BOOM

Congratulations.

Valhallaaaaaaaa!!

Canadian hockey eh? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

No big deal, I'm married so it's business as usual.

1. Hell yes we can catch those maple syrup, Tim Hortons, poutine eating losers. In fact, when we pass them I'll laugh so hard that some wee wee might leak out. 2. They include Tinder, amateur gynaecology and archiving my modest pornography collection. 3. PEDS that are only for a particular matchup such as fierce rivals, to boost performance and enable you to crush the opposition. 4. I would stock up on penicillin and head to Las Vegas and the AVN awards. 5. Totem tennis. 6. A Hooters server. I was very popular.

I thought you'd gotten sick of me already @Quik !

Hi!

I have no idea what's going on.

I was expecting nudes. Very disappointed in you Damien.

+5 Odinsson

It's all downhill from here baby...

Fuck tanking.... let's go!

@DilIsPickle Have you cut your toe off yet?

I give up. I can't tank all by myself.

WTF? We aren't supposed to be winning.

4-2

I do miss "liking" the updaters reply to my update post. But the portal has made the entire process much easier.

Leaving via FA is weak.

Screw you man... you're now my rival! No, wait, I'm not very good at trash talk. Sorry.