Jericho

Boobs its a joke not a dick. Don't take it so hard...

Fuck Denise!

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Jamie (aime, amee) is a unisex name.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The original. RED LEADER BITCHES!

Broke Braxton's streak in 34? Motherfucker he retired in S31.

I'M TOO HOT! (HOT DAMN!) CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

Yeah it's like Nova Scotia but with less shit-water.

Higgins that reminds me. I'm a nigerian prince who needs 2500 dollars to get into the country, Once I get here I'll pay you back 5000.

As many of you may not know, the Pajodcast crew is setting a VHL first next month. Devise, Advantage and I are going to be meeting up in Ontario for a 10 day trip in May. A lot of coordination had to go into setting this up, seeing as Devise lives in Alberta and I live in New Brunswick. We've been planning this for about 6 months, getting travel stuff synched up, planning an itinerary and budgeting our finances to pull this off. We'll be staying at Advantage's home, a few hours outside of Toronto which is going to save quite a bit of money. No lodging expenses, and the ability to do groceries rather than takeout and restaurants every night (which is what I normally do) is going to cut down on expenses significantly. As we draw closer to the day I fly down I've been reflecting on our friendship and a the world in general. I consider Chris and Ryan to be good friends of mine, we've been speaking regularly for about 3 years, but this is the first time we're going to meet in person. We've shared a lot of memories and learned a lot about each other, but we've never even been in the same province at the same time. Might catch some playoff hockey too....wait... When we first started talking I was a 20 year old kid who was dealing with his parent's surprising and recent divorce, living in his mother's basement who had a job in fast food to support a college course he had no interest in completing. These guys were there as I got through the divorce, went through two relationships (one of which was with a psychopath) , dealt with the roommate from hell, left college and the shitty fast food restaurant. They watched as I stood up to my father and told him that I would rather be happy and poor than miserable and rich, moved into my own apartment and find happiness as a waiter working for tips. The point I'm getting to, is that I've been through a lot of life in the last 3 years and shared basically everything with Chris and Ryan, but we've never actually met. The internet is a wonderful thing. I've made two friends who live a great distance away from me. The VHL introduced Jericho to Advantage and Devise, but eventually we got to know each other better. Jericho, the cocky and arrogant smart ass eventually let the mask down and revealed Kyle Snow, the slightly less cocky and arrogant smart ass. We started as personas, but eventually got to know each other as real people. I'm really psyched for this trip. We'll be doing all the usual Toronto attractions: Hockey HOF, CN tower and the OSC. We'll be going to an indie wrestling show, a passion we all share. We'll be hanging out and playing a ton of video games and doing a live pajodcast. We may even run into some of the Ontario based VHL community if things work out. It'll be nice to get to experience some real life with these guys instead of just doing everything digitally. Being able to see the Devise face palm instead of just listening to him say "sigh" (which he actually says for some reason). Wrestling motherfucker! As stated above we'll be doing a pajodcast in person while we're there, but we'll be sure to fill you guys in on our adventures. Maybe I'll convince an entire bar that I'm Daniel Braxton, former professional defenseman and current actor/model. Maybe Chris will be able to out drink a grizzled army veteran. Maybe Ryan will finally make a human connection with a girl.

Or left you

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Agency is being used as a proper name in this case.

The Pajodcast Player Agency: Part 10 We totally skipped some story It had been a long season for Daniel Braxton. He was used to facing action every day, putting his body and life on the line both on the ice and on the battlefield. He was accustomed to facing long hours with no breaks on a daily basis from the day he signed with Kyle Snow both as a player and as a mentor. What he wasn't used to was being really fucking bored. The last action he'd seen was when his protege, Jax Barnstormer had been a draftee, back when Blades of Steel was trying to murder the Pajodcast Agency's players. Since then Barnstormer had been drafted really late to Stockholm and sat on a bench cutting oranges. The Agency had decided on a shift in regime that would have Kyle Snow succeed Chris Miller as The New York Americans GM, which would have had Jax bypass the draft and join Brick Wahl on New York. Unfortunately, in his final days as commissioner, Victor [REDACTED] had tied Snow and Miller up in so much red tape that they hadn't been able to make the declaration official until after the draft, sending Barnstormer into the draft with an incredibly low value. He was picked up in the second round by Stockholm, a team that already had a starting goalie as well as a prospect in the minors. When Snow had reached out to talk contract negotiations with Stockholm GM Glass Joe, he'd assured Snow that Barnstormer would be splitting the games with Blaine Olynick 50/50. Snow had Barnstormer tentatively sign the contract with the understanding that if Glass Joe honoured his arrangement that Barnstormer would be willing to accept a trade when the time came to be shipped out. During a subsequent meeting with Snow, Miller and Ryan Power, the three men agreed that Braxton was to accompany Branstormer to Sweden in secret to watch over the rookie, as he was incredibly exposed in a country that the Agency didn't have much power in. Braxton was smuggled into the country and stayed at a small ranch in Nykoping, where Kyle Snow's younger sister had lived on an exchange, so as to avoid having to produce a credit card at a hotel. Braxton never left the ranch except to attend practices and games in secret. So for the last half a season he'd been sitting on his ass. And unfortunately he wasn't the only one. Glass Joe was either a liar or a terrible mathematician, because of the 42 games the Viking has played, Barnstormer had only played in 15 of them. The rookie was wasting away on the bench of Don Cherry's least favorite hockey country instead of splitting games in New York and learning how to play with Brick Wahl. Braxton could see that Barnstormer was not happy, but wasn't able to contact him in any form without risking being discovered. He did inform Kyle Snow of the situation and the agent assured him that he would be taking care of matters. Barnstormer was only on a two season contract, and though he was inked for the following season as well, bad faith had been shown on Glass Joe's part. He'd gotten a signature under conditions that hadn't been met, and wasn't living up to his end of the bargain. The trade deadline was rapidly approaching, so Barnstormer was going to have to sit tight this season, but there were two men who were determined to see him off of that team, and neither was accustomed to not getting what they wanted.

YEAH!

He lived long. He prospered.

I'll do it

I basically went Skating and Defense first, and then passing into puck handling into scoring, going up increments of 10 at a time. Later I put scoring ahead of the other two because New York had no fucking forwards so I had to do everything.

lol

CROSS-TALK!!!!!!!!

Nobody will be able to tell because of the mumbles.

We don't understand mumble-tongue