BOOM

Genius.

Dassler would have made all the difference to Western Europe..... obviously.

All I did was call you Garlic breath.

Ripped off!

I hate it when I do a sig and don't check current roster status. Now I'll have to make a DC version instead

1. How long is the ideal length for offseason? 24 hours. let's get started on hockeying already god damn it. 2. Does your player join in on offseason play-in games and events? Nope, it's time for all the newbies to experience that. 3. What was the first thing you did when you got your first VHL paycheck? I did the usual. Hookers and coke. It was a hell of a good time, or so I've been told. 4. Where is your ideal offseason vacation home? Away from everything/everyone, on a mountain with amazing views and no phone reception. 5. It is always an honour to be able to play for your home country in the offseason world championships. However, the manager who choose the team has a very tough task. If you are tasked to be the GM for your home country, how would you choose your team? Draw them from a hat. That seems to have been the method for Western Europe this season. 6. There is Ice Hockey in the Winter Olympics and Hockey in the Summer Olympics. Do you watch both Hockey competitions or is there a preference for you to only watch ice? I'll watch both but obviously the vast majority of VHL users will be Ice only viewers.

Magic.

PBE GFX

Jesus, I was sure I'd be on most "NO" lists

WTF...I know I submitted this season.

You rebel.

Great picks at 1 and 2, plus 4 is a steal.

Trivia can go fuck itself. OK, I like this sig overall. The BG is cool and the coloring is spot on for the Nighthawks theme. I might have swapped the NHL logo but minor shit really. Also, text might have been lowered and to the LHS a little to keep the renders face clear. But it's just an opinion, and if it wasn't for stupid trivia questions, I wouldn't be commenting at all tbh! As I said, nice result overall, so easy 8/10.

Fucking trivia. Anyway, another nice sig from a genuinely good guy. I like the use of the Flag as a BG and the use of some effects is also cool. Render placement might have been a little tricky on this, so I get it being on the RHS instead of the left. I'm not qualified to comment or criticize font work, but seems OK here. Easy 8/10.

1. Season 94 is over, did the season outcome come to you as a surprise? Well it was a competitive season, so I think the Wranglers did what they could, but S95 will definitely be better. 2. What do you think of GM @leandrofg's handy work so far in the off season? Well he signed me, so I give him 10/10. The patient, polite approach probably sealed the deal. 3. What is your player's off season training routine? Zero. I work too hard during the season, so I always return to the practice facility hungover and overweight. 4. What are your expectations for Season 95? A vast improvement on S94 and making the playoffs at a minimum should be the goal. It's a good squad. 5. Olympics, what is your favourite event? Most of the Track and Field events probably, but I'll watch pretty much any sport on TV. 6. Which country would have the most Gold Medals in Paris and how many? The Superpowers(US/China) but probably US and I'll say 38 Golds

Dassler simply not good enough, but those Italians are on the rise.

Was a pleasure to see you start posting gfx and interact with us here in the VHL. All the best for you both and hope you return again soon. Thanks for the awesome GFX.

Male menopause.