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claiming 6 tpe and doubles week

claiming 6 tpe and doubles week

Your graphics are always fire. The render is beautiful and so is whatever effects you put on here. I like how the player fades into the background a bit, i think that adds some depth which is nice. the background is also pretty nice and I liked how you smudged a bit of red behind "john" which was another really cool touch. 10/10

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

1. probably me, I've been doin alright
2. Definitely Halifax, there logo aint lookin too fresh
3. as good as I thought he was going to maybe even a little better
4. As long as he stays consistent yes.
5. Most wonderful time of the year
6. I need a new vibrator pretty badly.

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

Good read tho and nice work with the research

I GOT S-NUBBED

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

Since I don't know what else to write about I'm going to rank the top 5 best of my fellow pass first player's in the VHL. There aint a lot of playmakers in this league so I thought it would be a good idea to give them some recognition and show that we pass first mofos in this shit together. I will rate them mostly on there performances this season with a little bit of consideration into there builds.
1. LW - Jim Bob @jRuutu
Up top is the undisputed goat, the player every pass first user looks up to, the man the myth the legend Jim Bob. At 1005 TPE, Jimmy has by far the most TPE on this list. He has a solid 9 TPE gap between his passing and scoring and has tallied 39 assists and 61 points this season. In his 5th campaign Jim is having his best season yet as he's already tied his personal record in points, showing that it's possible to put up numbers as a passer.
2. D - Guy Saskamoose @Cxsquared
Next up we have our first defenseman Guy Saskamoose. While his gap between scoring and passing isn't huge, you can't look past the numbers he's putting up this year on the backend. With an impressive 40 assists already this season, Saskamoose is living the playmakers dream. In his 7th season in the league, Saskamoose looks like he will equal if not better his tally from previous seasons.
3. D - Ziarie Anigbogu @ngine4
Another defensemen, Ziarie is most likely a questionable player to put on this list since he only as a 1 TPE gap between passing and scoring. Nvertheless I will accept him as one of the bois and put him in his rightful place at number 3. Anigbogu has even most assists than Saskamoose with 42. The only reason he ranks below him is the fact that technically he isn't a full on pass first player.
4. D - Emi Rune @Emi
A 15 TPE difference in passing and scoring is pretty juicy I would say, her stats are also pretty impressive with a total of 34 assists and 38 points. Emi is probably the most pure playmaker out of the bunch as her build mainly focuses on passing the puck above all else. In her 3rd season she's on pace for an over point a game season for the first time in her career.
5. RW - Lance Flowers @CowboyinAmerica
Last but not least we have Lance Flowers. With 874 TPA Lance is probably one of the better earners in this top 5 list. What puts him at number 5 is that unfortunately he hasn't the best of starts to the season. With 26 points in 44 games and with 14 of those points being assists it would be unfair to put him above any of the other players. Despite this Lance is still a very talented player and one of the bois with a respectable 10 TPE difference in passing and skating.
This was supposed to be an article but fuck it might as well be a media spot.
Honarble mention: @JigglyGumballs

After going on a slight dry stint with many pointless games with his team struggling, Cabe has made the difficult decision to enter rehab and stop his use of crack cocaine. Even though the substances appeared to have adversely positive affects in the short term, it appears Cabes physical condition has deteriorated due to not eating enough. Cabe will now return to his normal diet and attempt to find new ways to increase his energy and stamina on ice. In a recent interview Cabe has stated he has experimented drinking his own semen to see if he can find a good stimulus for his pre game routine. His unorthodox methods have stirred up some criticism of Cabe many wishing he'd just do normal shit for once. Nevertheless, Cabes production appears to finally be on an upward trend and for the sake of the Miami Marauders he better hope it stays that way.

Make no mistake, Addison McLaren couldn't be happier with his team's current 7-game winning streak.
 
"It's all about the W, at the end of the day," McLaren agrees. Yet mired in a bit of a slump extending into the double-digits in games, he wishes he was contributing more. McLaren raced out to a nearly 2-PPG start through the season's first 30 games. Once atop the league in scoring, he's now 9 goals behind Dolant Fertitta and 12 points behind Florent Vericel.
 
"I'm always big on wins over numbers, but I'm a perfectionist and I want to get better every time I step on the ice. I just feel like I'm not pulling my weight out there right now. There's going to be a time at some point where it comes down to our line making a play, and I feel like I need to be better."
 
McLaren hasn't faced a ton of adversity in his VHLM career, stepping onto a team and helping them with the Founders Cup last season, being drafted 8th overall in the VHL draft, and then getting out to a blazing hot start to his second VHLM season. How he handles this will be interesting to follow, as he'll undoubtedly have to experience some more adversity - both on a team and on an individual level - when he steps into the VHL.
 
"I'm sure it'll come around, and I'd much rather go through a personal slump than put up big numbers watching our team lose. But I'm the type of player who's never satisfied, always looking for somewhere to improve. And right now in my own game there's a lot of room for it, so I'll have to practice hard and get back to work," says McLaren.
 
"Ultimately, the team's been amazing out there lately and I'm pumped to see it and hopefully go on another playoff run with these guys - that's the main goal."

1.Franchise - Travis Scott
2.Yeah I think 2nd in the west is a really good spot
3.Faceoffs rn I think needs to be better from me.
4. Mexico probably
5. not really no
6.I do

I've been on vacation for the past couple weeks and haven't been able to look at VHL stuff that much so imma react to all the shit I've missed while I've been gone. First off, my player is not dogshit anymore, this dude somehow managed to force his fat ass over a point a game while I've been gone. I guess this means pass first players work? My team also aint to bad, second place in the harder western conference is pretty lit ngl, especially when you consider that our roster isn't that deep. Also I saw Luke Thornton got banned for plagiarism or something and I'm not the least bit surprised. Aaaaaaannnnnnd probably the funniest thing I've come across is that Emi Rune wants to be traded for some unknown reason. My only guess is that someone in the LR said sum shit that offended this dude. And lastly, there is a chess tournament that i missed................................. fuck.

1. Yeah I think we could but honestly im ok where we are as long as we make the playoffs.
2. Nah, nobody liked that guy anyway.
3. My mom
4. I think they kinda weird but who knows might me cool.
5. Regina Pats lol
6. jerking off and what not
 
 

1. nope i forgot to be honest.
2.ive never done trivia
3. 2nd or 3rd most likely
4.he's improved alot and he's already high on the scoring leaderboard so yes.
5.i wish i was under a foot of snow
6.hockey

A fresh signing just went down in the VHLM, Centreman Green Gaming has just signed with the Miami Marauders.
Green Gaming is a player fresh out of juniors and looking for a permanent spot on a roster. With huge success in the juniors he has put up 60+ pt. seasons and was projected to go in the draft but was surprisingly left untouched. After the first round of games Green told reporters that he thought he was just going back to juniors but one day later his fate changed. With a contract offer extended by Miami green was fast to sign it for his 1 year 1.5M contract things were looking up.
Now with his fresh contract he was on the top of the news headlines again, But rumors surfaced that he would be scratched for the first few weeks, But just a few hours after that statement came out the Miami GM came out and told reporters that he would be playing green as the third line center of the Marauders. When teammates were asked about the signing of Green they all seemed neutral except Cabe McJake said that this was an excellent edition to the team and that he is exited to see Green in game action. Green has yet to be spotted in a jersey with Miami but he has been spotted in a bar with Cabe. There has been some new rumors floating around that Green was going to sign with Yukon but that Miami came in before Yukon could give there contract deal to Green. With tomorrows game approaching we will not have to wait long to see some action from the newest addition to the VHLM, With his family in the stands cheering him on this will be a moment for the record books.
Now lets have a closer in depth view of Green`s junior career, Green was playing in junior A as the first line center, He was scouted multiple times by other teams including Miami and he was showing exceptional talent with a total junior point score of 82 Goals and 75 Apples for a total of 157 points over his 3 year junior career and with his 2 60 pt. seasons he was projected to be drafted and not passed up at any cost. This kid for sure has the speed with a solid shot, He will be a challenge for the defenders and wingers to keep up with him. But his faceoff skill is for sure the highlight of this kid, With a 57% on his faceoffs he has shown exceptional talent in the circle. But there is a huge downside for Green, He is good at holding up against the leagues enforcers because with only 170 pounds of weight with him when you have a 200 pound 6`3 defenseman charging him you will need him to have a solid defensive pair and a mobile but strong set of wingers with him.
This rookie has a high standard with him so tomorrow we will find out if this is a steal of bust! That's all for this media release.

pass first players slander by STHS give this man points ffs

After an extremely successful first season with the Miami Marauders, Vivek now looks towards a new challenge, as he will bring his talents all the way up to Saskatoon. Drafted 20th overall, Vivek will look to be part of a 1,2 punch center combination with Steve Eso, a pair that will matchup very nicely with other teams around the league, and terrify opposing coaches.  As for his expectations, Vivek is looking to improve from a slightly disappointing season, posting 20 points in 30 games. It's expected that Vivek should reach the point per game mark this season and be a strong defensive force as well. As for his team, the bear minimum expected from them is to make the playoffs, after that anything is possible(which was proved last year by the Marauders). On paper it looks like that should be possible, with a aforementioned strong center core, capable wingers and strong goalie tandem. But with the influx of good players recently the worst thing for Vivek and Saskatoon would be to get complacent.
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This Graphic looks great, there's a lot of really good touch's you made to the image. The snowish line things is probably my favorite thing you put in here. The light you added also brings out the font. Overall very clean and well made. 9/10