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1. The forum decides to suddenly reject your username, and you have to make a new one. What's your new username? Samurai7. It's already prepared. 2. With the NHL kicking off in a couple weeks, which team do you think has the best shot at winning the cup? I know nothing about the NHL. Because I took a survey that dasboot suggested, I think I am now a Rangers fan? 3. Who's your favorite NHL player? Bobby Orr. Is he still playing? 4. This week's press conference came a bit late than usual. At what point would you as a player think something is up when the questions haven't been posted yet? What's weird and what's normal? As soon as I see a delay in management posting PC questions, I immediately become suspicious of their commitment to the team. I then start working in the background to have them replaced. 5. Your best friend knocks on your door, puts a briefcase full of money on the ground, and runs away. What's the first thing you do? I take it to the bank and deposit it immediately. That bitch owes me so much money that I'm not about to be nice about it. 6. Which sports figure from a sport other than hockey would you like to see give hockey a try? Which position do you think they'd play? I would like to see JJ Watt from the Texans play defense. I'm thinking he'd be an enforcer.

1. After a great season that saw us take a big step forward, we were unfortunately bounced from the playoffs against Malmo in 7. What would you say is your most lasting memory of this season? Seeing you get bounced by Team IKEA. You losers. Just kidding, love you. 2. Any predictions for how the team is going to handle the offseason? You will make the necessary changes that will enable you to take that next step in S76. 3. Who do you think wins Chicago-DC? And what about Moscow-Malmo? I think Chicago will continue their incredible run and then match up against the Putin lovers in the finals. Unsure of final result. 4. Which player on the team do you think will improve the most going into next season? I think Muffbeav will take the league by storm and then become the new Condor Adrienne. 5. What will you focus on the most to improve this offseason? I intend to focus on building a highly effective all-round defenseman, but am also considering a switch to forward. See my dilemma? 6. Do you prefer to drink cold water or room temperature water? Water? What's that? I prefer carbonated beverages but always chilled. Room temperature drinks are for degenerates.

1. How'd you bring in the New Year? Anything exciting? Unfortunately not. It was a very quiet night to be honest. I think next NYE will be much bigger. 2. What's your favorite game at the moment? If you don't play games often, then what've you been filling your "you time" with? I don't have a ton of time to game(PC) at the moment. When I get any extended break, I'll probably buy a few newer titles and get into it. AC Valhalla will probably be first. 3. What good thoughts will you be bringing to our team group-think session? As I'm not currently on the Chicago roster or in the LR, I don't think that I'll be contributing very much at all. 4. What attributes are you focusing on as we face off against DC in the conference finals? If I was a member of the Phoenix, I'd be continuing with your current lines and strats. It's worked well so far and at 1-1 it's hardly time to make changes. 5. Which opposing team member are you focused most on stopping? The only member I'm focused on right now is the Vancouver GM. I'm focused on preventing him drafting me. 6. Who do you think is going to come out on top in the EU conference, Moscow or Malmo? I think Moscow could get their sh*t together and put Malmo away. But they'd better be quick about it.

47. What are your quarantine plans for Christmas? No quarantine for me. I live in an area free from covid, so you can't hold me back. Paaarrrttttaaayyyy!!! 48. What do you want for Christmas? Peace on earth and a cure for covid. Wait, that's probably what Miss USA said. 49. What did you get someone for Christmas? Money and alcohol. Life's only two actual necessities. 50. What are some things you like about Christmas? I guess spending time with family is OK, but I enjoy the few days off a little more if I'm being honest. 51. What is your favorite food at Christmas? Leg ham or roast pork. Seafood is also big down here, but it's more of a luxury for me. 56. How do you think we'll do in playoffs? I'm not sure how to answer this diplomatically. It wasn't a great series against Chicago. Sorry.

First. Come on Wranglers FFS. 1. Our offseason has officially begun. How would you say this season went for you from an individual standpoint? Decent. Sub 70 point season but my build wasn't great. Improving on that moving forward. 2. How well do you think our team did this season? I have no idea. Actually, I remember you were impressive this season. Sorry you exited early. 3. What do you plan on working on in the offseason? Overall build for offensive defenseman. Capable of doing better than this season with the Marlins. 4. Where do you spend your offseasons? Back home, on vacation, or in Calgary? Back in prison. I only play VHL while on day release. 5. Who are you cheering for in the playoffs now that we're out? I like Moscow from the EU and DC from the NA. Unsure why but I find those two interesting. 6. What are your goals for next season? Be added to a VHL roster and continue to build a contributing player for my team.

1. Did you do anything social for New Years Eve? Nope. I was at home, crying into a drink and listening to my bogan neighbors and their shitty fireworks display. Fun. 2. Personally I'm not one to make resolutions. Are you? What are they (if you're willing to share)? Avoid Vancouver on draft day. 3. Toronto's finish in the lottery tournament doesn't give us any additional chance to win a higher pick, but we've still got two top seven picks regardless... what are your thoughts about that? That's great. Just avoid selecting duds and best of luck. 4. This off-season has felt long and tiring for me... what about yourself? Yes, same here. San Diego was fun, but the season is dragging out a little now. 5. What are some of the things you look forward to in S76? Being on a VHL roster that absolutely dominates the Wolves/Meute. 6. Final question: What was the first meal you ate in 2021? (Mine was a bunch of breakfast Pogo's) I think it was Fruit Loops and toast with vegemite.

1. Which team do you think will win the s75 continental cup? I think Chicago takes the title and does so easily. They are on a run that seems unstoppable. 2. What do you think the New York Americans should do at the draft? Finally draft someone good. Obviously Red Lite is the best selection here, but some rumors of a surprise selection. 3. What are you looking forward to next season? Probably getting attached to a VHL roster. San Diego was fun, but it's not the VHL. 4. Is there a VHL team you would never play for? Yes. Vancouver. I have hated that team forever and I see that dislike staying strong. 5. What is your favorite holiday tradition? I don't really have any holiday traditions. I hope to create some in the near future. 6. Do you have any New Years resolutions? If so, what are they? My #1 resolution is to both avoid Vancouver on draft day and then be on a team that kicks their ass all season long.

Enjoy!

Happy New year @Samurai7

You too @Blazzer

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Happy New year @BOOM

I'm always amazed by the work that goes into articles like this. A great read @Victor and a great way for members like me that may have missed periods of VHL history such as this. Reading a season index simply isn't the same. Thanks for a terrific read.

Philly all the way.

You've become very aggressive lately. I like this new attitude.

This thread..

Great read. Enjoy the 4 weeks of PT's

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