Spartan

You probably don't include video since you know it'd expose you for being the worst on the team and getting hard carried

No video, dogshit.

I presume this means if Sock Monkey picks up their side of the mutual option?

Man I'd get mine off my team so fast, can't have him seeing the authoritarian shit I do that I learned from him

I realized that I haven't put out any content in a hot minute, and I admit part of it can be attributed to some burnout and also to laziness from all the job pay. I did see some folks around the league discussing how stale the offseason can be, and I considered myself fortunate that for the next couple weeks, I will be plenty engaged within the VHL. I thought I'd maybe share a bit of what I'm looking forward to as well as a bit of my thought process as I go into the offseason as a VHL GM and VHLM Commissioner. We're currently figuring out the date for the VHL draft, which should hopefully be no later than 8 days from today. The draft is quite intriguing, and Moscow has landed the 10th overall pick. Similar to prior classes, the top of the class (top 8-ish) seems to be purely recreates with some pedigree, as well as a couple affiliate auto-12's sprinkled in. Below that top 8 are a lot of first-gens who will need to prove themselves over the next week through the scouting process. I'm honestly looking forward to chatting with folks like @Subject056, @ScottyP and @Sawyer13 since I think those three will likely be the largest risers this week. I don't think there's any point in being coy about it, but high potential first-gens are rare and each of these three have shown a lot of potential recently. Moscow will likely stick with the BPA approach rather than reaching for need, but I wouldn't be surprised if our first also got traded away to remain in a perpetual state of contending. From an M perspective, we're fortunate to have already finalized our hires instead of having to wait until midweek to figure out who will get poached from us and who we'll bring in to replace them. We'll start up a draft poll pretty soon, and then I expect the GM's to begin their THOROUGH scouting and interview process. I don't think there'll be much news on the portal development front due to Dil stepping down from his roles, which might mean that Gus and I revisit some old discussions on rules that we tabled in order to focus on some large scale changes like portal waivers. We're always open to suggestions from the community though, and would love to get feedback from VHLM players on how their season went, what they enjoyed and what they would like to see improved. That's really all for now, I'm looking forward to getting some scouting done and maybe some trades as well. Moscow could run back the exact same roster as last season after these cap changes, but that wouldn't be very fun (or help me get another GMotY). I'll probably force some changes and they'll bite me in the ass next season. Place your bets!

Change Log (2023-03-19) 1.1 - Updated current salary cap ceiling 2.1 - Added note to include all first-year VHL players under Rookie brackets 2.2 - Updated salary brackets 2.8 - Updated backup goalie deduction from $2M to $2.5M

Yes sorry, missed that when writing it in.

Whoops, totally forgot payouts didn't happen yet. No one yelled at me this season either. It's your fault really, not mine! To claim: Claim uncapped -> Fantasy -> VHFL If you have any questions, send me a PM either on Forums or on Discord. Rank Group 1 TPE 1 @Jubis 1524.6 6 2 @Gaikoku-hito 1449.5 5 3 @Rhynex Entertainment 1385.1 4 4 @FrostBeard 1377.7 3 5 @Greg_Di 1361.7 2 6 @Moon (GM) 1354.1 1+1 Rank Group 2 TPE 1 @JB123 1439.7 6 2 @Hoopydog 1428 5 3 @Webberj 1406.7 4 4 @aimkin (GM) 1352.1 3+1 5 @Otaznik 1318.2 2 6 DQ 1312.8 1 Rank Group 3 TPE 1 @CowboyinAmerica 1464.6 6 2 @nurx 1411.9 5 3 @Ente2997 1403.3 4 4 @Ricer13 (GM) 1379.3 3+1 5 @JCarson 1325.9 2 6 @Dabnad 1248.1 1 Rank Group 4 TPE 1 @chikn (GM) 1449.5 6+1 2 @hedgehog337 1432.6 5 3 @Scurvy 1416.1 4 4 @comrade cat 1350.8 3 5 @Pifferfish 1342.8 2 6 @ThePerfectNut 1282.2 1 Rank Group 5 TPE 1 @MexicanCow123 1444.8 6 2 @Lucas anton 1413.1 5 3 @leandrofg (GM) 1394.3 4+1 4 @wcats 1385.3 3 5 @VattghernCZ 1383.3 2 6 @rory 1249.1 1 Rank Group 6 TPE 1 @Uncommon 1496.8 6 2 @Baby Boomer 1423.7 5 3 @Crstats23 1416.5 4 4 @GoodLeftUndone 1371.4 3 5 @v.2 (GM) 1350.7 2+1 6 @Tetricide 1311.7 1 Rank Group 7 TPE 1 @Enorama 1462.3 6 2 @Lemorse7 1457.5 5 3 @Dom 1362.4 4 4 @Alex 1325.6 3 5 @D3X 1318.5 2 6 @thadthrasher (GM) 1298.1 1+1 Rank Group 8 TPE 1 @jacobcarson877 (GM) 1498.4 6+1 2 @kirbithan 1449.9 5 3 @sadie 1389.2 4 4 @RileyL 1323.5 3 5 @MubbleFubbles 1316.6 2 6 @UnkemptCL4PTP 1262.6 1 Rank Group 9 TPE 1 @Arce (GM) 1477.1 6+1 2 @Sawyer13 1434.2 5 3 @samx 1411.4 4 4 @kelvi 1333.1 3 5 @youloser1337 1329.1 2 6 @tinafrombobsburgers 1121.3 1 Rank Group 10 TPE 1 @Brandon 1496.6 6 2 @GioSivo 1462 5 3 @Spartan (GM) 1399.6 4+1 4 @UnknownMinion 1361 3 5 DQ 1357.3 2 6 @Johnny_HX 1129.5 1 Rank Group 11 TPE 1 @Thunder 1493.2 6 2 @Doomsday (GM) 1410.2 5+1 3 @qripll 1374.1 4 4 @Yahtzee 1371.3 3 5 @Emperor_Fun 1264.9 2 6 @vincentlg2007 1226.7 1 Rank Group 12 TPE 1 @Ahma 1514 6 2 DQ 1458.6 5 3 @KaleebtheMighty 1428.5 4 4 @Gustav (GM) 1418 3+1 5 @Phil 1401.5 2 6 @DreMin15 1297.5 1 Rank Group 13 TPE 1 @MetalToday 1458.3 6 2 @Frank 1447.5 5 3 @Girts 1415.9 4 4 @Beketov (GM) 1410.1 3+1 5 @Daniel Janser 1406.4 2 6 @KRZY 1362 1 Rank Group 14 TPE 1 @Shindigs (GM) 1465.1 6+1 2 @ScottyP 1440.6 5 3 @Bulduray_1 1418.7 4 4 @Bobcat 1398.6 3 5 @TheNeonShaman 1391.7 2 6 @AJW 1321.3 1 Rank Group 15 TPE 1 @dlamb 1407.7 6 2 @Banackock 1386.9 5 3 @Acydburn (GM) 1374.3 4+1 4 @Triller 1366.4 3 5 @badcolethetitan 1331.5 2 6 @NSG 1315.3 1 Rank Group 16 TPE 1 @animal74 (GM) 1491.7 6+1 2 @Jason kranz 1480.8 5 3 @BOOM 1435.3 4 4 @DMaximus 1320.1 3 5 @Novanod 1309.1 2 6 @Spartakiller2 1100.3 1 Rank Group 17 TPE 1 @OrbitingDeath 1610.1 6 2 @Hogan(GM) 1440.1 5+1 3 @scoop 1405.2 4 4 DQ 1359.4 3 5 @Spaz 1345.6 2 6 @Vkobe-v 1082.4 1 Rank Group 18 TPE 1 @STZ (GM) 1523.7 6 2 @traphag 1447.9 5 3 @Bojovnik 1417.6 4 4 @leafsman 1396.7 3 5 @Ben mclaughlin - 50% 1251 2 -> 1 6 @DarkSpyro 1090.6 1

Nico Pearce - Offensive Vision (OV)

It is me! I'd like to begin by both thanking @jacobcarson877 for his time as the Marlins GM, and congratulating him on his new position with London in the VHL. There's no doubt that Jacob's time in San Diego was anything short of inspiring as we've seen his name constantly appear in Elmebeck nominations, and the San Diego organization has continuously introduced quality members and players into the greater VHL community. We'll certainly miss his exceptional contributions in the VHLM but wish him the best of luck (except against Moscow) in the VHL. Now to the hole he leaves behind. Gus and I were pleasantly surprised at the group who applied and felt that we had a very strong crop to choose from. Our selection is someone who is returning to GM'ing in the VHLM after an excellent stint in the past. With such large shoes to fill in, we feel confident that this candidate will be able to step in and instantly make their mark while continuing the high standards recent Marlins GM's have held. Please congratulate the new San Diego GM:

Nice I went 2/2

Also just going to highlight the new bracket tier of 1.1K+ TPA since solely a 1k bracket wasn't sufficient when we see 1.2/1.3K TPA players existing.

Too long didn't read

Better not be in those categories next season or I'm shipping your ass out.

He's IA now lol

Lmfao GG Malmo

It was on auto-update back then and I ended up having access to a windows laptop anyways. Part of it was just laziness too, and teaching a noob how to do lines was a benefit

I had a Mac ok, and Wine broke because of all the OS updates

@N0HBDY

Maybe it's not the best time for the boomer who just got his first career hatty this season to also attempt his first career fight win against a group that has beat the shit out of opponents in fights

Hello! As most of you have probably seen, D.C. and London in the VHL need new GMs along with Istanbul and Stockholm in the VHLE. From experience, this will likely mean that a spot or more will open up in the VHLM - therefore we have decided to open up this thread to get interest so that we can make hires quickly after the VHL and VHLE's are decided. If you have any interest in becoming a VHLM GM, please reply to this thread. If you have any conditions, questions, or concerns, please reach out to either @Gustav or myself. Something something only post if you want to be hired, mods will hunt you down otherwise.

Damn Riga

The GM's just mad they can't even reach the finals zzzz

I don't think there's a trade package possible to make a team give up their opportunity to select you, but as always, would love to bring you back if it was possible. We'll see how things go, but I'm sure you'll enjoy and thrive wherever you end up