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$15 donation (ID: 7EY496753M127382P) 5 Uncapped TPE - claiming now Doubles week - claiming now Free Week (12 Capped TPE) - claiming later I'm never gonna have a week off, I'll take the cash $1M store money - claiming now

I appreciates that, thanks big mc

WOAH! Thanks to the hiring committee! Do we get AGMs?

Groovy Dood +2 boo yah

Yo yo yo, what's up Marauders? We've got another media scrum assembled for you here: 1. We’re about a month into the VHLM season now. What has been your favourite game to play in so far? 2. The drama off the ice in Miami is likely more compelling than the action on the ice this season, with all the assault, tomfoolery, and general mischief involving some or all of our team’s players. Which storyline(s) are you enjoying or following most? 3. Have you heard that the World Junior Championship (WJC) is coming up this summer? It’s a seasonal tournament that features the best VHL prospects up to 300 TPE. Which of the WJC five teams will you be cheering for: America, Asia, Canada, Europe, or World? 4. Who from our team should make the roster of their WJC team, and why? 5. What’s your favourite TPE task to do? Why? 6. What makes you get hyped up about simulation hockey?

Claim 3/4 for week ending June i dunno, the first week of June

Love the breakdown of MIA Game 1, thanks for making our grand entrance into the league a special one!

You’re blaming this on an Oslo Storm fan? Oslo, Minnesota maybe.

Think of the children! Don't leave them fatherless! I'll never do it again, I swear! Please don't hang me mister!

yeah of course: N1: Bugging Nykonax - A member of the Coven visited Mr. Hatter last night - A member of the Coven visited Proto last night - A member of the Coven visited Spartan last night

Not transported, I'm the spy and watched the coven visit everyone. Not sure I follow the logic to voting for me, and not sure what other claims I can give you?

That'd be a pretty safe assumption. I spy with my little eye a spy spying a spy while spying a spy. SPY N1: Bugging Nykonax - A member of the Coven visited Mr. Hatter last night. - A member of the Coven visited Proto last night. - A member of the Coven visited Spartan last night.

Groovy Dood appeared to have a little extra swagger in his step ahead of Thursday’s matchups in Las Vegas and at home against San Diego. He entered the arena wearing only new sunglasses, a black speedo, and a black leather vest. When asked by reporters what was with his promiscuous and head-turning outfit, Groovy Dood exclaimed emphatically: “I’ve evolved.” The media scrum looked confused, but Dood slyly smiled and kept on swaggering towards his locker room. Fortunately for the reporters assembled in the players’ tunnel, Dood’s agent stayed and tried to explain his client’s eclectic wardrobe choices. “Groovy Dood is one groovy dude. He marches to the beat of his own drum, and we’ve all known that. What you don’t see behind the scenes is just how hard he works to be the best hockey player possible for this team and this league,” his handler explained. “So explain to me then… he’s evolved?!” asked a reporter from the Athletic. The agent chuckled before giving his answer: “We all know Groovy has some… underlying health conditions that allow him to take… some meds that aren’t quite… umm… let’s just say he was just approved by the league’s doctors to undergo the Mike Trout treatment. We’re looking forward to Dood becoming extra groovy in the near future.” The puzzled looks from the hockey reporters indicated that they thought Mike Trout was something they might catch in Pickle Lake in the off-season, and the scrum disbanded. After watching Groovy Dood play in the 11-0 win over San Diego, reporters have inferred that his agent must mean “showing up once every nine times” when referring to this baseball player treatment. Groovy Dood chipped in on two of the Storm’s 11 goals, adding a goal and an assist to his 2-3—5 season. Dood and the Minnesota Storm look to keep their spot atop the VHLM as they head into Friday’s rivalry night with games at Miami and versus Mississauga. Puck drops whenever the hell Devise wakes up.

+10 Groovy Dood

Daaaaamn, that's some serious organization - glad to see a leader taking charge. I've got my orders now

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Hahahahaha thanks for making me laugh, Mr Game 7 is the ultimate inactive ringer! I love the concept, and the execution is great. The red filter complements the red already in the helmet and the logo, as well as portraying an overall cool mood. To make it better next time, I would move the league logo to a less busy spot of the background image. But hey, I see why you didn't - you gotta just ride those inactivity vibes Overall: 8/10

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Nicely done Lambo! First off I like this idea, what an iconic photograph for an iconic moment. I like the attention to detail you put in, like making sure the background dressing room was full of M's. The league logo in the v-neck is nice touch too. To improve next time, you could be more careful on the jersey colouring, the top left corner of the black (meeting the white and red) looks a bit wonky. Overall, great job! 8/10

Ooof, he might the only player on the team left after that game. Great decision @PatrikLaine, there's no bad VHLM franchise to join

You’ve made it @PatrikLaine, you’re finally into the VHLM! You’ll reach the big leagues soon enough, but first you’ve got to do your time in the Minor league. To have long term success in this league, you need to have a strong rookie season. You’ve got to have managers watching out for you, a leadership team made up of guys who would do anything for you, and a trio of goons that would make the Hanson brothers quiver. We’ve got all that in Miami. The best part of coming to Miami is that we’re the new kids on the block around here. We’re an expansion franchise with low expectations for this season and a parade planned for the next. We’re looking to have a lot of fun, build a winning culture, and make a lot of history. This is your chance to be a part of something special. All you have to do to accept your $1.5 Million contract with the Miami Marauders is press the +Quote button and reply with “I ACCEPT”. See you in the locker room soon! bigAL MIA AGM

? -----> ? happy to GM/AGM/sell concessions, whatever for whoever!

Claim 2/4 - week ending May 31

Press Conference for the Week Ending May 31, 2020: 1. Miami finished the first week of games sitting at 3W-5L, good for 8th in our 12 team league. How do you feel about our team's start to the season? 2. What has been the stat that you are most impressed with through one week? 3. What feedback do you have for the coach to make the team better for week 2? 4. Yukon has an open AGM position. What skills do you have that would make you a great team manager? 5. What's the one show or movie you've seen more than anything else? 6. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I like to do my reviews in the forms of two stars and a wish: ? Great job letting us get to know Osens the player, even if he is a deranged goon ? I like that you included the consequences of his actions from a variety of stakeholders ~? I wish you used a few less commas. Remember, you only need them when you take a breath reading your sentence out loud! Overall, really well done!