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So true! MySpace is so much better.

Who the hell is the "New Prince of Dorn"? They could have given him a name. As for the bolts from Eurons ship. They are better than hellfire or sidewinder missiles. Fuck me. I kept thinking that Dany could flank the fleet, but I was probably wrong.

I approve wholeheartedly of this article.

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@Advantage Do your magic.

1. Why did you decide to sign with Malmo? It was a very tough decision this time around. There was 6 offers originally, but I had to narrow it down. In the end, it was Calgary, Moscow and Malmo in the running and for a couple of reasons the Nighthawks won out. A lot of history between ADV and I, the chance to play for and help develop a new franchise and to try and bring out the potential of Odinsson. 2. What are your goals for year one in Malmo? A mix of team and personal success would be nice. I'd like to try and help the team be competitive throughout the season and to contribute however possible. 3. Who was your favorite player that you ever had? Even though Tordahl was my most successful player, I thought that I was really going to enjoy managing Bizmarck Koenig in the VHL. I liked his South African/German back story. 4. Is there a reason you post your iconic locker room thread? Old habits probably and the distinct possibility that if I don't post boobs, I'll become even less relevant here. It's true I love beautiful women, but I've carved a persona with it, that means few people here know what I'm actually like "offsite". 5. Are you happy with the season you just had in New York? No. Odinsson didn't perform as well as I'd hoped and was disappointing at a team level. I think that it wasn't the ideal situation for him to produce for the team. No ones fault, Spade18 was doing his best for the Americans. 6. Is Malmos rivalry with Moscow now? Probably. Those gangster punks in Russia have an over-inflated opinion of themselves, and one of our players, Jerry Garcia has taken it upon himself to call them out. It's Russia though, so what do you expect? They probably thought that they would be successful by intimidation and bribery. Malmo says No.

Sorry, I thought we were trading gifs.

I'm hoping to get Odinsson playing up to his potential, but I'm impressed with the entire active roster. I think Vaydar is just a caretaker until the great prospects in Malmo are ready to be the dominant force. Good read.

I love how the first thing I see in Malmo's town square is a fucking Burger King.

Say no to drugs.

Too many damn wingers.

At least you described me accurately.

Confidence is apparently high in Sweden ??

Player Store Purchase Change from RW to DEF please.

Player Name: Vaydar Odinsson VHL Team: Malmo Nighthawks Cash you have: $13,000,000 Purchase Name: Position Change to DEF Cost of Purchase: $3,000,000 Cash Left: $10,000,000

Congratulations.

One of the better mocks I've read in my sim life. Congrats on the result and the work done to produce it.

If following off-season schedule, about July 1st.

When a player has multiple offers on his contract page via the portal, once an offer is accepted, do the other Gms who offered get notified? I don't want to be rude, so should I reject their offers before accepting one?

You and xDParK would get along well!

These never end well...

The retirement home.