BOOM

The BOOM™ Agency is well known for its tendency to float around the VHL, drifting from team to team and even being labelled a mercenary. It's former players have even flirted with or threatened retirement due to varying degrees of interest. Hell, even Seattle has first hand experience with former player Thor Odinsson who threw a hissy fit and burnt bridges with Bears management after retiring for some ridiculous reason that this writer can't even remember. 

It's with a heavy heart that I confirm that  Vaydar Odinsson will be the final player who will represent the once well respected player agency. No backtracking or change of heart this time around. Odinsson has struggled with both interest and commitment to the VHL so a decision needed to be made. Another announcement will be made when the retirement is confirmed. God bless you all, or say hi to Allah if that's your thing, but a massive thank you to all of you who have made the league into what it is today. I've only been here for 40 seasons and its been a pleasure since S25 to be a part of it. Thanks boys... and the couple of girls who now inhabit the league. 

I'll just answer these ones next time. 

I still remember pen and paper. I hate being 73.

1 hour ago, Devise said:

 

There is that peak Boom meme game I know and love. Pappy Van Winkle would be proud lad. 

2 hours ago, eaglesfan036 said:

this league has gone downhill ever since @boubabi left

Firstly, a big thank you for all of your questions. The response was overwhelming.

How have you found the move to New York?

Well, due to the family history associated with the city, it's been a seamless transition. The locker room has welcomed me with open arms and it's a great city to be in.

Rumors have been circulating of a rift in the locker room...true?

Ummm, no. That sir, seems like a load of shit. There was a minor disagreement when the leadership group was announced and I was given an "A". Wilinsky was a little miffed, but being the terrific guy he is, I think we have all moved past that.

You started the season on fire. What's happened since?

Yes, no one was more surprised than myself with the way S65 began. I came out of the blocks on fire and was a point machine. Unfortunately, there's two sides to every coin and reality has brought me back to earth. I suck again. Sorry New York....maybe you can get a refund.

The member Gorlab has come back to activity on the site. Opinion?

It's great! Gorlab was a much misunderstood member early on here in the VHL. After getting to know him a little more and seeing his contributions to other leagues like the SBA, he's a great guy who is a more than welcome re-addition to the VHL. I'm happy he's back.

Last question. Are you disappointed with the lack of responses to this press conference thread?

No, I expected it. I've come to learn that if you don't expect anything from anyone, you won't be disappointed. The VHL simply echos reality.

There is still time to be saved. 

Odinsson +1

New York.... did you keep the receipt for Odinsson? You may be able to get a refund. 

Thanks for the mention Victor. Great article all-round. 

7 hours ago, Thranduil said:

4-1 for Riga

Samesies 

6 hours ago, Pandar said:

94 Vancouver Wolves @ Calgary Wranglers

95 Moscow Menace @ New York Americans

96 Seattle Bears @ Helsinki Titans

97 HC Davos Dynamo @ Riga Reign 

Samesies 

False sense of security. Got em right where we want em. 

Probably a mouse. Chicks hate mice. 

I was arrested for solicitation but Miller, Power & Snow failed to get the charges dropped. Look elsewhere for legal representation. 

Have to this week. 

+5

@Peace

I knew you would understand! 

Well I'm going to write my next fan590 in Australian. Good luck understanding that shit, you fuckers. 

PS, it was a good article and has been subsequently translated. He knows now, so let's encourage more good writing from new members. 

No. I'd like a second shot at ROTY!