie or cake? 3. Have you ever committed a crime, and, if so, did you get caught and punished? 4. What country do you most want to visit? 5. Who's your favorite musician/band? 6. What's your least-favorite food?

Please ask us some questions! ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED WHEN WE RECORD ON WEDNESDAY!

Hey everybody! Welcome to the first episode of Dok and Spyro's League News! In this episode, we take a look at the results of the World Junior Cup, briefly discuss player recreation, and are joined by Berocka for a short interview! Please let us know things you liked, things you didn't like, and any suggestions you may have! If you're ever interested in being a guest on this show, please let either of us know! We are also looking for advertisers, so if you have any content that you would like to have advertised, I need ad bumps! Thank you and Happy Listening! Incriminated parties: @Berocka @Rayzor_7 @gorlab @flyersfan1453 @Nykonax @Josh @DollarAndADream @GustavMattias

Or some dork with a Game of Thrones character for a pic

Seattle, WA Competition brings out the best in people. At least, it should. And it definitely has in Seattle Bears center Scott Greene. Being an integral part of the team, Greene takes his play very seriously. Scott opened up about some behind the scenes goings on in Seattle. "We've been trying to find the right chemistry, and both myself and Ambrose Stark have been switching off of the first line center position," says Greene. "He's a great player and has had amazing results. He's a natural center! I need to try to keep up, and hopefully, this is my best season yet!" Greene is on pace to beat all of his regular season totals. Whether he plays on the first or the second line, it's hard not to feel his presence on the ice. Still, with Stark nipping at his heels, expect to see some very interesting hockey played by the centers in Seattle.

Mississauga Hounds Hardest Shot- Joakim Sakic @Gscx420 Shooting Stars- Linea Alba @Capsfan18 Fastest Skater- Randy Stewarts @Hawkins309 Accuracy Shooting- Gavin Harris @BigIrish Save Streak- Aleksandr Alexandrov @aleks

PRESS CONFERENCE! LET ME KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU! 1. We're, as they say, not doing so well this season. Where do you think we'll place next season? 2. Do you miss @BigIrish? I know I do. 3. The Hounds have been relocated to another city. What city is it? 4. If the Hounds came out with any kind of pet product, what would it be? 5. Who on the team needs to work out more? 6. How many points do you hope to finish with this season?

Week 2

Hey you look cool, come join the most popular and fun VHLM team. No, not Philadelphia! Mississauga!

@Da TrifectaLet's do this. Join us or I won't stop HOUNDING you. Seriously tho, come have some fun with us!

@Jubo07 Mississauga wants you. Plain and simple. You can come in and we would even give you, like, 5 dollars too. Plus, like, you're cool.

Hey, Gustav wants me to remind you that you have a Blood Pact to play in Mississauga, so, ya know, no pressure. Would love to have ya, tho!

Sup, @oilmandan! Hope all has been well! You're invited, if you so desire, to join us in Mississauga! We have a good time and it would be fun to play with you again! Let me know! Otherwise, good luck Randy!

Hey, you don't know me. I'm DoktorFunk. You're welcome to join our team, but our locker room kinda sucks so I doubt you'd like it. Anyway, good luck, and if you want to be verbally abused in Mississauga, let me know!

Hey there @dasboot! Welcome to the VHL! I'm DoktorFunk and I'm the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! First off, I want to offer my support! This site can be confusing, so if you have any questions, please do not hesitate to let me know! I'd be happy to help! Second, I'd like to offer you a spot on our roster. We are one of the most welcoming and helpful teams in the league. Myself and my GM @Berocka take pride in helping new players amd turning them into stars! We'd love for you to bring your talents to Mississauga! We need star defensemen. Also, Berocka is Australian as well, which can help bring a slice of home to this Canadian team! Anyway, if you'd like to sign to the team and join us, quote this post and say "Accept"! Either way, best of luck and have fun! DoktorFunk

Good Ol Davin