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D- Matty Socks
 
@Tomat0
Now am I right about the order?

Just, here we go.
I'm not a GM/AGM and
I'm in this for the TPE sooooo...
 

 
 
24th Overall (Halifax 21st) Jorgen Von Strangle [RW]@Timmy Turner
 
I'll just say it here: this man is great at getting TPE, he gets 31 a week! Maybe even 41 if he got training camp, but I digress.
In Halifax's defense, this is a great pick if you want a player who is active AF and good at getting TPE.
In 7 games, he gets 19 POINTS!
Timmy, you don't need your Fairly Oddparents anymore, because all of your wishes just came true! In the VHL at least.
I like this guy is what I'm trying to say.
 
32nd Overall (Halifax 21st) Harry Hagel [D] @jasplunds
 
So, this guy is a really decent defenseman, with 7 +/- and 9 points in 7 games. This guy is pretty good at getting TPE.
He is your average 3rd round pick. I feel like this guy has good potential but all he needs is one extra push by Halifax and he can be good.
 
78th Overall (Halifax 21st) MapleBacon [RW] @Derek Nickerson18
 
This guy is not a good pick, he is inactive, he doesn't get TPE, he doesn't even try to get TPE. The only thing good about this player is his name.
That's how bad this player is (his agent). He got 1 point per game, even though he doesn't really deserve it.
Derek, come back and please care about your player!
 
bye stupid-heads and poopy-heads out there
 

https://gyazo.com/74ace3339d1daa523bc10588f6ea6298
 
this is the sig

nice wildfiremicro
very nice

Prospect Scouting Report 
Name: Armani Calamari 
From: Toronto Ontario Canada 
Height: 5'8
Weight: 170 LB
 
 Armani Calamari's VHLM career began by signing a short waiver contract with the Philadelphia Reapers where he started as a role player. He was mostly used in 4th line roles here and was lucky to get a point via assist and a few shots in the eleven regular season games he played. He was just an extra body for the Reapers to use as they try to go for a playoff run but it was great experience for him. However they were unfortunately eliminated in the first round but Armani did not let it bother him. Afterwards he went into the VHLM draft so he could find a more permanent home.
 
 He was chosen by the Ottawa Lynx 40th overall and was named one of the captains there after impressing the coaches there with his friendly attitude. He was way more productive there getting 13 goals and 25 assists as he was now on one of the main lines. He also ballooned his shots from just five all the way to 122 in 44 games. He was also a relatively clean player with only twelve penalty minutes. For the short time he spent in Ottawa he was a big part of a team trying to build towards the future.
 
 However about halfway through the season or so he was traded back to the Reapers for a few picks. The Reapers were again looking for a capable center and Armani fit that bill. Despite again being on a low line Armani did not complain much and just tried to make the most of the minutes he got. In 30 regular season games he got two goals and five assists in 39 shots. He wasn't quite as clean as before with sixteen penalty minutes but being in a rough and tumble city like Philadelphia probably influenced him a bit.
He never got a point in the playoffs unfortunately because the Reapers were swept. He hasn't done much in ether playoff runs actually. Armani was a bit miffed but tried his best to get over it as the VHL draft awaits. Afterwards the Reapers honored him a bit by giving him a alumni jersey in thier ring of honor which is not as good as the Hall of  Fame but does mean they acknowledge his time there. Armani has since said that he had hung that jersey in his office.
 
 He has also said that he is excited for the VHLE despite some apprehension around the league from other players. He just seems like a guy who just loves hockey no matter where he has to play it so his upcoming seasons will be interesting to watch.
 

LETS GO TOWBACKER
 
jk thank you

LETS GO TOWBACKER
 
jk thank you

1. I've been a hockey fan for about 2 years, and I thjnk it was my friend or the Flames' best in the west
2. I would take it slow at the start, then it would get better
3. Game winner, the cheer of winning a game though
4. I like the Rome Gladiators because of their name, it's cool, so sue me
5. I look up to my friends, Linus Zetterstrom and Cabe McJake
6. Was that a gun? Nah that was Chara's slapshot. Fuck off Jim.

Armani Calamari was walking around nervously as he stands backstage at the VHL Draft in New York. He was predicted to go ether late first round or early second round in the draft and the end of the first round just happened. He knew that him being chosen in the first round was unlikely but it was still a bit disappointing. But ether way the wait has been hard so he decided to sneak off to the lobby for a drink from the vending machine. As he was drinking a newly bought Dr.Pepper his phone goes off almost making him drop it.
 
"H-hello you have reached Armani Calamari and yes that is my real name before you ask" he answers as he starts to fast walk back towards backstage
 
"Well we know Armani. This is Peace, the GM of the Toronto Legion" the voice answers as Armani immediately started to pick up the pace "and we are about to choose you with the next pick. How do you feel about that?"
 
"Playing for my home town? Not having to move to far for more then a year or two? I'd be exstatic! Let's do it!"
 
"Perfect but wait does it sound like you are running?"
 
"Well I got thirsty and sneaked off to get a drink from the lobby. I know that I should have just gotten someone else to get me one, but I was bored"
 
"Oh we understand! But you better get to the stage and take a deep breath to relax. Welcome home Armani" Armani smiles as he reaches the backstage area. He relaxes and breathes in and out as the Commissioner comes out to announce the pick.
 
"With the 17th pick in the VHL draft, the Toronto Legion selects....Armani Calamari, Center from the Philadelphia Reapers and the country of Canada!" Armani walks onto the stage and takes the Legion hat. He takes a picture with the Commissioner while holding a Legion jersey. He was still a bit out of breath but luckily was not sweating as he headed back to backstage to talk with some of the media reporters.
 
"So Armani was the Legion the team you were really hoping for?" One reporter asks
 
"Well I love living in Toronto so the opportunity to keep doing that is great, but honestly I did not really have any true preference." Armani admitted honestly "I just love playing hockey and wherever I am chosen to play I will play in happily"
 
"So I understand that you will be playing in the VHLE next season. How long do you plan on staying in Europe?"
 
"Maybe a season or two but honestly I do not have any idea. I will just play in it for as long as I can before it is time for me to move up"
"What will you be doing with your contract money first?"
 
"Oh that's easy: Getting my dad a new car! His old one is falling apart" After finally getting away from all the reporters Armani just stares at his new Legion hat with his thoughts going crazy. But he knew one thing for sure: things are about to get busy.

armani, why did you pay for the drink?
 
 
you should've stole it

1. I've been a hockey fan for about 2 years, and I thjnk it was my friend or the Flames' best in the west
2. I would take it slow at the start, then it would get better
3. Game winner, the cheer of winning a game though
4. I like the Rome Gladiators because of their name, it's cool, so sue me
5. I look up to my friends, Linus Zetterstrom and Cabe McJake
6. Was that a gun? Nah that was Chara's slapshot. Fuck off Jim.

Let's just talk about signings
I will talk about them but less
 
money
 
 
1. Genghis Khan to Los Angeles Stars
 
G. KHAN 
Going to Los Angeles Stars for 4,000,000 dollars for 2 seasons (2,000,000 AAV)
 Good Job L.A. !
 
I believe you picked a good player, LA!
With over 100 points in the VHLM , he will soon be your Connor McDavid.
 
Signing rating: 10/10
 
2. Lester Green to District of Columbia Dragons (D.C.)
 
L. GREEN
Going to District of Columbia Dragons for 1,000,000 dollars for one season (1,000,000 AAV)
 GOOD FUCKING JOB D.C. WOOOOO
 
HOLY COW
That is a good player, with 95 points in 72 games (in the VHL), he is a good player. 
Good job once again!
 
Signing rating: 10/10
 
3. Jacob Carson to Warsaw Predators
 
J. CARSON
Going to Warsaw Predators for 1,000,000 dollars for one season (1,000,000 AAV)
Ok... Sure Warsaw
 
The reason why he has a .931% save percentage is because, well
he only played 10 games with a 3.05 GAA against him.
 
Signing rating: 6.5/10
 
4. Brian Moreau to Warsaw Predators
 
B. MOREAU
Going to Warsaw Predators for 1,000,000 dollars for 2 seasons (500,000 AAV)
Good Job Warsaw!
 
I think Warsaw got your average player in the VHLM, but that's okay! In a team of greats, at least one has to be an average player or else you wouldn't have any variety.
I respect this signing actually. It's good
 
Signing rating: 8/10
 
THAT WAS DOM'S SIDE I GET TO HAVE A ACTIVE ARC AGAIN-
 
thank you
 
stupid
it's tradition
 
 

hi
is me
dom
you know me right?
no?
ok sure bud
TRADES ARE FUCKIN BACK LETS GO-
 
*cue intro*
 
 
Only two trades this time!
that means i can relax
oh wait i need tpe
ok i guess we can fit in some og trades in as well
 
 
 
1. Philly making moves top of the mornin'
 
Philadelphia Acquires:
 
S81 YUK 1ST
S82 YUK 4TH
S80 YUK 5TH
 
Yukon Acquires
 
S80 PHI 6TH
Sting Chameleon
 
 
So, I do not like this trade.
I think Philly lucked out with this trade.
A first, fourth, and fifth
Sting was 27TH overall
Just, I have nothing to say
I know that he is a long-time VHL person, but, why?
No offense.
 
 
 
Ottawa Acquires:
 
S80 OTT 4TH
 
Philadelphia Acquires:
 
S80 MIS 2ND
 
 
Why? Just Why? Why do you want your pick back Ottawa? Huh?
WHY?
 
 
2. 2 OG TRADES
 
here we go, i'm not gonna talk, just admire it
 
Minnesota Acquires
 
S64 OTT 1ST
 
Ottawa Acquires:
 
S64 SSK 1ST
S64 MIN 4TH
 
ACK- sorry i was trying to throw away the chips ahoy box
whoops
 
Ottawa Acquires:
 
Shawn Mendes
 
Las Vegas Aces Acquires
 
Chance Matthews 
S65 OTT 4TH
 
 
This video could not finish without a houston pick so....
 
 
BAM!
 
S82 HOU 7TH!
 
 
aw man
chose a crappy one
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

hi
is me
dom
you know me right?
no?
ok sure bud
TRADES ARE FUCKIN BACK LETS GO-
 
*cue intro*
 
 
Only two trades this time!
that means i can relax
oh wait i need tpe
ok i guess we can fit in some og trades in as well
 
 
 
1. Philly making moves top of the mornin'
 
Philadelphia Acquires:
 
S81 YUK 1ST
S82 YUK 4TH
S80 YUK 5TH
 
Yukon Acquires
 
S80 PHI 6TH
Sting Chameleon
 
 
So, I do not like this trade.
I think Philly lucked out with this trade.
A first, fourth, and fifth
Sting was 27TH overall
Just, I have nothing to say
I know that he is a long-time VHL person, but, why?
No offense.
 
 
 
Ottawa Acquires:
 
S80 OTT 4TH
 
Philadelphia Acquires:
 
S80 MIS 2ND
 
 
Why? Just Why? Why do you want your pick back Ottawa? Huh?
WHY?
 
 
2. 2 OG TRADES
 
here we go, i'm not gonna talk, just admire it yeah, i'll do that.
I'll just get the chips ahoy box, HEY WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, LOOK AT THE TRADES-
 
Minnesota Acquires
 
S64 OTT 1ST
 
Ottawa Acquires:
 
S64 SSK 1ST
S64 MIN 4TH
 
ACK- sorry i was trying to throw away the chips ahoy box
whoops
 
Ottawa Acquires:
 
Shawn Mendes
 
Las Vegas Aces Acquires
 
Chance Matthews 
S65 OTT 4TH
 
 
This video could not finish without a houston pick so....
 
 
 
s82 houston 7th
 
aw damn still not enough
 
uh uh
 
any more trades?
 
wait
 
one more? which one is it 
 
OH MY BEKETOV-
 
 
vhlm trades with domino 3
 
coming soon
 
why is this text red?
 
ok bye
 
 
stupid

Hey Everyone!
 
So, this will probably come as a shock to most of you, but I haven't really been around much lately. I touched a bit on this when we announced Al as the newest Commissioner, which was 2 months ago, that I was going through some changes in my personal life that meant less time for the league. Initially, this was meant to be temporary, as I settled into a new phase in my career, hoping to return to full activity as a part of the Commissioner team in this great community that I've devoted thousands of hours to over the past decade and a half. However, after a couple of months, it's become clear that I will no longer be able to put in the time necessary to be a contributing member of the Commish team.
 
It's been a wild ride, and I'll be forever grateful for the opportunity to be a part of the leadership in the VHL. Thank you to everyone I've interacted with for being part of the journey, and if I haven't interacted with you, thank you, as well, if for nothing other than being part of the league.
 

Wassup
Is me
Domino
Today we are bringing back the OG Domino stuff!
Which means Domino's side will be making a return!
The 7th of it's series,
Bringing back all of the stuff you knew and loved back!
But now we doing trades.
Let's get into it.
 
1. MIN/MIA
 
Minnesota Acquires:
 
S81 MIA 3RD
Barry Bonds Jr.
 
Miami Acquires:
Logain Ablar
 
This trade, to me, seems like not a blockbuster trade, but not a draft pick trade either.
Barry had a better career in Miami than in Minnesota with nine games and 14 points with 7 goals and 7 assists. A pretty fine season.
Logain had 76. FUCKING. POINTS. IN 63 GAMES. Wow. That is a lot. BUT! That was in Minnesota. Before this trade. And he didn't do well in Minnesota so...
 
7/10
 
 
 
2. LVA/MIS and LVA/MIN
 
Las Vegas Aces Acquire:
S81 MIN 7TH
S80 MIS 7TH
 
Mississauga Hounds Acquire:
S80 LVA 7TH
 
Minnesota Storm Acquire:
S81 LVA 7TH
 
VEGAS STOP TRADING 7TH ROUNDERS HOLY SHI-
 
1/10
 
3. OTT/MEX
 
Ottawa Lynx Acquire:
S81 MEX 1ST
S81 MEX 2ND
Arno Blugers
 
Mexico City Kings Acquire:
Ben Aky
S80 OTT 5TH
 
Holy cow. Now that is a trade. The captain of the Lynx, Ben Aky got traded?
Huh?
Ok, I understand that Ottawa is going through its rebuilding phase but
Why trade a captain? I know that you can get some valued pieces but why not an assistant captain? You can get a 1st rounder, just take away the 2nd.
It's ok, just hope the draft can produce some core players for the Lynx. Hopefully a captain.
I know I've been dumping on this trade but in reality, this is really interesting in letting the future decide.
 
9.3/10
 
 
4. OTT/PHI
 
Ottawa Lynx Acquire:
S81 PHI 1ST
Matty Live 
Louis Vignac
 
 
Philadelphia Reapers Acquire:
Julia Waffles
S81 OTT 3RD
Armani Calamari
S81 OTT 4TH
 
This is a pretty insane trade, Ottawa trading away an assistant captain and Julia Waffles, a pretty good point producer in Ottawa.
Once again, I feel that this is like the rebuilding stage for Ottawa. But this time there is players!
Let's look at those players!
Matty Live is your average VHL player. That's all I have to say, Same with Louis.
 
 
Also Houston's rebuilding stage
 
this is houston now
 
S81 PHI 6th
S81 PHI 5th
S81 PHI 4th
S81 PHI 3rd
S81 PHI 2nd
S80 PHI 4th
S80 PHI 1st
S80 MIA 3rd
S80 MIA 6th
S80 MEX 4th
S79 SDM 4th
S79 MIS 3rd
S79 HOU 4th
S80 SDM 4th
S81 SDM 3rd
S80 MIA 7th
 
god damn
 
 
 
 
anyways have a good time
bye
 
 
 
stupid
 
 
477 words (not including these)
 
 
 
 

edmonton

@Spartan our lord and saviour
 

I'm very interested. So I will apply.
 

I'm very interested. So I will apply.
 

I'm interested.

Review: 9/10, I really like the addition of a logo swap and that you made it Taylor Hall while he was playing for the 'yotes, and I feel like the 'yotes jersey really suits the Wolves' look.

I'll apply, don't think i'll get the job but, we'll see.
 

I'll apply, don't think i'll get the job but, we'll see.