mediocrepony

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2. devoted to the team, yell MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW over and over 3. I have done chess twice 4. Let's go Sabres dun dun du da duh 5. not on discord 6. bet your zen gm teams have never gone 65-13-4

big lidia with the nice shirt

I AM THE KING OF KINDA GOOD, THE MAGE OF MEDIOCRE, THE KNIGHT OF NOT BAD

WE WON A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! newhook has no points in these three games though

https://vhlforum.com/topic/102042-cole-newhook-alternate-reality/

use whichever you would like! @CharaZardd7

oh i'm a sabres fan i just love gritty

somehow first comment 25 minutes in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 6 losses in a row

Sooooo hey there! As you are probably guessing by the title, I've been a year since I joined the Victory Hockey League. 1 whole year. Yes, true, I didn't really do anything for the first month or so, but it still counts. I think. ANYWAYS, I have some people to thank. Quite a few, in fact. A lot of GM's, a lot of friends, all of whom helped me throughout this year. We'll start from the beginning. @Berocka. One-time GM of the Mississauga Hounds, approached me with my first contract. @Rayzor_7 GM of the Minnesota Storm, GM when I put up my 95 point season (great by my standards) in the VHLM. @Mr_Hatter AGM of the Storm, also a great friend on Moscow. @der meister Great friend, fellow vegetarian, fellow enjoyer of the Phantom Tollbooth, a book where the main character has my name @bigAL Friend, and fellow Weird Al enjoyer @Victor MOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW @SpartanMOSCOW MOSCOW MOSCOW, also enjoys a ZenGM hockey, a game that half of my free time is devoted to. @WentzKneeFan036you know i think you can change your name back. Anyways, also in love with gritty, and a friend. Don't get angry if I missed you and you think you deserved to be here, i probably forgot a lot of people. Let me know in a message or something so you can earn the validation you deserve! I have tons of memories from my tenure as a underachieving 600 TPEr, like the playoffs, very civil discussions, and non hostile debates about cheating. This has been amazing. And you know what they say, "If you love something let it go." So goodbye.

spend it on dark mode

first edit: fuck less than half a second edit 2: remember when Moscow made the playoffs? Pretty sure that was last year i just want to win a game

first and holy fuck what happened Game 377: Warsaw Predators vs. Moscow Menace Game 388: Moscow Menace vs. Seattle Bears

feel old i'm 12

COLE NEWHOOK ALTERNATE REALITY As you may know, Newhook is a backup scorer. Not a flashy, point getter, but would be a solid 3rd liner in the NHL. But what could have happened if he was? A bigger Moscow dynasty? Even larger winning margins in the regular season? A dynamic duo with Mikko Lahtinen @Beketov? Let's find out. THE VHLM: Newhook lights it up in his first season, nabbing 43 points in 32 games as a rookie. He got up to 153 TPE, and generated attention from many VHL teams. He was traded after the draft from Saskatoon to Philadelphia for 2 first round picks. In Philadelphia, Newhook plays 82 games, and generates 53 goals and 69 assists, finishing in the top five in points, assists, and goals. The reapers made the advanced past the first round, but was defeated by Halifax in the second. Newhook got up to 270 TPE. In the VHL draft, he was prioritized by many teams, yet Moscow still picked him up in the first round. He stayed down one more year in the M, getting to 389 TPE and racking up 70+ goals and assists, leading the league by 30+ points. THE VHL: YEAR 1 Moscow was already a feared team even before Newhook joined the team. Then, they got better. In his first year, Newhook tied all rookies with 78 points, only tying @McWolf's S.S. Hornet. However, Newhook had 3 more goals and 12 less PIM, which earned him the rookie of the year award. Moscow got to the finals, but lost to the Seattle Bears. Newhook got up to 531 TPE. YEAR 2 Moscow won the Victory Cup, Newhook beat out all other S72 draftees with 102 points, including 49 goals and 53 assists. Moscow once again advanced to the finals and this time, defeated Vancouver in 5 games. Asked to comment on his season, Newhook only had good things to say: "I have great teammates on Moscow, and they really are helping me achieve these point totals. I still think I could be better, but only time will tell. I'm still young, and am looking forward to my future on the Menace." Newhook reached 671 TPE. Year 3 Moscow once again won the Victory Cup, winning 60 games and only 12 losses, the rest coming in overtime. Cole Newhook once again improved upon his point totals getting 118 points, 58 goals and 60 assists, coming in second in points, goals and assists, only to Mikko Lahtinen, also on Moscow. Cole Newhook inks an extension worth 4 million for 3 years, and gets up to 839 TPE. Moscow wins their second championship title in a row, defeating Seattle in 6 games. Year 4 For the third year in a row, Moscow won both the Victory Cup and Continental Cup. Newhook puts up less points than last year, but only by one goal. Lahtinen put up 4 more points than the previous year. He reaches 1021 TPE. Year 5 This year, Moscow does not win the Victory Cup, losing to the Warsaw Predators by 5 points. However, they keep up their winning streak, with Newhook earning 27 points in the playoff games, leading Moscow to their 4th title in 4 years. Newhook reaches 1138 TPE, and hits new highs in the regular season, getting 127 points, 61 goals and 66 assists. Year 6 Lahtinen, @Spartan's Alex Letang and others left the team, signaling the start of a Moscow rebuild. Newhook went down in points but only barely, hitting 125 points, and still reaching 60-60. Newhook wins MVP, and Moscow squeezed into the playoffs, and defeated powerhouse Warsaw Predators in the first round, but lost in the second round. Newhook reaches 1300 TPE. Year 7 NEWHOOK'S FINAL YEAR In a huge tank year, Newhook still put up 100+ points, without too much help due to the blown up roster. he hit 62 goals, and only 40 assists. He had 14 GWG out of Moscow's 28 wins, showing how big of a deal he was for the team. He ended his career at 1381 TPE. Cole Newhook was inducted into the VHL Hall of Fame. (690 words)

yes please

oh wow. losing by a total of -10

i disagree with your disagreement

first 2-0

david

ah shit i missed it