fonziGG

Eh that’s 3 wins!! Cmon Halli!

What’s up my bruddas

Unlucky. We had a fantastic run this year. Lets go get bronze!

Hey @Matt_O, First things first, I'd like to congratulate you on your new job as the GM of Las Vegas! Secondly, it would be awesome if I could be your second man at the helm of the team. I'm quite active on the site as well as in my teams discord. I'm starting to learn more about the sim as well and intend to dip my feet in management ASAP. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to PM me! Fonzi

I'm not gunna lie, I'm just out of town at the moment. Had an emergency for work so I got unlucky. I do think, however that focusing on an inactive doesn't constitute that they are mafia. @Symmetrik I feel is mafia based on his weak claim that I'm not the role that I say I am.

Big game from @Saelven88!

Nicely done! @Saelven88

Lets go Asia!!!!

I'm in this mans boat.

Lets go!

Spicy

Damn thats a huge night

No doubt

Yikes

Yeah, seems like he stood on his head for WJC. Halifax, I'm not sure.

Hi, its me, Michael

3-2 Calgary

295 Helsinki Titans @ Malmo Nighthawks 296 Toronto Legion @ Calgary Wranglers 297 New York Americans @ Helsinki Titans 298 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace

As a fellow town member... There is a lot of us. Lets get this dub

Friday, May 31st: This past week has been hell for me. Honestly, I’m not sure what I can do to improve as a player. Maybe, I’m overworked? Maybe I need to have a cheat meal? I’m genuinely confused. I haven’t actually sat back and chilled. My mind is racing and I feel like I’m in a mental fog. You know what I haven’t done in a while? Play some Xbox. I think that’s it really. Ehhh actually, on reflection I don’t wanna get cheesed on NHL 19 online. Maybe I need to have a few drinks with the team? I think a good rum and coke could do the trick, maybe take the edge off. Yeah, we ‘ve been working so hard that maybe we need some time to chill together and have a bond. Alright, I’m setting that up tonight! Saturday, June 1st: Well…. That didn’t go as I expected. I had 16 rum and cokes, threw up in a garbage can and I wasn’t even the worst one there. Also, It didn’t do shit for me. I’m still playing like ass. I don’t know? Maybe I should talk with the GM. Maybe he’s got some experience. He might have had a underperforming player before? Alright, I’ll have a quik chat with @Thranduil. Ehhh maybe he’s too busy for that. I mean trade deadline is coming up? If I bring this up now, maybe he’ll trade me. I like Halifax. The seafood here is unreal and my teammates are like my family. Maybe, somebody is praying for my demise? Okay, now I’m delusional…. Or am I? I bet you its Hulk Hogan. No wait, I think it has to be Motza or anyone else on Mexico City. Yeah, I bet you it’s them that’s putting this curse on me. I mean it makes sense doesn’t it? They curse the goalie on the team that’s ahead of them on the rankings? Actually no, that doesn’t work out. I mean Mexico City sucks. It can’t be them, seriously. Sunday, June 2nd: I don’t think it’s Mexico City. Well, I went to the teams psychologist and he was mentioning that maybe I have something on my mind. What the hell could be on my mind, this is on my mind. I want to play. I want to freaking win the game and have a high SV% and get that W so we can annihilate teams in the playoffs. I’m not doing that right now, I’m sucking. Maybe I should call home. I haven’t spoken to my parents in a few days. I bet they know what to do. They’ve always understood me. They know me better than me. Alright, lets see what dad says. “Michael, maybe you’re starting to get into your own head about things. Let it come to you naturally, the world doesn’t just give it to you in your hands. It takes time to cultivate an end product. Enjoy the moment, work hard and play your best. Your mom says do some meditation but you know I think that’s a load of BS. Good luck, son” Thanks Dad.

One of my best friends on the team has taken a leadership role of AGM recently. I’m surprised to see a player/AGM as it has never happened before. We’re incredibly lucky to have him up there as well. He’s been fighting for us on the ice and in the boardroom since the beginning of the season, anyways. He’s really been improving his scouting ability and talking shop with the GM in regards to the lines and on how the STHS works. He’s management material and it wouldn’t shock me to see him as a GM one day. In reality, this guy should be a captain on a future team as well. Good call on the new hire @Thranduil. Seriously, you found a needle in the haystack in terms of finding a gem of an AGM. This is my way of saying, congratulations @Acydburn on becoming the new leader on and off the ice! Lead us to victory boys!!!!

Doesn't matter; got drunk

Unless I too get the Vegas job, I'd like to throw my name in the hat for this job as well. I'm very active on my teams discord and i'm fairly frequent on the VSN discord as well. Send me a message if you have any further questions. GL to everyone applying

1.) There's a 50/50 chance of a 20 foot python who hasn't eaten in five months in the hallway. Out of everyone in the locker room who is going out first? @Steve seems the type to go out first. 2.) How do you get fired up going into a game? I honestly just knock out some yoga and meditation. Finish it up with watching this clip 100 times 4.) How do you think we finish off the regular season? I have a feeling we'll be 3rd or 4th. Not any lower! 5.) What is the most bizarre question you have been asked in a press conference during your career and who asked it? Which curry do I eat before a game and it came from @Acydburn. More of a locker room question though. 6.) What is the craziest thing a puck bunny has ever done for your attention? Tig ol Bitties were out and she had a sign saying, "pls sign bobs Michael" 8.) Who is the weirdest Player in our locker room? It's a tie between me @Acydburn and @Saelven88