fonziGG

Sadly that is out as an option. However I am eligible to play SG

-I’m back in the league this week. Felt motivated enough to write a .com and I may just write an article as well. I’m not sure why I feel so motivated to be honest. Maybe I really miss being part of this community. Maybe I have a lot of free time on my hands. -I really wanted to change my players name as I sort of created him as a meme. Granted it was fun at the time but D4M kinda sucks balls as a player. Bro has 2 goals in the VHLM in like 19 games. Like man, you can’t be thaaaaat shit. I wouldn’t like to say it’s my GM because I don’t think it’s them at all. It’s certainly how I’m built. -Today’s VHL looks entirely different these days. A lot of the members that I interacted with when I first joined are all gone. This really makes me sad as I wish we had some of the incredible community. I’m sure life was a major factor to many of these members leaving as well as external VHL factors. I would have loved to see specific members stay in the VHL but I totally understand the decision to ultimately leave. Life is definitely most important.

1. Eid as I’m Muslim. 2. Definitely room for improvement. I need to get my scoring up. 3. I haven’t and tbh idk who I should cheer for. Would love to hear who you think it should be. 4. Halifax. I don’t know anything about the teams anymore. So I’m going to just guess Halifax as they’re a goated roster. 5. Yeah I’m ready for summer and this brings me closer to that 6. Moscow. Mainly as they are the team that’s drafted me. Plus @Spartan knows his shit.

1. I was considering writing on my time as the GM of the Wolves and tying that with the theme of Trade Deadline. TBH idea. 2. Why not both? I strive for excellence! 3. While leading the west would be a strong confidence boost, I have no qualms about it. For me it’s make the playoffs and then we see what happens from there. Anything can happen in the playoffs. 4. People will likely save themselves for the S100. It’s what I would’ve done as a full earning player. 5. I love the Halifax logo and tbh I would change the Bulls logo. Its far to cluttered. 6. Has to be Devote for me. Hell to the fucking ya!

Idk if u remember this joke @Gustav however I am gunna throw u in a fountain. Good luck bud

Fuck if I know

I won’t lie to you, I made this player as a complete troll. I have no fucking idea what I’m doing with them. I’m here to just have some fun, clap bombs and fucking celly. I haven’t really done that tbh and it’s disappointing but I will do that soon I suppose. Need to keep cooking up consistently so I can make mother Moscow proud of me… Ahem I mean Spartan proud. Dart 4 Mod is going to be a solid 2 way forward who is going to help support his players along the way. He wants to win obviously and will build accordingly to help his team achieve that. He plans to be a Moscow player for life but truly what does that even mean at this stage, I’ve barely cracked 100 tpe. It’s time to lock in! Mother Russia I’m here to make you proud - I probably won’t but I am here to make you proud none the less. I keep trying to return to the VHL but I’ve always put pressure on myself to earn. If I’m honest, I haven’t really enjoyed the hybrid attributes and I always tend to lose interest. I understand why we have them and I respect it, but at the same time idk wtf half these things are and what’s even a decent build these days. So I’ve told myself to just have some fun and let my GMs build my players. Don’t expect fireworks and shi.

1. I’ll be entirely honest with you… I’ve not been paying much attention. Now that I’m back to work and ramping up, things have been a bit hectic. But after the next few days, I should be able to ease back into the VHL. 2. Keep practicing my man. Kobe Bryant outworked everyone and that made him one of the goats. Now I need to do the same. 3. Honestly just relax for the first few days. Then I’d suggest investing in your health. Maybe start yoga or lifting weights. 4. Egg Salad sandwich. I blame @Beaviss 5. It used to be GameStop/EB Games. Now my wife tries to find things I enjoy tbh. I’ve ended up with stuff I love deeply because she makes that effort, and in turn I actually needed those things. 6. Haha well I didn’t set one really for this year. Just be joyous, happy and healthy. So far they’re going well.

1. It’s a safe and valuable pick. Imagine getting a player you know will fully earn. Guaranteed. 2. C more valuable cause more responsibility. That’s just the fact of the matter. 3. I will disappoint but the rest are goated. 4. Is Canada still useless? Idk I haven’t been following tbh. 5. I think it’s fine. Are there more than just Ahma doing it? 6. Just exhausted from the child tbh. Love the kid tho but it’s a new life for sure.

1. Man that sucks balls. Maybe next time we don’t suck balls and win the cup gosh! 2. It seems so. High value goalies are super important imo even though they take up a lot of cap. 3. You took yourself you loser. Makes sense though ngl. Sad to see Cole go but we always blame him anyways 4. Good luck in New York! New York is a fun city and hopefully they’re good in this day and age! 5. Yourself. Feel like that one was bloody obvious! 6. Do your second option. Free Netflix is free Netflix baby.

He's lazy mane

Player Information Username: fonziGG Player Name: Dart-For-Moderator Recruited From: Returning Age: 16 Position: LW Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Afghanistan Player Page @VHLM GM

Lmao I remember being like “bruh leave the jards alone”

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with? 2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs? 3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL? 4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season? 5. Do you have any suggestions for staff? 6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

Lazy but talented

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. What are your personal statistical goals this season? 2. What is your favourite donut? 3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why? 4. What is your go-to pizza order? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. How are you and your teammates acclimating to Oslo? 2. Have you found a home to live in for the season? If so, describe it! 3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLE and why? 4. Do you think you are a one and done VHLE player or? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @CowboyinAmerica chug?

This sent me

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. Draft is tonight. Is there any great prospects we don’t know of yet? 2. Do you like cookies or cookie dough? 3. What attribute are you upgrading next? 4. Which VHL team is your favorite and why? 5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience? 6. How much beer can @dlamb chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 1. The draft is on Monday. Who should we draft? 2. Who shouldn’t we draft on Monday? 3. What do you think the VHLE needs more of? 4. Who do you predict is going to be the contenders this season? 5. Who do you predict is going to be the tanking teams this season? 6. How has your experience been in the VHLE and with Oslo?

Not sure imma go that high lmfao

I feel I should go lower

Oh true how did I miss that one. Don’t even look at the bottom line. Tf is going on there

I’ll apply

The World Cup if hockey nice