youloser1337

1. I think we are doing very well all things considered. I think we can move up and stay up with our core.
2. Very important. Our defense and goalies have been rockstars right now. I can't wait to work with them in the season.
3. It seems that the Reapers are still our rivals. They are a great team. But to be the best you have to beat the best.
4. I play a lot of games online. I'm currently playing Smite and Minecraft (very different I know). I'm also crocheting some projects.
5. I'm going to be in the VHLM draft pool which will be exciting. This is the first time since my grandpa was drafted in the family. (Justin Lose).
6. That's a very odd question. I'd be a tater tot. They are small and delicious.

Player Information
Username: youloser1337
Player Name: Wally Lose
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 22
Position: LW
Height: 69 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: youloser1337
Player Name: Wally Lose
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 22
Position: LW
Height: 69 in.
Weight: 140 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page
@VHLM GM

It's me!

It's me!

howdy @youloser1337! Lets win you some games before its all said and done!

been a pleasure @Banackock!
 

Easy quick dealing @jacobcarson877 
 
Thanks @youloser1337 for another stint. Appreciate you coming back and giving us all you got. Seattle and myself must be that bad! Happy to find a deal to help you out and hopefully some winning/enjoyment instead of sucking away in Seattle. 

I'm glad I did something this season! lol!

S90 Seattle Bears Season Awards

 
ALL PLAYERS
Regular Season:
Markus Strauss Award - Most Goals
Yaroslav Bogatyrev (46) @Bojovnik
 
Hulk Hogan Award - Most Assists
Babay Shrimp (54) @Blazzer
 
Felix Peters Award - Most Points Award
Yaroslav Bogatyrev (88) @Bojovnik
 
Gabriel McMVP Award 
Yaroslav Bogatyrev @Bojovnik
 
James Lefevre Award - Most Penalty Minutes
AirRig GoodBrandSun (136) @Rhynex Entertainment
 
Karsten Olsen Award - Most Hits
Leandro Goncalves (195) @leandrofg
 
Heavyweight Belt - Most Fights
Rex Wolffe Gregor (9) @oilmandan
 
Matt Thompson Award - Most Shots Blocked
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish (155) @youloser1337
 
Timothy Brown Award - Most Game Winning Goals
Yaroslav Bogatyrev (9) @Bojovnik
 
Vyacheslav Smirnov Award - Top Rookie Award
N/A
 
Playoffs:
Rayz Funk Award - Top Playoff Performer
Babay Shrimp @Blazzer
 
DMEN
Mitch Higgins Award - Top Overall D-man
Rex Wolffe Gregor @oilmandan
 
Maxim Kovalchuk Award - Top Offensive D-man
Rex Wolffe Gregor @oilmandan
 
Patrice Reynaud Award - Top Defensive D-man
Rex Wolffe Gregor @oilmandan
 
GOALIE
Jakab Holik Award - Goalie Showcase
Clueless Wallob @DMaximus
33-26-5 -- .927SV%-- 2.41GAA -- 5SO
 
 BONUS 
Spirit Bear Award - 
Randy Bobandy
 
The Spirit Bear award is chosen each off-season by the GM of the Bears. There could be a lot of reasons why a member might be chosen and each season an explanation will/might be given. It's a thank you. It's an appreciation of what you've done for Seattle or maybe through that the VHL. You're deserving! Maybe you've overcome something crazy in life or have kicked it up an extra notch in the VHL TPE earning department. It's a good award for good things that are good. So, what's the catch?
 
The winner picks a charity of their choosing (I'd like to know why IF you're comfortable with sharing) and I will donate $10! I know it isn't much, but it's something.. and I mean, think of if I would have started this in Season 49.
 
Randy Bobandy, also known by their member name as @AJW, is an absolute gem to me. He was never really part of the S67 dynasty Bears which drew a good group of us lads like Berocka, Dok, IR, Rayz, Frosty, oilmandan, etc together - but over time, with his last player and this player, he's become a VHL brother to me. He's helped huge with the team, is incredibly loyal and is always promoting activity and positive vibes in the locker room. All while tackling school and going crazy with football! The guy is awesome and is a perfect example of a Seattle Bear! Unfortunately their time with the Bears was cut short this season, but their accomplishments and efforts will never be forgotten by myself and despite them being gone, they will always be a Bear and more importantly, a VHL brother! I asked AJ, "What's a charity fund/organization that you would donate to if you could right now? and why?" over snapchat and they mentioned that they don't have any specifics and would like to help out some homeless foundation/community. Last season we went with Boyle Street in Edmonton after Tavish DeGroot (Rory)  took home the first ever Spirit Bear Award! With a quick Google search, I find that Los Angeles has the highest homeless population, along with California leading the way. With that being said, I went ahead and made a $10.40 (to help cover fees) towards the Los Angeles Mission Homeless Shelter. Thank you @AJW for everything you've done for Seattle, myself and the VHL. Though... you did leave me on read  
 

 
 
 

Imagine getting triggered by a discord logo lol

Imagine getting triggered by a discord logo lol

S89 Seattle Bears Season Awards

 
 
41 seasons behind me and I have never once done a "seasons award" during the off-season. We're putting in a lot of work to do whatever we can to make any and every experience possible improved. S89 was a very strong season in the regular season that seen us end the regular 72 with an 11 game winning streak and coming with in immediate striking distance for the Victory Cup when it looked far out of reach before the run. We ended up losing a very tough series to New York. Shouldn't have lost but we did. It happens. At the end of the day, reflecting, we had a very great team. I knew it then and I still think it now. We had a good group and it just couldn't click when it counted. Despite this, lots of success and I'm grateful and appreciative to have shared the journey of S89 with the group we had. Thank you to all of you! 
 
ALL PLAYERS (F,D,G)
REGULAR SEASON
Markus Strauss Award - Most Goals
Tavish DeGroot (45) @rory
 
Hulk Hogan Award - Most Assists
Randy Bobandy (71) @AJW
 
Felix Peters Award - Most Points Award
Tavish DeGroot (91) @rory
 
Gabriel McMVPAllister Award  - MVP Award
Tavish DeGroot @rory
 
James Lefevre Award - Most Penalty Minutes
Elias Lampi (134) @Pifferfish
 
Karsten Olsen Award - Most Hits
Yaroslav Bogatyrev (236) @Bojovnik
 
Heavyweight Belt - Most Fights
Hulk Hogan 2 (5) @Hogan
 
Matt Thompson Award - Most Shots Blocked
Rex Wolffe Gregor (155) @oilmandan
 
Timothy Brown Award - Most Game Winning Goals
Yaroslav Bogatyrev (9) @Bojovnik
 
Vyacheslav Smirnov Award - Top Rookie Award
N/A
 
PLAYOFFS
Rayz Funk Award - Top Playoff Performer
 
 
DMEN (D)
Mitch Higgins Award - Top Overall D-man
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish @youloser1337
 
Maxim Kovalchuk Award - Top Offensive D-man
Scoish Velociraptor Maloish @youloser1337
 
Patrice Reynaud Award - Top Defensive D-man
Rex Wolffe Gregor @oilmandan
 
 
⭐ BONUS ⭐
🐻‍❄️ Spirit Bear Award - @rory
 
The Spirit Bear award is chosen each off-season by the GM of the Bears. There could be a lot of reasons why a member might be chosen and each season an explanation will be given. It's a thank you. It's an appreciation of what you've done for Seattle or maybe through that the VHL. You're deserving! Maybe you've overcome something crazy in life or have kicked it up an extra notch in the VHL TPE earning department. It's a good award for good things that are good. So, what's the catch?
 
 
The winner picks a charity of their choosing (I'd like to know why IF you're comfortable with sharing) and I will donate $10! I know it isn't much, but it's something.. and I mean, think of if I would have started this in Season 49.

So, why @rory? Well, they were right when they said they were FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY during our exit press conference. Often, we do say our goodbyes to retiring or leaving players. Words were said, messages exchanged and all of that jazz, but no press conference question... Bana dropped the ball but here is the important message of the day... The ball can be picked back up. That's what we're doing here. Rory was a massive member to the Seattle locker room and displayed huge loyalty. Whether it was being shouted from the rooftops or in their own way, it worked and rubbed off on the team. Good energy, good times. They're a huge help to me in Seattle and I'm appreciative that we were able to look beyond our murky history/past, give each other a shot and it worked out. With that being said.. I asked Rory "What's a charity fund/organization that you would donate to if you could right now? and why?"
 

 
Rory, thank you for your efforts and the times during Season 89. I'm sorry you weren't sent off properly like I often do in the press conference! #PressConfGate I hope this makes up for it and congratulations on being the first ever member of the Seattle Bears family to put their paw print on the Spirit Bear Award. You are very deserving. Thank you!! 

 

Bana Blabs Down Under #88  

We went and checked out the Perth Bell Tower, Perth Royal Mint, Milky Lane and the Barbie movie on Saturday!
Another Blab brought to you by Talk-to-Text, an easier way to do this. Thanks, Siri. Despite your many, often simple errors. I appreciate you. 📱 
 
S90 VHL Draft and Prospects
Severus Targaryen Player Page (Bana's Player)
 

Hello VHL.  Hope things are going good for you on your side of the world.. T-minus 36 days until we leave Perth for the East coast where were gonna do some mini stops before we head home back to Canada. We're going to be stopping in Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane and Cairns before heading home and I'm pretty excited about that! 52 days until we're back home and that's also something I'm fairly excited about. Mixed emotions. Excited for some things, not for some others and then there's definitely going to be some things I will miss about here too. For the VHL, off-season hit and it's been madness again for Seattle. Lot's of trades, drafting, signings, WJC hype and all of that. It's been pretty busy for me but it's also been a lot of fun working with everyone to make it as fun as it is. But yeah, lots happening so let's get this blabbing over with!
 
Draft happened and my player, Severus Targaryen, was selected by the Seattle Bears at 11th overall. I was so close to clicking the button on someone else... it was soooooo close.. and they would have been happy in Seattle and been a legend.. but Targaryen is 100%... nothing else really is. It's the safest bet for anything and everything and it's in a position that holds a lot more value when it comes to activity, build, loyalty etc... We also managed to select @zepheter  which I'm 10/10 excited about. They're going to be a huge presence on the Bears blue line for seasons to come. @Jaja Dingdong @Jayrad28 @Hockeywizard676 round out Seattle's draft and overall, not bad.. Happy moving forward. I think there's some work we could do here.. some potential..  @Jaja Dingdong accepted their contract before even @zepheter... SO GG !!! Now let's get you doing other kinds of tasks! They will help you earn more TPE, don't take too much time and you'll be better.. faster too... so it's more fun! Trivia on the portal is fun too. You can guess and have 25% odds! Seattle has made a lot of trades and we once again look like a completely new team this season.. Boga, Maloish, Gregor, Bobandy @Bojovnik @youloser1337 @oilmandan @AJW are the only players remaining from last seasons roster. Tons of new faces and absolute crazy trades were made to bring in elite talent like @Rhynex Entertainment, @leandrofg @DMaximus @Webberj @WildfireMicro... Amazing off-season. The group has shown good potential in the LR.. once the season starts going, it's going to be great... We need to find one more piece. We have something lined up.. also something back up just incase.. Happy, happy, Happy..  Go Bears Go! World Juniors are happening and it's been a lot of fun so far! Managers have been a good group and Team Asia has surprisingly done some good! They're currently battling it out for a Bronze medal.. which is a lot more than most were probably thinking.. Overall I think they're ranked 5/5 (last) for TPE and I think the drop between 4->5 and 5->6 are pretty decent too. Overall though, massive success. @Zetterberg has been an amazing presence as leader and is always there to help. @N0HBDY has done well simulating and the hype and activity has been okay I suppose! ASIA, ASIA, ASIA.  
 
Excited for the week ahead... What's coming up for the league? VHLE Draft just happened.. so VHLM draft? Then just league prep I think? Good stuff. Take care league!
 
 
Edited August 4 by Banackock

S E A T T L E  B E A R S  S 9 0  C A P T A I N S  

 
A S S I S T A N T  # 1
Logan Foley @WildfireMicro

 
A S S I S T A N T  # 2
Leandro Goncalves @leandrofg

 
C A P T A I N
Yaroslav Bogatyrev - @Bojovnik

 
Disappointing finish to last season. We had a team that we felt could go deep, had a strong run to finish the season but then just slipped and fell against a New York Americans squad. It happens, but we're fresh and we're back. 4 players from last years roster remains. The rest are new and they've brought with them a new element to the Seattle Bears organization. We're hungry. We're alive and we're most certainly ready for the season. Happy to have these 3 as leaders and excited for this season with our current roster. We have a great group!
 
GO BEARS GO!
 
 
 
 

GG @Frank and Vancouver! It was a amazing series!
 
David, we did the thing!!

This form will close on the 2nd day of the playoff sims (Wednesday 26th) when VHL sims happen or at 6 pm est, whichever one comes first.
 
 

Responses
 
 

(Don't worry, @Jason kranz will be back moving forward) This is just a one-time thing while he is away for the weekend and he asked me to start this up.
 
How it works:
 
Scoring System (Max points = 135)
Correctly pick the series winner = 10 points
Correctly choose series length (regardless of winner) = 5 points
*Tiebreaker in the finals will be goals scored which also accounts for 15 points*
 
Payout!
Predict the cup winners (VHL = 2 / VHLE = 1 / VHLM = 1) = 4 TPE
1st Place = 6 TPE
2nd - 3rd = 5 TPE
4th - 5th = 4 TPE
6th - 10th = 3 TPE
11th - 20th = 2 TPE
21+ = 1 TPE
 
Let's do that hockey!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Responses
 
 
 
The form closes on Day 2 of VHL sims, which will be Monday at 6 pm ET or when sims start. Whichever comes first.
 

(back into hiding I go)

@Baby Boomer already getting a 4 TPE payout week 1? RIGGED

So this is what it's like being the one pinged. This is weird lol

You're going to do great Jason!! First week looks great already 🔥

So this is what it's like being the one pinged. This is weird lol

Not as much as the bruins though....

15th. BOOM
 
Good lord, some people should be embarrassed!

Hello everyone! First off I'd like to thank @youloser1337 for his amazing work as fantasy zone manager. I wish him the best of luck🙂 With that being said I've been hired as the new fantasy zone manager and I'm very excited about this opportunity! Everyone get ready for another season of fantasy zone! Good luck everyone.
 


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If you want to be added or removed from the ping list, let me know.

The form will close on Sunday the 18th at 6 pm ET, or when VHL sims happen. Whichever one comes first.
 
 

For the last time as Fantasy Zone manager, thank you, and good night. (or morning)