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1. This week hasn't been kind to us. Vasteras has extended their lead to 8 points, but we also have an 8-point lead in our conference. How are you feeling about the team? It's unfortunate, but STHS's RNG sucks and terrible teams like Vasteras somehow get lucky. We will be OK because we are real men who don't feel emotion. 2. We've been a little inconsistent at this half-season mark. How can we find that early season consistency? Get better. There's no magic line changes to be made, we just need to suck less. 3. Looking back at your player's first half of the season, how do you feel about it? It's been mediocre and I'm quite angry with myself. Sixth round selections should be contributing more to the teams success. 4. And what are your expectations for the remainder of the season? To outplay what I did in the first half and lead the team to championship glory. 5. What has been the biggest surprise of the NHL Playoffs for you? What is the NHL? I'm too busy cutting wood and adventuring to watch any televised sport. 6. Our GM, Frosty, is about to go on a small voyage en Belgique. Have you ever been? No. I prefer my own company and the solitude of the snow capped mountains where I live. Except for Tintin, Belgium sucks.

What a disappointing 6th rd pick Voss has been. I'm sorry Bratislava.

Just haven't found the consistency.

Click bait title, but he's just saying what we're all thinking.

Resim please.

Damn it @STZ

I regret making Goncalves a sig

I'm glad I shortened my lifespan for that. Thanks guys.

@Berocka On the subject of clicktivism, I was going to edit a logo as a joke for you. Upon searching for a certain logo, I found it had already been done. Is this irony?

Who say's Voss will even be a factor..........?

1. How are you feeling about your play so far this season? Not great, but it's to be expected with the current build I have. I'll continue to develop a TPE plan this season and put it into play when I come up to the VHL. 2. It's the All-Star break! What did you do with your weekend if you weren't playing? Well I was playing for the Pickles apparently, so I was very busy hockeying. 3. What would be your favorite All-Star Game location to travel to worldwide? That would be Tahiti. I look forward to seeing them keep the rink in top condition. 4. Team Europe won the All-Star contest. Do you feel any loyalty to Team Europe, or view the other teams/players more as competitors? I detest any rival I am up against. It's a dog eat dog world so friends are unnecessary. 5. Mid-season check-in: Who's the VHL championship favorite right now? I'm not paying attention to the VHL, including Helsinki. I can't do anything to influence the team right now, so I'm concentrating on the E and my future. 6. With temperatures starting to heat up (in the Northern hemisphere at least), any summer plans you're particularly excited for? I'm looking forward to the increased temperatures and their effect on global warming.

It's OK. You're doing a great job with it. We all appreciate the chance at free TPE!

Team in turmoil and I haven't played any part of it. I love it!

I think it's too late to be perfectly honest.

Hopefully you are just experiencing what many VHL users have in the past. Burnout/disinterest is fairly common and comes in ebbs and flows. I really hope you just need to stay active in the VHL while having another hobby to focus on for a while, and then the enjoyment of the VHL returns. The league is a better place with you here and active. Happy to talk anytime if needed.

I shall listen while spraying weeds this afternoon, inhaling glyphosate and giving myself cancer.

Assist machine.

Now I have to listen, in order to find out what you're apologizing for. That is some sneaky marketing tactic!

I'm a damn pickle!

@Dil My mistake. I thought all mods hated me.

Dil doesn't speak to me.

Can I join the podcast?