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Terrified. I look at your roster and it's like Seattle cloned itself.

But...but...you changed?
 
You will always be a raging piece of shit no matter how much you "mature".
 
Grow up for once in your life because the way you talk to people is absolutely ridiculous.
 
Aren't you like in your mid 20's? Man...learn how to look up shit for yourself.  You sound like a little baby.

But...but...you changed?
 
You will always be a raging piece of shit no matter how much you "mature".
 
Grow up for once in your life because the way you talk to people is absolutely ridiculous.
 
Aren't you like in your mid 20's? Man...learn how to look up shit for yourself.  You sound like a little baby.

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PaGropuies unite the next edition is here. We talk some league news, give our game of the weeks and our Laichs and Dislikes for players. We do halfway award predictions and awkwardly go through some of last weeks PajodTask. We also set a PajodTask for next week and do the new and improved outro. All in all a weird one. So strap on your tinfoil and watch out for UFO's because it can only get strange!

WUT

In honour of your overlord's (that's me) birthday, everyone who likes this post gets 1 TPE.
#teepz #lovevictator #tpeinflation
 
Edit: for anyone still here, check the date. This is a decade old and is no longer valid, please don’t try.

Can't wait to get another ring so I can plug both of my ears and never have to worry about hearing Riga ever again.

Keep whining you little bitch.

Keep whining you little bitch.

Yay! I'm glad to be here and am looking forward to hopefully a long run of success with the group we have here now! Love this locker-room and hopefully all the posting and shit talking of other teams I do justify the votes I recieved for captain, as that is a pleasure as well. Thanks for making this one of the most enjoyable times I've had on here. Also to Chris, thanks for pulling through on your promise to ice a competitive tea very quickly after you first drafted me! Keep up the good work bud!

http://www.vhlsim.net/VHL37/VHL37-38.html

The hockey world found themselves disgusted today at the revelations that have come out of the Cologne Express locker room. A heated argument developed between the former baseball star turned hockey shit Edwin Encarnacion and a training assistant after the training assistant had failed to control a pass that Encarnacion sent his way. Despite the fact that the training assistant was just 10 feet away from Encarnacion, as opposed to the skybox that Encarnacion had sent his “pass” crashing through, Encarnacion called the training assistant a “piece of garbage”.
 
This got to the training assistant who, in response, decided to break down every single flaw in Encarnacion’s game. 10 hours after the training assistant had started his rant, he finally ended it with calling Encarnacion “The Ja’Marcus Russell of Hockey; Fat, talentless and a complete dick to boot”. This enraged Encarnacion to no end and led to him breaking “The Gentleman’s Code”.
 
Alexander Schneider’s statement reads as follows:
 
“We are absolutely disgusted by the behaviour of Edwin Encarnacion and have decided to transfer whatever of his pay he has yet to set on fire for the rest of the season to the training assistant. We are taught from birth that we cannot break one simple rule; The Gentleman’s Code. Angry or not, we simply cannot be allowing Edwin to fart in the general direction of another man’s balls. That’s not cool.”

Ooooohhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
Linholm!!!!

I can't see you all the way down there!

Who cares if you make the playoffs if you dont have a shot at winning. New York will still be the better team.

It was an interesting off season for Logan Laich. After spending half a season in the VHLM and winning a Founders Cup Laich worked as hard as he could to get himself in shape to hopefully make his debut with a VHL team in S37. After being drafted fourth overall by the Americans, Laich had extensive conversations with General Manager Chris Miller. It came down to seeing how well Laich looked during training camp and making the best decision for Logan going forward. 
 
At the end of training camp Logan was just shy of the requirement for practice hours in to be automatically making the VHL. He ended up getting drafted in the VHLM by the Bern Royals in the first round, something that shocked him as he was trying to inform all GM's who had interest he was going to do what it took to make the VHL this season. 
 
Ultimately, Logan sat down with his GM, Chris Miller and talked about his future. Miller felt that Laich certainly was ready to take on the load of the VHL but he also felt that the best spot for Logan would be in the VHLM. Logan would have a chance to be a super star on a solid team in Bern if he stayed down. Logan expressed his interest again to make the main club, stating that his practice hours would be up to the required limit in no time at all, and that he would be able to do whatever it takes to help New York going forward. At the end of the day Miller, who is trying to make his team as good as he can make it this season agreed to call Logan Laich up and play on the Americans this season.
 
Logan will play for the big club with less practice hours than most rookies and with a lot of ground to make up. But his role on an improving club will be vital as a depth player and a physical presence. Logan is excited to see what the action of the VHL brings him. 

Great stuff Damien.  Nice to have you around
 
So I've been thinking about the lines.  I know Devise wants to be up but he isn't as close as I believe he expected to be.  Therefore, I feel it is best if he stays down.  What we have right now is 6 forwards, 2 defenders.
 
C - Tom Slaughter
C - GIYGAS
LW - Simon Tremblay
RW - Odin Tordahl
RW - Xin Xie Xiao
RW - Tony Stark
D - Conner Low
D - Andrey Zadorov
 
We can either stack the first line up with Tordahl-Slaughter-XXX or split up XXX and Tordahl and try to get two lines running well.  What do you guys think?

Thanks for signing bud!
 
You are definitely in the best place for you.

You're right.  So disappointed Kendrick!

Yep, main event to win the title or bust as far as I'm concerned.

HAHA LOL JK.