BOOM

Damn Smarch. Nice one.

Congratulations to Europe on winning once again.

F - Onde Sandstrom @Ledge and Dairy

F - Christian Mingle @Mistxh J

1. Did you follow the awards ceremony at all? Yeah, I watched a few of the announcements live. Congrats to all the winners. 2. How did your predictions go? Complete shit to be honest. I think I grabbed 2 TPE from the damn thing. Useless. 3. Draft is tonight... will you be watching the live stream? No, mainly because we don't have a first round selection so there's little to interest me. 4. Klamasteris is set to become our starter for the next little while... how do you think he'll handle the pressure? He'll do just fine. He's been training with us for a while now, knows the team well and it's now his chance to shine. 5. Toronto squeaked into cap compliance with 500k to spare. What do you think we should do with it? (Pizza parrrrrrrrrtay?) Invest in the latest fad crypto. It's only $500K so what is really to lose? 6. Toronto regressed a tad, but the rosters' younger players improved, and remains largely the same from last season. How do you think we'll perform in S78? I think we will perform around the same as last season but probably fall short again. A couple of other teams improved so it will be harder to reach the playoffs.

So is meth!

Well one would explain the other.

Tragic.

You'll be getting an opportunity for big minutes soon I think.

Can you make me a mod again?

Well Fajita Friday then.

Only if we can make fun of America.

Nice work Team Europe!

Glad I didn't waste $$$ on prediction doubles. Jesus.

Transaction ID: 20626086647301695 5 TPE Uncapped Doubles Week

Very misleading title, I expected something a little different.

No need to worry. The response to my application would probably be worse.

1. Are you a Star Wars fan and did you do any binging on May 4th? When I was younger yes, now not so much. As for the day itself, probably not. I'm boring AF. 2. Are you looking forward to anything this off season? We look like we won't be making any moves due to cap, so just the start of next season rolling around. 3. Have you followed the playoffs at all since the Legion were eliminated? Nope. I heard Seattle won again. Congrats. 4. Any plans for the weekend? Camping trip, maybe some fishing? Getting away from the new neighbors before I end up charged with manslaughter. 5. Coke or Pepsi? Either, I don't give a shit if a restaurant or vending machine only stocks one or the other. You're thirsty, it's wet. 6. Knowing Hextall's retirement is pending... how do you feel? \ (For ROOKIE: Do you feel satisfied with Hextall's career?) He's been a massive part of Toronto so it's a little sad, but he'll be back with a new player so that's something to look forward to.

What is this shit?

Yep, please.

VHL visionary.