Spartan

@MexicanCow123 see, I do real updater work ?

and rip team world lmfao

we won a game!!!!!!!!!!

not viper, he wasn't important

fuck the leafs smh, but proud of your growth! let's start this season off with a bang (and a party!)

it's just using the farm league already in place in the sim

JUNIORS

denns has hit 50 TPE +1

@denns quote this offer and confirm that I recruited you here

Jah Coon belongs in Vegas. Simple as that. We're prepared to offer you a depth spot on our team as we develop you into a star! We also have the ability to make a playoff run this season, and we need active and motivated users such as yourself to help us get there! You're familiar with me, and a few others in the LR. This LR is always popping, and everyone is welcome. We hope you join the party in Vegas! Quote this offer and type "down to get lucky" to accept!

fishy has earned 500 TPE!

Big draft, long stream. Thanks to @rjfryman (and baby RJ), @MexicanCow123, @IamMOOSE, @JigglyGumballs, @diamond_ace and @Acydburn for joining me on the stream! Assuming DA and Acyd are not claiming this, so I will tentatively say that everyone else can claim this for 2 weeks.

Yes this is why I traded our picks away, just wanted your life to be easier

Well let's get this shit going lads! I'm proud to announce this team of underdogs, rudely spited and tossed to the side by their home countries. But use that as fuel, as you've been selected to an elite squad of players, one that hopes to prove our mettle on the ice and dominate these other shmucks. I present to you - the S74 Team Mercenaries! C - Lewis Dawson - @Kendrick LW - Markus Nygren - @Devise RW - Guy Lesieur - @KC15 C - Vin Calia - @VinCal C - Nate Telker - @Telkster C - Pengu - @Pengu D - Guy Sasakamoose - @Cxsquared D - Hugh Jass - @TheFlash D - Latrell Mitchell - @dasboot D - Seabass Perrin - @Seabass G - Jacques Lafontaine - @SlapshotDragon G - Jimmy Spyro - @DarkSpyro Despite us coming into this tournament as strong underdogs, I commit my time and energy to you all - to take down those teams that passed on you, and to prove that the Mercs are the team that truly embody the spirit of the World Cup. We have at least 1 player eligible from another team, making this one of the most united World Cup teams ever (don't fact check me on that, I like making bold claims with no evidence to support me). Anyways, I'm very proud to have all of these players and users on Team Mercs, and I'm excited to see what damage we can do in this tournament! Welcome to the team! Discord invite: https://discord.gg/KdNjwAC9 (Expires after a day, so if it doesn't work, just PM me on Forums or on Discord)

he's a goalie you twat

live footage of mercs sweeping USA

Hello Friends (and not @Banackock), I have been selected to head the very, very strong, very, very good Team Mercenaries for the S74 World Cup tournament this off-season. I have no history with Team Merc that dates all the way back to nothing. Still fun tho. Each time Im hired, it brings me joy. Not just because it tickles no one, except @fishy who sometimes gets tickled, but because I get to help hype the tournament, drive activity, mix and mingle with the amazing community and often, lend a helping hand to new members involved in the tournament who are either players or my very own assistant. I love bringing on an assistant to help them learn the ropes, STHS and all of that. With that being said, if you are interested in taking on a GM role with me and being my partner in crime for this hopeful journey to gold, apply below or fire me a PM on here or Discord. Thanks, Good Luck and GO MERCS! (totally didn't copy Bana's AGM hiring post ?)

technically he is saving money since I don't have the room to claim the pay

call it off, mercs winning it all ?

Yep, the bot was on some shit that night. Had to splice two different audio files together at around the 40-50 minute mark, so hopefully the bot is better for the next time we record. Just going to chalk this up to some goofiness.

Spotify: @fishyand I had the prepubescent @Viperxhawks19 on last week to chat about his return to the VHL and what he's been up to in the meantime. Fishy will not be claiming this, so Viper and I will both receive 2 weeks of PT claims from this!

moscow moscow moscow

@VictorWTF

Jesus Calgary, that's an L.