Jericho

Not gonna lie, this is hilarious. Give the man a six!

Ass?

Give This Man A 6

OH!

Stranger things have happened.

CAL G. The fact that nobody has done a S33 yet is pathetic.

I need to stop writing these 20 minutes before they're due. I almost lost the TEEPS. Thanks for being merciful oh grading gods! I hope for your sake it wasn't the picture of the sub. The sub makes the entire mission better.

and 12 years

The Pajodcast Player Agency: Part 3 Snow Eater The low hum of the submarine was the only thing breaking the silence as Skylar Rift sat in silence, waiting as they drew closer to the coast of Germany, and the secret Blades of Steel facility. Alone with his thoughts, Rift sat there for hours until Sullivan entered the bulkhead. "I need you to come with me," he said, before turning to talk toward the medical bay. Rift stood and followed Sullivan into the bay, where an attractive young female doctor stood waiting. "Skylar, this is Dr. Naomi Young, she'll be giving you a series of injections to reduce the effects of certain chemical weapons during your mission". Dr. Naomi "Oh, Sky and I are already well acquainted Mr. Sullivan," Dr. Naomi said, her voice dripping with innuendo. Skylar removed his shirt and laid down while Dr. Naomi hooked him up to an IV drip, and that was the last thing he remembered before he slipped into unconsciousness. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rift awoke to the sound of a torpedo launching, before long he found himself shooting off into the ocean at impossibly high speeds. The journey only lasted about 30 seconds before the torpedo slowed, but Rift wasn't able to get a grip on his surroundings during that time. He took stock and found he'd been tethered to the torpedo, but not before being outfitted with scuba gear. Rift saw the Blades of Steel facility nearby, and approached it quickly. He had no idea what was going on, but he wasn't going to get any answers until he was breathing real air again. Skylar surfaced inside if the facility, on the bottom floor, 20 feet under sea level. The entire floor was a warehouse setting, with the surfacing pool he was in on one end and an elevator at the other. Rift noticed two guards between him and the elevator, and quickly made his way to them. After awkwardly snapping their necks and then humping them in search of supplies he made his way into the elevator, where he removed his scuba masked and used his codec to call Sullivan. "Sully, why the hell was I left unconscious when I was hooked the the torpedo? Nobody thought to wake me so I could do it myself?" Rift asked angrily. Pajodcast Agency Submarine "Hey asshole, you're the one who didn't set an alarm. Get yourself up next time, you're a grown up aren't you?" Sullivan replied. "Fuck that noise. I also notice I seem to have no weapons on me. Nobody thought I'd need those?" Dr. Naomi cut in on the codec, "Actually all of your weapons would have shown up on the stations high-tech weapon tracking radar. So we just took them from you during the strip-search." "Oh great, I'm weaponless AND violated." Naomi looked insulted, "Hey now, if you get out of this I may let you return the favor on me. Good luck finding the local weapons, they're all registered and should be able to fool the stations sensors." Skylar said the word "sigh" aloud, before saying, "That is some of the most convoluted bullshit I've ever heard...I guess I was right about this adventure getting more ridiculous after all." Sullivan cut back in, "Skylar, you need to find Brick Wahl before it's too late. His current location is unknown, but there is a prisoner there who may know more. We need you to make contact with the DARPA chief, Clark Marcellin. He's being kept in the brig, 2 levels up from you." "Roger that, on the way." Continued in Part Four...

Clinton Chevy Danceswithwolves?

Brick Wahl got Higgins'd. Man Higgins, remember those were the days.

I'm gonna have to go stare at the wall and listen to Kansas' "Dust in the Wind", while I have a good cry.

give the man a 6!

What happened to "If I were you?"

Kesler was tired of his poor spelling being mocked on a daily basis around the boards so he bought a Speech to Text machine. When asked how he felt about him purchase he responded with "MMMMRRMMMRMMRMRRMRMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMRMMRMRMRMRMRMMR"

Sterling for the Streetlight award

Hang in there man. If you have to drop activity at all nobody's going to hold it against you, but I totally get the trying to throw yourself into it angle as well. Stay strong man.

I was using that when you were sperm! Kesler got many Pickard's in his day! The hunkadunk is here to stay...lady

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Great Idea

muhuhuhahaha...

Let's get one thing straight, the only circle jerk is the Pajodcast. And for reference, WE here at the Laichly Braxton Angelo Rift's Kellinger Rask Sullivan Barnstormer Wahl Pajodcast (brought to you by Pepsi) love the new guys. You're the only people who listen, all the old boys think we're twats. I would like to say that I can see why the elitism is off putting. It used to be WAY worse, but it's not where it needs to be yet. Work in progress.

I lolled.