BOOM

Sounds a bit scrubby but good luck regardless!

I'm going to do a extra(non-tpe) one for Odinsson... No one loves me.

Samesies

That'll do.

Good one man.

Except the colonels secret herbs and spices.

I was going to say that he can have all my ice time but I think he is a Defenceman right? That won't work. Stay patient dude, it will be worked out and Wilson will be on the stat sheet before you know it. I mean, it won't be assists to Odinsson because my guy sucks, but you'll be contributing plenty to the teams actual good players.

How are you finding the new team? Has Casey Jones been your favourite player? Did you miss me? Have you found any new Asian crush?

Graphic - Cole Mertz

Aces Ottawa Aces Halifax

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1. I was a little surprised to be selected for Team Europe but at the same time it was an honor. We didn't perform as well as I hoped and were just knocked out in the quarter finals by Team World. At least I scored my first goal though! 2. I'm not really sure about late round steals to be honest, as I've been trying to focus on myself and improve as much as I can. I am sure someone will rise up and make the GM's take notice....there is always someone. 3. If anyone can, which is highly doubtful, it may be Borwinn. Seems the only player even remotely capable of challenging Von Moltke at this stage. 4. Shawn Glade. His play so far has been really good from the blue line. 5. As mentioned previously, I've been focusing on myself and Ottawa and ways to improve this season. The VHL is a dream right now and I'm just hoping to play well enough and develop my attributes so that one of the VHL franchises deems me worthy of being a selection come draft time. 6. Sometimes I need assistance but for the majority of the time, I try to answer using my own research. I wouldn't hesitate to check out your help if I was really stuck though....assistance is always appreciated!

Going to free agency was fun the first 2 times. The remaining 26 were painful.

So my version was pretty close! Thanks for the explanation.

I'm on a line with Pajari.... Sweet!

A goal an assist and 1st star? The world has gone mad!

I know that I'm pretty clueless when it comes to hockey, but what the fuck is "butt ending"? That just sounds wrong.

But we'd have such beautiful babies!

He's no Braxton.

Scrubs... the lot of you.

Welcome to the team! You are already better than me.

Logan Laich brings back some great sig memories. My favourite was the one with the guide dog and bottle of scotch.