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After last week’s excitement in the VHL draft, Juan Ceson was looking forward to being drafted in the VHLM to a team he would actually play on. He was hoping for somewhere cold, or at least not somewhere in the desert like Las Vegas because he could not stand the heat. After a lot of waiting, Juan Ceson was finally drafted in the seventh round with, once again, the seventieth pick, the exact same place he was picked in the VHL draft. He was drafted to the Saskatoon Wild which is thankfully way up in the North and a very cold place which he was sure to like. He was also happy to be drafted to the same team that former Halifax 21st legend Rick Osman once played nineteen games for. It is also the team where Juan Ceson’s close friend Bryn Yrwy once spent time AGMing before retiring back to Halifax where he met Juan. Altogether, Juan Ceson was very happy with this draft.
 
ps thanks @Minion❤️

Juan Ceson was very excited for the upcoming VHLM draft but the day before the draft, he found out that he was to be in the VHL draft and it was to be held that very night! He had no idea before that he would be in the draft especially with no intention of ever playing in the league but it was still exciting to see if he would be picked at all knowing he wouldn’t play there. When he found out he was drafted to the Los Angeles Stars he was not too happy because after playing in Las Vegas he was not a fan of the heat and he also thought the GM needed to be fired. Thankfully, it turned out he was drafted by mistake and actually drafted by the Calgary Wranglers who play in the best Alberta city where it is not as hot as Las Vegas or Los Angeles, even though it didn’t really matter because he was never going.

Juan Ceson was very excited for the upcoming VHLM draft but the day before the draft, he found out that he was to be in the VHL draft and it was to be held that very night! He had no idea before that he would be in the draft especially with no intention of ever playing in the league but it was still exciting to see if he would be picked at all knowing he wouldn’t play there. When he found out he was drafted to the Los Angeles Stars he was not too happy because after playing in Las Vegas he was not a fan of the heat and he also thought the GM needed to be fired. Thankfully, it turned out he was drafted by mistake and actually drafted by the Calgary Wranglers who play in the best Alberta city where it is not as hot as Las Vegas or Los Angeles, even though it didn’t really matter because he was never going.

Juan Ceson was very excited for the upcoming VHLM draft but the day before the draft, he found out that he was to be in the VHL draft and it was to be held that very night! He had no idea before that he would be in the draft especially with no intention of ever playing in the league but it was still exciting to see if he would be picked at all knowing he wouldn’t play there. When he found out he was drafted to the Los Angeles Stars he was not too happy because after playing in Las Vegas he was not a fan of the heat and he also thought the GM needed to be fired. Thankfully, it turned out he was drafted by mistake and actually drafted by the Calgary Wranglers who play in the best Alberta city where it is not as hot as Las Vegas or Los Angeles, even though it didn’t really matter because he was never going.

Juan Ceson, Andorra’s newest and biggest sports star, is possibly going to be staying for more than one season. This breaking news out of Halifax, Nova Scotia is something that no one could have been expecting. Juan Ceson arrived in the USA determined that he would only be staying one season, and probably not even staying for the whole of it. He signed with the Las Vegas Aces, hoping to make enough money that he could easily go back to Andorra and retire on the money after the trade deadline. However, as the trade deadline approached, Juan Ceson was hit with the news that he was being traded to the Halifax 21st. The news deeply upset Juan Ceson who had thought he was close to going home and didn’t want to have to move to a new city. To drown his sorrows, he went out for a night on the town at the casino. Unfortunately, by the morning, he’d managed to lose nearly all his contract money and he now has no chance of being able to return home this offseason and living off his money. He reluctantly packed his bags to head to Canada and now it seems as though he might be entering the draft so he can get another year of that sweet contract money before retiring.

muting @Dil, dollars raised = number of hours

This week there was some big news in the VHLM. Future star player, Juan Ceson, arrived to join the league, but was about a day late to be able to join the draft. This led to a tight bidding war from various teams but only one could be victorious and Juan Ceson signed with the Las Vegas Aces.
 
Juan Ceson has never actually played ice hockey before. He has done a bit of skiing back home in Andorra but never even stepped foot on the rink. When he heard he could get more than a million dollars in a year by joining the VHLM and that all he needed to do was say he wanted to join and someone would pay him, it was a no brainer.
 
Juan Ceson’s goals for this upcoming season include learning how to skate, learning the rules of ice hockey and also trying to be good enough that he can get another contract next year and keep earning that sweet money.

#RollTheDice

Hello Minion, I would like to apply for the job of Halifax AGM. I started my VHL career in Halifax and have since played for them with three different players. I am a huge fan of the team.
I would love the chance to be an AGM having previously been AGM for the Saskatoon Wild but I would like to continue learning how to be AGM
I have also had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. 
I have made a press conference in the past whilst I was Halifax's interim AGM and would be more than happy to make more and to do them early in the week!
I can also write vhl.com articles about the team as I was already doing this for Saskatoon and enjoyed it.
I am very active on discord and trying to be more active on forums and I am happy to help new players and do waiver claims which I have helped Sam with before.
I won't yell at you when you are being stupid but I will try nicely to get you to stop being stupid but I don't think this will happen often. I think you will be a good GM.
Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before).
Also, I just want to be AGM and work with the great Minion who I am a big fan of.
Thanks.

Hello Minion, I would like to apply for the job of Halifax AGM. I started my VHL career in Halifax and have since played for them with three different players. I am a huge fan of the team.
I would love the chance to be an AGM having previously been AGM for the Saskatoon Wild but I would like to continue learning how to be AGM
I have also had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. 
I have made a press conference in the past whilst I was Halifax's interim AGM and would be more than happy to make more and to do them early in the week!
I can also write vhl.com articles about the team as I was already doing this for Saskatoon and enjoyed it.
I am very active on discord and trying to be more active on forums and I am happy to help new players and do waiver claims which I have helped Sam with before.
I won't yell at you when you are being stupid but I will try nicely to get you to stop being stupid but I don't think this will happen often. I think you will be a good GM.
Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before).
Also, I just want to be AGM and work with the great Minion who I am a big fan of.
Thanks.

Hello Minion, I would like to apply for the job of Halifax AGM. I started my VHL career in Halifax and have since played for them with three different players. I am a huge fan of the team.
I would love the chance to be an AGM having previously been AGM for the Saskatoon Wild but I would like to continue learning how to be AGM
I have also had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. 
I have made a press conference in the past whilst I was Halifax's interim AGM and would be more than happy to make more and to do them early in the week!
I can also write vhl.com articles about the team as I was already doing this for Saskatoon and enjoyed it.
I am very active on discord and trying to be more active on forums and I am happy to help new players and do waiver claims which I have helped Sam with before.
I won't yell at you when you are being stupid but I will try nicely to get you to stop being stupid but I don't think this will happen often. I think you will be a good GM.
Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before).
Also, I just want to be AGM and work with the great Minion who I am a big fan of.
Thanks.

Hello Minion, I would like to apply for the job of Halifax AGM. I started my VHL career in Halifax and have since played for them with three different players. I am a huge fan of the team.
I would love the chance to be an AGM having previously been AGM for the Saskatoon Wild but I would like to continue learning how to be AGM
I have also had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. 
I have made a press conference in the past whilst I was Halifax's interim AGM and would be more than happy to make more and to do them early in the week!
I can also write vhl.com articles about the team as I was already doing this for Saskatoon and enjoyed it.
I am very active on discord and trying to be more active on forums and I am happy to help new players and do waiver claims which I have helped Sam with before.
I won't yell at you when you are being stupid but I will try nicely to get you to stop being stupid but I don't think this will happen often. I think you will be a good GM.
Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before).
Also, I just want to be AGM and work with the great Minion who I am a big fan of.
Thanks.

Hello Minion, I would like to apply for the job of Halifax AGM. I started my VHL career in Halifax and have since played for them with three different players. I am a huge fan of the team.
I would love the chance to be an AGM having previously been AGM for the Saskatoon Wild but I would like to continue learning how to be AGM
I have also had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. 
I have made a press conference in the past whilst I was Halifax's interim AGM and would be more than happy to make more and to do them early in the week!
I can also write vhl.com articles about the team as I was already doing this for Saskatoon and enjoyed it.
I am very active on discord and trying to be more active on forums and I am happy to help new players and do waiver claims which I have helped Sam with before.
I won't yell at you when you are being stupid but I will try nicely to get you to stop being stupid but I don't think this will happen often. I think you will be a good GM.
Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before).
Also, I just want to be AGM and work with the great Minion who I am a big fan of.
Thanks.

Exactly! It was going to be planned around @rory 's schedule so he could attend!

There are some exciting rumours coming out of Saskatoon at the moment. The first of these is that Wild AGM, Bryn Yrwy, has finally arrived in the city after the Halifax 21st finally exited the playoffs. This is great news for the Wild as it means they won’t have to play against him next season!
 
I have also heard that the Wild might be planning on possibly creating their very own Hall of Fame so that they can maybe add former Saskatoon Wild player Rick “Didn’t Do Anything” Osman to it. This is very much still a rumour but an inside source has confirmed that it might be happening.
 
Finally, the Wild are planning a Vladovechsenkchushkin celebration day over the offseason. All are invited and you will get to meet Vladovechsenkchushkin if he shows up and if he has time. You might also get a free jersey if you are lucky. Everyone who attends will receive an “I Love Vladovechsenkchushkin” sticker.

There are some exciting rumours coming out of Saskatoon at the moment. The first of these is that Wild AGM, Bryn Yrwy, has finally arrived in the city after the Halifax 21st finally exited the playoffs. This is great news for the Wild as it means they won’t have to play against him next season!
 
I have also heard that the Wild might be planning on possibly creating their very own Hall of Fame so that they can maybe add former Saskatoon Wild player Rick “Didn’t Do Anything” Osman to it. This is very much still a rumour but an inside source has confirmed that it might be happening.
 
Finally, the Wild are planning a Vladovechsenkchushkin celebration day over the offseason. All are invited and you will get to meet Vladovechsenkchushkin if he shows up and if he has time. You might also get a free jersey if you are lucky. Everyone who attends will receive an “I Love Vladovechsenkchushkin” sticker.

There are some exciting rumours coming out of Saskatoon at the moment. The first of these is that Wild AGM, Bryn Yrwy, has finally arrived in the city after the Halifax 21st finally exited the playoffs. This is great news for the Wild as it means they won’t have to play against him next season!
 
I have also heard that the Wild might be planning on possibly creating their very own Hall of Fame so that they can maybe add former Saskatoon Wild player Rick “Didn’t Do Anything” Osman to it. This is very much still a rumour but an inside source has confirmed that it might be happening.
 
Finally, the Wild are planning a Vladovechsenkchushkin celebration day over the offseason. All are invited and you will get to meet Vladovechsenkchushkin if he shows up and if he has time. You might also get a free jersey if you are lucky. Everyone who attends will receive an “I Love Vladovechsenkchushkin” sticker.

It has been a Wild time in Saskatoon recently. After their GM stood down, Dan the Man arrived in town fresh from AGMing the Halifax 21st. Despite being in the position just a short while, he has already started getting the team into shape by hiring a new AGM.
 
Enter Bryn Yrwy. Bryn Yrwy, Halifax 21st‘s star player and the VHLM’s leading goal scorer for two seasons in a row was looking for a new challenge due to his upcoming retirement. Having decided to get in to the management game and being denied the opportunity to AGM the Halifax 21st, he decided to follow his former AGM, Dan the Man, to the Saskatoon Wild to help GM the team that former Halifax 21st legend, Rick Osman, had formerly played for. Of course, Bryn Yrwy still had to finish the season and compete in the playoffs so he is currently working remotely but he will hopefully soon be able to relocate to Saskatchewan.
 
Together, Dan the Man and Bryn Yrwy look forward to leading the Saskatoon Wild in winning games and in having fun in the upcoming season.

It has been a Wild time in Saskatoon recently. After their GM stood down, Dan the Man arrived in town fresh from AGMing the Halifax 21st. Despite being in the position just a short while, he has already started getting the team into shape by hiring a new AGM.
 
Enter Bryn Yrwy. Bryn Yrwy, Halifax 21st‘s star player and the VHLM’s leading goal scorer for two seasons in a row was looking for a new challenge due to his upcoming retirement. Having decided to get in to the management game and being denied the opportunity to AGM the Halifax 21st, he decided to follow his former AGM, Dan the Man, to the Saskatoon Wild to help GM the team that former Halifax 21st legend, Rick Osman, had formerly played for. Of course, Bryn Yrwy still had to finish the season and compete in the playoffs so he is currently working remotely but he will hopefully soon be able to relocate to Saskatchewan.
 
Together, Dan the Man and Bryn Yrwy look forward to leading the Saskatoon Wild in winning games and in having fun in the upcoming season.

It has been a Wild time in Saskatoon recently. After their GM stood down, Dan the Man arrived in town fresh from AGMing the Halifax 21st. Despite being in the position just a short while, he has already started getting the team into shape by hiring a new AGM.
 
Enter Bryn Yrwy. Bryn Yrwy, Halifax 21st‘s star player and the VHLM’s leading goal scorer for two seasons in a row was looking for a new challenge due to his upcoming retirement. Having decided to get in to the management game and being denied the opportunity to AGM the Halifax 21st, he decided to follow his former AGM, Dan the Man, to the Saskatoon Wild to help GM the team that former Halifax 21st legend, Rick Osman, had formerly played for. Of course, Bryn Yrwy still had to finish the season and compete in the playoffs so he is currently working remotely but he will hopefully soon be able to relocate to Saskatchewan.
 
Together, Dan the Man and Bryn Yrwy look forward to leading the Saskatoon Wild in winning games and in having fun in the upcoming season.

It has been a Wild time in Saskatoon recently. After their GM stood down, Dan the Man arrived in town fresh from AGMing the Halifax 21st. Despite being in the position just a short while, he has already started getting the team into shape by hiring a new AGM.
 
Enter Bryn Yrwy. Bryn Yrwy, Halifax 21st‘s star player and the VHLM’s leading goal scorer for two seasons in a row was looking for a new challenge due to his upcoming retirement. Having decided to get in to the management game and being denied the opportunity to AGM the Halifax 21st, he decided to follow his former AGM, Dan the Man, to the Saskatoon Wild to help GM the team that former Halifax 21st legend, Rick Osman, had formerly played for. Of course, Bryn Yrwy still had to finish the season and compete in the playoffs so he is currently working remotely but he will hopefully soon be able to relocate to Saskatchewan.
 
Together, Dan the Man and Bryn Yrwy look forward to leading the Saskatoon Wild in winning games and in having fun in the upcoming season.

Hello, I would like to apply for the job of Wild AGM. I am Wild alumni which is always a good thing! 
I would love the chance to be an AGM and to learn from someone who has had the chance themselves to learn from Sam and become a great GM. 
I have had experience of STHS when I GMed the DACH WJC team in SHL back in the old days when they still used it. 
I also have lots of experience writing media articles in other leagues and I think I could do a great job helping with your secret project.
As someone who has been traded several times, I am also experienced in this area and so can help you contemplate your decisions and help the team become competitive.
Finally, I think I am a great person in the locker room who can really bring the place to life. I have kept locker rooms active when there were almost no players on the team and I think I would do well at retaining players and also at getting them back (I have done this before).
Also, I just want to be AGM and work with Dan.
Thanks.

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