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GM 278: Istanbul vs. Oslo
 
Istanbul earned a hard fought win over Oslo today by a score of 2-1, helping solidify their spot in the playoffs. It took a shootout to separate these two teams, with an impressive defensive struggle making up the rest of the game. Sebastien dokis opened the scoring in the second for Oslo from Randy Bobandy and Hunor Solyom. After a pretty even game up to this point, Istanbul turned up the pressure in the 3rd, outshooting Oslo 19-7 and tying the game up courtesy of Nagy Al and Halvar Torbjorn. Both teams fought through an even overtime until the shootout, where Reno Reinhold got one past Alexander Minion to win the game for Istanbul. The goalies put in a stellar performance today with 38 saves on 39 shots for Geoff Bezos and 48 saves on 49 shots for Alexander Minion.

Missisauga Hounds Press Conference
 
1. The team hasn't looked super good lately, can we still get out of no man's land?
2. How would you describe your season so far (4 words max)?
3. How would you describe the locker room atmospheare?
4. What you favourite flag in the world (country, state etc.)?
5. Whats the most underrated abitlity to have in hockey? (for me it's getting lost on offense for example)
6. How was/is your favourite subject in school?
 

1. I'm sure we can, but the fact that we did so well after what happened last season is very respectable
 
2. A season of growth
 
3. Pretty friendly, but understandably a bit quiet
 
4. Ether the US or Canadian flag
 
5. Not too sure, but maybe the ability to not get too nervous in the clutch
 
6. Ether reading or chemistry

1. Absolutely, I believe this group is just going through a rough patch and is going to get it together.
 
2. He shoots, he scores!
 
3. A little bummed, but a great place to be.
 
4. The Quebec Flag. Simple but perfect.
 
5. Hockey IQ. Knowing when to do certain things on the ice like make passes, pinch, back check, etc.
 
6. History. Only class I ever managed to get a perfect score in a class in. I’m also a huge history nerd, as my player Hannibal Barca would indicate.

1. The team hasn't looked super good lately, can we still get out of no man's land? We haven't looked good? I hope Lattimer hasn't contributed to that. Sounds like I need to step up and grow a pair.
2. How would you describe your season so far (4 words max)? I. Have. No. Idea. 
3. How would you describe the locker room atmospheare? Seems quite good, active, but admittedly I'm on the edges, i have many commitments and so i don't spend as much time there as i probably should. Seems cool though. Everyone seems to get along.
4. What you favourite flag in the world (country, state etc.)? I did a country report on Argentina when I was growing up so I've always been mildly partial to their flag.
5. Whats the most underrated abitlity to have in hockey? (for me it's getting lost on offense for example) Moving the defense with your eyes. Same with hockey as it is in basketball or football.
6. How was/is your favourite subject in school? I had no favorite subjects, I hated school. Ironically my favorite subject in college became my minor - Education.

so my disrespectful and inappropriate questions have to be directed at you, big sad

I’ve got an unopened Rosewill HIVE 650 Watt 80+ Bronze power supply, would be a nice smaller item to be sold off

Missisauga Hounds Press Conference
 
After the first couple of games, what are your thoughts on:
1. The teams performance?
2. your Players performance?
3. the locker room atmosphere?

4. Whats your favourite Logo from every league?
5. Whos your favourite irl player?
6. whats your favourite irl team?

1. We’ve played well, a few bounces go a different way and our record is a lot better than it is right now.
 
2. I’ve got nothing to complain about, 2PPG is nothing to scoff at!
 
3. We’re a chill place, which I’m cool with. 
 
4. Aces, Watchmen, Legion
 
5. Carey Price, the reason I fell in love with Hockey.
 
6. Les Canadiens, for the above reason.

. Has the team met your expectations this season? I had no expectations to be honest since I don't pay attention but apparently I'm 7th in points and the team is very competitive so that's good!
 
2. What goals do you have for your player at this point of the season? No goals or expectations. If my GM wants to give me som then sure! It's really up to my GM to tell me when to earn and what to put it into, and if he does that, he gets whatever he wants. If he doesn't, then I do nothing.
 
3. What player on the team has had the most surprising performance so far? Again I really have no idea. I hate that my responses sound like I don't care about how special this league is, it's not lost on me how special it is but I just don't have much interest in it other than getting my 2 affiliate TPE per month for SBA.
 
4. How has your favorite NHL team fared so far this season? I really don't follow regular season hockey. Playoff hockey is some of the most entertaining sports-watching one can do, though. I find myself cheering for all the Canadian teams.
 
5. Are you celebrating Thanksgiving this week? Sure am/did. Dominated food, alcohol, and watching a shit ton of sports.
 
6. What is the greatest TV show of all time in your opinion? Hard to say, could easily make the case for Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones, Stranger Things. Classics like Seinfeld will never get old. 

One time on a ubereats order they didn't deliver half of my order. I ordered 1 big mac + fries and drink and added 1 junior chicken to get the free shipping
 
They only delivered the burgers, no idea what happened to my fries and drink. and then they only gave me a $5 credit

That was going to be my suggestion as well. With our help we can get those doctors some borders

Mississauga Hounds Press Conference 
 
1. What are your thoughts on being draft to Mississauga?
 
2. What did you think of your player's performance last season?
 
3. What are your player goals for this season?
 
4. The D.C. Dragons won their first Continental Cup. Do you think this is shocking?
 
5. What attribute do you think your player needs to work on?
 
6. What is your opinion on skim/0% milk? 
 

1. What is your favorite Halloween ghost or ghoul story? Why?
 
I don't have one, I hate halloween.
 
2. Do you believe real monster, witches and creatures are living amongst us in the real world?
 
 Dil is living among us so close enough.
 
3. If you could use a magic spell on somebody; who would use the magic on and what spell would you use? Why?
 
I would use a spell of vanishing on Nico Pearce because he is mean.
 
4. Is your jack-o-lantern still out?
 
I did not make one.
 
5. Do you think Halloween is appropriate to celebrate today?
 
No, it's a very dumb holiday and I think it should go away.
 
6. Riddle: The person that built it, sold it. The person that bought it, never used it. The person that used it, never saw it. What is it?
 
Probably a coffin. Someone has to make it and sell it. The person who buys it isn't the one using it, and the one who uses it doesnt see it because they are dead.

1. I am very happy to help rebuild the locker room 
 
2. He didn't exist last season. He's doing OK in Juniors tho!
 
3. To just grow and prepare for the next level
 
4. I do not know enough about them to answer 
 
5. All of them really 
 
6. Milk is milk as long as it came from a cow 
 

Mississauga Hounds Press Conference 
 
1. What are your thoughts on being draft to Mississauga?
 
2. What did you think of your player's performance last season?
 
3. What are your player goals for this season?
 
4. The D.C. Dragons won their first Continental Cup. Do you think this is shocking?
 
5. What attribute do you think your player needs to work on?
 
6. What is your opinion on skim/0% milk? 
 

1. I’m glad to be here! I know that I can make a positive impact and make sure we have a better season than the last one.
 
2. He did not exist! 
 
3. Put up a lot of points and grow as a player.
 
4. Fuck the DC Dragons, they sent Jannik Nylen into retirement with a cup finals loss. Friggin pulled a Shea Weber instead of a Ray Bourque. Buncha jerks if you ask me.
 
5. Probably my puck handling. I put so much attention into scoring, passing, and skating that my puck handling is lacking.
 
6. Both suck in comparison to 2%

I'm stuck in the damn dryer AGAIN! 😭

what are you doing step shindigs

As is the case with most teams around the holiday season, the Vancouver Wolves decided to give back to the community by sending a few of the players to the local Children Hospital. The team had selected the three rookies on the team would be the honored member to represent the team at the Hospital this Halloween.
 
 
All seemed normal as the three rookies went room to room dress in their costumes until the lights in the hallway on the third floor started to flicker and then they went dark. Leaving the three rookies in a room with only the lights of machines to light their way. Then came a whisper,” Don`t let them die!! Don`t let them die!!” All three players looked around concerned rushing over their faces but not willing to admit they were all on edge now.
 
 
Then seeming out of now where across the door darted a figure, it seemed like a mouse? Quickly followed by another; was that a cat? Then a quick flash of light and a hooded figure with hand out reached, wearing a robe covering his face and scythe was standing in the doorway with a thin hint of fog or smoke rolling around his feet. With his out reached hand he pointed to the three rookies and whispered,” Don`t let them die!! Don`t let them die!!”. Another flash of light and the hooded figure was gone.
 
 
Again, the mouse like figure darted across the door but paused for a quick moment in the door way and whispered, “Don`t let me die!! Don`t let me die!!” Quickly chased out of the door way by what the three assumed was the cat figure again. Then a huge Flash, the flash of light almost blinding the three rookies but they could make two figures shadow figures of what seemed to be the cat & the mouse. The cat jumped on the mouse and pulled head off the mouse with a quick biting motion caused a red liquid to spray into the room from the door followed quickly by darkness once again.
 
 
Once again, a quick flash of light and the hooded figure in the robe and scythe was standing in the door again. He turned and looked at the mess of the red splatter shook his head and once again pointed at the three rookies whispering,” Don`t let them die!! Don`t let them die!!” Again, another flash of light and the hooded figure was gone.
 
 
The light started to flicker once again and off in the distance a tall six-foot four figure stood in the hallway wearing a dark dirt covered jacket with his back turned to the room. Then seeming out of nowhere the figure turned around and had with the flickering light moved closer to the door becoming more visible to all in the room. He was wearing a goalie mask and over his shoulder he was caring a machete. As he moved closer to the door with every flash of light concealing his movements, he raised his machete ready for an attack when flash; a bright gold light seemed to come out of nowhere. Here was a spear stuck in the door frame of the hospital room door, which made everyone inside jump back in start at the unexpected object.
 
 
In the background behind the masked figure stood like a Greek god of a man wearing a gold helm with red cape, red skirt welding a golden sword and a golden shield. He raised his sword and started pounding the shield. Every time the sword struck the shield it caused the lights to flicker and with a yell,” No Retreat!! No Surrender!! That is Spartan law!!” He charged head long into the masked figure and more red liquid squirted into the room as the two figures clashed in the hallway. Then without warning the lights went out again and when they returned the hooded figure was back in the door way. Everyone expecting him to repeat his phrase of don`t let them die!! But he just shook his head and lowered his eye to the floor. Then he could be heard whispering, “I told you don`t let them die!!” then a pause. Again, he whispered," I guess it your turn now!” No sooner did he finish the statement did the light go out again and then a large bang came from the room and from the bed where once the kid had laid jumped a large figure of a werewolf. Causing everyone in the room to scream and fall to the floor.
 
 
Then light started to flicker again in the hallway, but somehow differently this time and you could clearly hear,” Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thunder!!” of the song Thunderstruck. Then two figures appeared in the door way and continued to lyrics to Thunderstruck with a huge finishing of “You`ve been Thunderstruck!!” and the light came back on. With all the character in the room the werewolf and our singers starting to laugh. It was @JB123 Nathan Powers dressed up as Brain Johnson of AC/DC alongside him was @Tape-to-Tape Wattson Power as Angus Young.
 
 
Then another figure entered the room this of @kelvi Anze Miklavz dress as Will Ferrell as the expert animal handler holding three new costumes for the three rookies. Laughing all the way and stated,”That was fun!! Now put these costumes on as we have more children to visit as team.” He handed the Thunderstruck rookies each a costume that seemed to be of the See no evil, hear no evil Monkeys and stating, “I am your handler for the rest of the day. Hopefully none of you had any accidents as these costumes are rented and need to be returned. Plus, we don`t need you to smell like the monkeys!! LOL!!”
 
 
Then one by one all the figures returned to the room; the mouse & cat were Tom & Jerry. In those costumes stood @Gaikoku-hito Pierre Emile Bouchard as Tom and @a_Ferk Biggie Cheese as Jerry. The grim reaper was next and as he pulled his hood back you can see a huge grin from the face of @Lemorse7 Alexandre Leduc. Then Jason the figure wearing the goalie mask with the god like man as masked figure pulled back the mask it was clearly going to be @Tate Brandt Fuhr and the god like Spartan was clearly @Spartan Nico Pearce.
 
 
Then to everyone surprise one of the rookies stated,” Well we are all here then so who is that in the werewolf costume?” With a big chuckle and smile that could be seen across the Pacific Ocean, the werewolf unmasked himself reviling his identity as none other than the team’s General Manager @Frank as he stated “Happy Halloween Wolves!!”
 
 
The team all together now and with the rookies all dress as monkeys with @kelvi Anze controlling the crazy antics went room to room visiting the remaining children handling out candy, autographs, jerseys and even game tickets. “What where is Riddles?” asked one of the members of the team. Then all of sudden the team could hear crazy laughing coming from down the hallway. They all turned looked at each other and started laughing themselves. My guess is this won`t be a Halloween forgotten by the three rookies any time soon. 
 
 
 
 

Happy Halloween from the Vancouver Wolves!!
 
 
 
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D In Vancouver starting to look solid for the next few years. Nice to have you resigned @a_Ferk. Now lets see what we can do next season.

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