dlamb

Ottawa had some GOATED GMs
 

I want to join

smoking that warsaw pack 
 

It’s our first big recruitment drive in a while, and what that means is that it’s the first time in a while that lots of new members might see something I write all at once. So, I thought I’d share some tips that might help you that you might not necessarily see repeated by everyone else (e.g., join Discord, earn well, whatever else that’s helpful but that you’ve definitely heard already. 
 
Older members are normal people and generally like it when you talk to them. I erred on the side of being a little too respectful when I joined the VHL (as in, I was nice enough that it was weird), but as long as you’re not disrespectful of anyone (or insulting to the time lots of us have put into this place), we’d love to hear from you and help you out! We once had all the questions you do. 
 
Make content you enjoy. You will not want to write 500 words every week if you only ever write about the last week’s sim results. Find what speaks to you about the league and do that—create stories about your player, analyze stats, or make grand predictions (or even get into graphics and podcasts). Writing articles I would actually bother to read has kept me here for almost 5 years now. 
 
Find the time to VHL that works for you. Right now, I’m writing this on my phone between sets at the gym. It takes zero extra time out of my day, because it’s the time I’d be using to do nothing otherwise. That’s really valuable to me because I’m really busy sometimes. Sure, I’ll write 3,000-word articles about 10+-year-old players as well, but only when I have the time and I want to. 
 
Get to know other VHLM teams and players. It takes a long time to learn exactly who’s who, but get to know your team’s roster—who the players are and which members have made them. Then, branch out by finding the league leaders and learning which members you’re competing with. You’ll care more as you learn more. 
 
I hope this is useful and I encourage other people with experience to share some of it too!

I miss waiver pitches 

@Jason kranz
 
Hey everybody! Welcome to this season’s VHL Season preview, after a busy offseason, full of roster changes there’s been a considerable shift in team’s outlooks this season with a major shift towards the European Conference. So, without further to do, let’s jump right into it!
 
North American Conference
 
1 - Calgary Wranglers
Forward Rank - 5th
Defense Rank - 4th
Goalie Rank - 3rd
Conference Rank - 1st
League Rank - 3rd
 
New GM @leandrofg, came in and made a splash this offseason, bringing in Skor McFleury @Alex and Pope Francis @nurx to revamp the defensive group. While the majority of the roster is still the same, and it is very well rounded, there is one main area for concern, specifically the lack of a pure goalscoring elite forward. This will likely hinder their offensive production this season. With that being said, they could very well cruise to the top of the conference, barring any scoring issues.
 
2 - D.C. Dragons
Forward Rank - 3rd
Defense Rank - 11th
Goalie Rank - 7th
Conference Rank - 2nd
League Rank - 5th
 
The D.C. Dragons were able to finally find a solution in goal with Henry Tucker Jr @NSG, the hope is that this improvement, along with Mark Calaway @Beketov hopefully stepping into the role of a number 1 defensemen. Overall D.C. is a very well rounded team, and if they can add a 4th defensemen, could be favourites to win the North American Conference. As of right now, the fate of D.C. rests with Jason @Jason kranz and The Frenchman @OrbitingDeath as they will both need to have great seasons for D.C. to succeed.
 
3 - Toronto Legion
Forward Rank - 12th
Defense Rank - 10th
Goalie Rank - 6th
Conference Rank - 5th
League Rank - 10th
 
Toronto is in a weird spot right now, while they do have the top end talent in every position, a lack of depth may hurt them as the season starts. However, It’s very difficult to overlook their core, and some players that are still improving on a weekly basis. Toronto is a bit of a question mark this season, but if they stay in contention until the trade deadline and use their cap space effectively, it won’t be a surprise when they repeat.
 
4 - Los Angeles Stars
Forward Rank - 2nd
Defense Rank - 12th
Goalie Rank - 9th
Conference Rank - 3rd
League Rank - 7th
 
If D.C.’s defense was an area of concern, Los Angeles’ is very much in the same boat. While LA still has one of the league’s best and most proven offenses led by Todd Cooke @KRZY and Larry Abass Jr @RileyL, Elias Lampi @Pifferfish will need to duplicate their S91 if Los Angeles is to be competitive. Los Angeles arguably has a uphill battle this season if they hope to avoid the wildcard round. With the steep drop off to the bottom 3 teams in the conference they should safely make the playoffs at least.
 
5 - New York Americans
Forward Rank - 9th
Defense Rank - 6th
Goalie Rank - 11th
Conference Rank - 4th
League Rank - 8th
 
New York? In the playoffs? That’s what we are predicting this season! @STZ hit the ground running, brining in FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist, and Malum Maellard @frescoelmo! In combination with the young rookie talents in Callum Gary Yannic Janser @Daniel Janser, WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW @rory, and Rin Kagamine @Rin. New York’s rookies are developing quickly and should make this a top team in no time. Making the playoffs would be huge for New York and for the first time in a while that is the expectation this season.
 
6 - Chicago Phoenix
Forward Rank - 13th
Defense Rank - 13th
Goalie Rank - 12th
Conference Rank - 6th
League Rank - 14th
 
The departure of Scotty Sundin @fromtheinside hurts, while most of the roster has improved, hoping for another miracle season is a far cry from the truth. While the addition of Yaroslav Trunov @qripll is an interesting move, they are similar in skill to Sundin. It will certainly be a tough season in Chicago. They are fairly well rounded and very young, there is a slight chance that Chicago at least makes the playoff race interesting, but it could be over quickly.
 
7 - Vancouver Wolves
Forward Rank - 16th
Defense Rank - 15th
Goalie Rank - 14th
Conference Rank - 8th
League Rank - 16th
 
Outside of Liv Slater @Subject056, there’s not much going on in Vancouver this season, which is expected given that their team is largely built around the S92 draft. While this season is clearly development focused in Vancouver, they should hit the ground running in S93. Vancouver could very well be in a battle for lottery odds with Seattle.
 
8 - Seattle Bears
Forward Rank - 14th
Defense Rank - 16th
Goalie Rank - 16th
Conference Rank - 7th
League Rank - 15th
 
Seattle is really taking their time with their development, while they do have some solid young players this season with Severus Targaryen @Banackock, Gustav Mathias @Berocka, Toby Kadachi @ROOKIE745, and Simons Worth Nightmare @zepheter, outside of them there isn’t much special this season, we can expect Seattle to likely be in a tank battle with Vancouver for most of this season.
 
European Conference
 
1 - Prague Phantoms
Forward Rank - 4th
Defense Rank - 1st
Goalie Rank - 5th
Conference Rank - 2nd
League Rank - 2nd
 
Prague is back! After a disappointing end to S91 which saw the team just miss the playoffs, while their roster is essentially the same as the lone addition is Spanish Moon Moth @Renomitsu, we can expect a classic revenge season here, and don’t be surprised if Prague takes the league by storm this season. John Jameson @Frank is still a top 5 player in the league, and if Matt Murdock @Acydburn can deliver some solid goaltending, Prague should cruise to a top 3 spot in the conference and maybe a Victory Cup.
 
2 - Helsinki Titans
Forward Rank - 6th
Defense Rank - 2nd
Goalie Rank - 4th
Conference Rank - 3rd
League Rank - 4th
 
Helsinki was essentially able to run it back with their S91 roster which made it to the finals, with the lone change being as a result of the Landon Wolanin @jacobcarson877 retirement, as Grimgor Ironside @FrostBeard made the jump to the VHL. With that being said, Helsinki is right behind London with their window quickly coming to a close as Pierre Emile Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito has only 1 season left, and their core is primarily S86 players with Daryl Dixon @Ricer13, Rick Grimes @tinafrombobsburgers, and Fuukka Rask @Jubis. Expect to see Helsinki be a bit more aggressive down the road. With that being said they are definitely in the top tier of teams in the league and should challenge for a cup again.
 
3 - London United
Forward Rank - 1st
Defense Rank - 5th
Goalie Rank - 1st
Conference Rank - 1st
League Rank - 1st
 
Now London is in their twilight of their window, with Molly The Cat @JCarson retiring at the end of this season, and Jesse Teno @aimkin the following season. London may only have one or two more seasons left to compete. While the roster is very complete, they do lack a true number one defensemen. However, with the league’s top offense and goaltending, that’s honestly not much of a concern. If Teno can duplicate their S91, don’t be surprised if London pushes for the top of the conference.
 
4 - Malmo Nighthawks
Forward Rank - 7th
Defense Rank - 3rd
Goalie Rank - 10th
Conference Rank - 4th
League Rank - 6th
 
Malmo is coming off of an interesting offseason, with the salary cap costing them to have to trade away one of their better forwards and also losing one of the league top defensemen. The good news is, Jacob Stone @scoop is ready to step into that number 1 role, and their forward core is still very solid. Ironically, the only question with their roster is the same as last season, Ash Sparks @DarkSpyro has now solidified themselves into the second tier of goaltenders in the league, and while functional, the need for an elite goaltender still exists. The gap from 4th to 7th is very small, and for that reason it was difficult to come to conclusions on our predictions. We have Malmo towards the front of this group, but it’s anyone’s game.
 
5 - Moscow Menace
Forward Rank - 11th
Defense Rank - 9th
Goalie Rank - 13th
Conference Rank - 7th
League Rank - 12th
 
Moscow is probably the league’s biggest question mark heading into this season. While on paper right now the team is 7th in the EU, the roster is very well balanced, and the majority of the players are very high earning meaning that the gap will close and in a hurry. A fast start to the season could be all Moscow needs to make a playoff push down the road. The roster is relatively complete, and time may just be the only thing holding Moscow back this season.
 
6 - Riga Reign
Forward Rank - 8th
Defense Rank - 14th
Goalie Rank - 15th
Conference Rank - 6th
League Rank - 11th
 
Riga turned heads last season, and that made them difficult to place this time around. While they do have offensive talent to make the playoffs again, their defense and goaltending leave something to desire. AK92 Wit da Hoodie @hedgehog337 is coming off of a career season, and could very well be the “Scotty Sundin” of this season and pull Riga to the playoffs. Additionally, while their defense and goaltending is at the lower end of the league right now, they do have plenty of potential to improve and quickly. We have Riga somewhere in the middle of that 4th to 7th area.
 
7 - Warsaw Predators
Forward Rank - 10th
Defense Rank - 7th
Goalie Rank - 8th
Conference Rank - 5th
League Rank - 9th
 
Warsaw had a very busy offseason, bringing in a lot of players to strengthen their existing core. With that being said their recently acquired goaltender only has 1 season left in their career, and with no top goalie in the system, Warsaw is in do or die mode, as with no solution their window is this season. While there could be more long term solutions available next offseason, don’t be surprised if Warsaw moves a lot to push for the cup right now. With that being said they do have a bit of an uphill battle this season as they are lacking a true number one forward and defensemen. While they could finish anywhere between 4th and 7th, it will be close.
 
8 - HC Davos Dynamo
Forward Rank - 15th
Defense Rank - 8th
Goalie Rank - 2nd
Conference Rank - 8th
League Rank - 13th
 
Davos made the move into a much needed rebuild this season, but held onto David Jokinen @Ahma, a number 1 defensemen in the current landscape, and Lachlan Summers @kirbithan, now a franchise icon, potential future Hall of Famer, and the 2nd best goalie in the league. With this Davos does have a very interesting outlook this season, as while their offense won’t be setting the world on fire, they are very solid defensively and could potentially hold out to win a few low scoring games against just about any team. With that being said, those could be few and far between.
 
Thank you for reading this season’s VHL preview! Best of luck to everyone this season!

Despite an outstanding performance by ice hockey goalie David Slezak last season, boasting impressive stats and demonstrating exceptional skill between the pipes, the overall success of the team remained elusive. Slezak consistently stood tall, making crucial saves and displaying remarkable agility throughout the season. However, the team struggled to secure victories, facing challenges in offensive production and defensive cohesion. His remarkable efforts to keep the team competitive, the lack of support in other areas ultimately hindered the overall success of the squad. Slezak's achievements and resilience in the face of adversity highlight his dedication and talent, even in a season marked by the team's collective struggles.
 
In the heart of ice hockey passion, where the crisp air echoes with the clashing of sticks and the thunderous cheers of fans, stands a formidable figure ready to defend the sacred goalposts. His name is David Slezak, a seasoned goaltender who has earned his stripes on the ice and is now poised to embark on a thrilling journey with the Oslo Storm in the Virtual Hockey League Europe (VHLE).
 
Hailing from the Czech Republic, David Slezak's journey to becoming a prominent goaltender in the VHL has been one paved with dedication, skill, and an unyielding passion for the sport. Slezak's early years were marked by an innate talent for stopping pucks and a determination that set him apart from his peers, last season also with Oslo.
His breakthrough came when he joined the Oslo Storm, a team known for its dynamic gameplay and passionate fanbase. Slezak's arrival in Oslo was met with anticipation, as fans eagerly awaited the goalie who could potentially be the missing piece in their quest for glory in the VHLE.
 
As the new season dawns upon the VHLE, Slezak has been hard at work honing his skills and fine-tuning his reflexes. The life of a goaltender is one of constant preparation, both mentally and physically. Slezak, known for his meticulous approach to the game, has been working closely with the coaching staff to analyze opponents' strategies and strengthen his weaknesses.
On the physical front, Slezak has been hitting the gym, focusing on agility drills, and fine-tuning his hand-eye coordination. These efforts are not just for personal glory but are crucial to the Oslo Storm's success in the upcoming season.
 
Hockey is a team sport, and a goaltender's success is often intertwined with the performance of the entire team. Slezak understands the importance of building strong bonds with his defensive lineup and communicating seamlessly with his teammates. The Oslo Storm have undergone some roster changes, and Slezak has been instrumental in fostering a sense of camaraderie both on and off the ice. Team chemistry is not built overnight, and Slezak's leadership qualities have played a pivotal role in uniting the Oslo Storm under a common goal – to dominate the VHLE and bring home the coveted championship.
 
Known for their aggressive and fast-paced style of play, the Oslo Storm has always been a force to be reckoned with in the VHLE. Players like Logan Ninefingers @Scurvy and Jussi Jokinenegg @HearnNation67 will carry the team offensively every night and look to put people in seats. Slezak's goaltending prowess aligns seamlessly with the team's strategy, making him a perfect fit for the Storm. His ability to make crucial saves in high-pressure situations adds an extra layer of confidence to the team's offensive endeavors.
The Oslo Storm's fans, affectionately known as the "Stormchasers," have high expectations for the upcoming season. Slezak's presence between the pipes is seen as a beacon of hope, a guardian who will stand resolute against the fierce attacks of rival teams.
 
In the unpredictable world of sports, facing adversity is inevitable. Slezak, however, is no stranger to challenges. Throughout his career, he has encountered setbacks, injuries, and moments of self-doubt. Yet, it is in these trying times that the true character of a goaltender is revealed. Slezak's resilience and unwavering determination have seen him rise from the ashes of setbacks stronger and more formidable. The Oslo Storm, recognizing this tenacity, has rallied behind their goaltender, creating a fortress of support that will be crucial in navigating the stormy seas of the VHLE.
 
Ice hockey is more than just a sport in Oslo; it is a way of life. The Oslo Storm holds a special place in the hearts of its fans, and David Slezak's presence has injected a new level of excitement into the city's hockey scene. The Storm's home games are anticipated events, drawing fans from all corners of the city to witness their team in action.
Slezak's popularity has transcended the rink, with local businesses and sponsors eager to align themselves with the rising star. The goaltender's affable personality and commitment to community engagement have endeared him to fans and non-fans alike, solidifying his status as not just a sports icon but a community ambassador.
 
As the VHLE season opener looms on the horizon, the excitement in Oslo is palpable. The Stormchasers, adorned in team colors and chanting fervently, await the moment when David Slezak will lead the Oslo Storm onto the ice for the first time this season. The anticipation is not just about the outcome of a game but about the collective journey of a team with a shared dream. Slezak's presence in goal adds an extra layer of intrigue to the season. Will he emerge as the beacon of hope the Stormchasers believe him to be? Can he thwart the relentless attacks of rival teams and lead the Oslo Storm to victory? Can he repeat his performance from last season? These questions linger in the minds of fans, creating an electric atmosphere that transcends the virtual boundaries of the VHLE.
 
David Slezak's journey with the Oslo Storm in the VHLE is a testament to the enduring spirit of ice hockey. It's a tale of dedication, camaraderie, and the pursuit of excellence. As the season unfolds, Slezak's performance will not only be a reflection of his individual skill but a symbol of the collective aspirations of the Oslo Storm and its ardent fanbase. The virtual arenas are set, the Stormchasers are ready, and David Slezak stands poised to etch his name into the annals of VHLE history. The puck drops, and the journey begins.
 
1,038 words
1/14
1/21

@Hogan called it on stream when I made the pick - steal of the draft.

Houston's backup goalie has a graphic, yay!

Player Information
Username: Fire Fletcher
Player Name: WWumbo
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 50
Position: D
Height: 73 in.
Weight: 195 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!
 

Welcome to the league!!

@N0HBDY

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!
 

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!
 

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!
 

Dlamb back in saddle 🐐

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!
 

Congrats @dlamb!

No public application for the position either is wild

@dlamb on the rise again! Best of luck!

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!
 

I appreciate the opportunity. I will do my best to bring the Storm to great heights once again!