Spartan

you are firmly entrenched in supporting the worst team in both the NHL and the VHL and still somehow manage to continue supporting them

don't choke away a 3 goal lead in the 3rd

yeah that's not something I actively look into, and I'd recommend you don't either lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Example of a copypasta - something that folks just copy and spam. Creepypasta idk, I'm not edgy enough to dabble in that regards. Probably just some especially weird copypastas.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Another one lol

The dev knows about the "undefined" name thing, he's going to work on it 

Already loading up on draft picks bc this Pittsburgh team was horrible lol.

Make sure that you're on the new site, https://hockey.zengm.com. It might be a completely new game instead of the old one, I haven't checked the links just yet. But hot damn man, this is amazing news. Been waiting for such a long time. The dev said it hasn't been updated in 6 years and now we finally have this!!!

There are too many new features to list here. We're talking basically this whole list, back to 2015. But here's a few random screenshots of new stuff in the game:

• Redesigned player profile, including a new face generator, jersey numbers, and tons of convenience features
• Redesigned box score, including a convenient scoring summary
• News feed
• Revamped player mood system
• Easy customization of teams/divisions/conferences
• Team head-to-head results, which are used in better tiebreakers
• Expansion drafts
• Details of past trades
• Tons of new God Mode features

More details:

The old ZenGM Hockey was based on Basketball GM from 2015. It was a hard fork of BBGM, meaning that basketball code was ripped out and hockey code was added in, resulting in a separate codebase. This was the easiest way to make a hockey game, but meant that it would be difficult to keep it in sync with further changes in BBGM, because any improvement related to that "ripped out and replaced" code would require some careful effort to update.

So it was kind of inevitable that ZenGM Hockey, like the other old ZenGM games, was eventually left to atrophy. It would have been an unreasonable amount of work to keep them all updated.

The situation changed in 2019, when I made the new Football GM. This was different because it was not a hard fork of BBGM. Instead, I rebuilt BBGM to have support for both basketball and football. Anywhere different code is required for those sports, it is handled inline. Then when compiling it, I just set a flag to pick which sport to activate. This was a lot more difficult than making a hard fork, but there is a huge advantage: it's easy to update both games in sync. And that has worked quite well. Whenever there is a new release of BBGM, there is also a new release of FBGM including the same improvements. So even at times when I'm completely focused on BBGM (I'm not going to lie, basketball is my favorite sport and probably always will be), FBGM still gets a lot of bug fixes and new features.

With all that work I did to put basketball and football in the same codebase, it is now feasible to do the same for other sports. And today that has finally happened for hockey. This new release of ZenGM Hockey brings you all the features added to BBGM and FBGM since early 2015, which is a lot of features! And any improvements I made to BBGM and FBGM in the future will also be included in ZenGM Hockey.

Quick info:

• It has all the new features of Basketball GM and Football GM, and this will remain true in the future because they're all built from the same codebase. Like currently FBGM gets updated at the same time BBGM does. Now ZenGM Hockey will too.

• This is really a brand new game, I didn't use any code from the old version. So there are of course many similarities (both being hockey games based on BBGM) but there are many differences too. For instance, player rating categories are different now.

• Even with all the new features, game sim runs twice as fast as the old version.

• Your old leagues will not upgrade to this version, there were too many changes. You can keep playing the old version here if you want. But hopefully you'll like the new one better

HockeyGM is woefully bad. The devs simply do not give it any attention, but they've made Football GM and Basketball GM really good. I've been eagerly waiting for the day Hockey GM gets some love, but it's just broken. I've had my "third line" group get more ice time than my "second line." One season I created, my second line averaged under 1 minute per game for the entire season. It's ridiculous. I'd advise you to just not bother with ZenGM's hockey game and to find some other one, or play their Football or Basketball sim. 

you can still join Moscow though if you manage to get on!

wait are you on discord????????

Glad to have you back man. The league is better with you and King in it.

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thank you loves

literally just got that tune out of my head

you goddamn weeb

and we like it like that

don't hate on barbie smh

eastern!

I didn't say I was offering a tribute, I provided a conditional sacrifice dependent on beating Helstinki smh