JardyB10

Player Information Username: JardyB10 Player Name: BjorkaBjorn Bjornabjorkson Recruited From: Returning Age: 25 Position: RW Height: 66 in. Weight: 170 lbs. Birthplace: Sweden Player Page @VHLM GM

Excuse me, that was a flawless linguistic performance! It's normal to bleed out of the ears after such art.

Maybe just you, get better Internets maybe.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Uncomfortable fruit scene in this episode. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--Season-2-Episode-22-THE-FINALE-e1scelk Featured track is Could by Elderbrook In this big long SEASON 2 FINALE, I discuss the following: - My 3ish weeks of inactivity and future inactivity - The woes of Los Angeles, and all the disappointment attached to it - Comparing Poopy Peepants to Bo Jo #Leadership - The lame trade deadline - VHL Christmas Auction - Cologne is the best VHLE team - The S88 re-creates (with a brief intermission to call out the @Moderator crew) (27:20-32:30) @Josh @fonziGG @STZ @scoop @MexicanCow123 @Beketov @diamond_ace @TheNeonShaman *Commerical break* (Honestly I think it's hilarious, fast-forward to this point if you listen to nothing else) - A little quick and dirty BOG LEAKZ (33:50-35:30) - Random jump to VHFL things (35:30-37:10) - New Depreciation Changes and Player Store (37:30-42:25) - @Tate's departure (42:30-44:00) - Being too inactive to listen to podcasts (44:00-46:40) @DarkSpyro - Figuring out why @Keno was mad on Wednesday (I figure it out eventually) (46:40-53:00) Mentions of various importance: @Berocka @Shindigs @Moon @youloser1337 @Acydburn @Ricer13 @GrittyIsKing @Dom @Dil @UnknownMinion @leandrofg @DreMin15 @Alex @KaleebtheMighty @AJW Thanks for the year of listens, gang!

Perhaps a bawdy version of Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer. Or I'll take a very white crack at Feliz Navidad.

1. We are off to a less than ideal start, but we've got 3-4 players almost at point per game! What can we do to increase scoring? The REAL solution would have been to trade our useless player (Poopy Peepants) for a solid scoring forward. ALAS, it is too late for such changes now. 2. Defense is also an issue, where does the team need to buckle down on defense to help out Art? The REAL solution would have been not to sign such a defensive liability in Poopy Peepants. The defence should improve immensely next season once he retires. 3. What's your favorite player name on our team? Mine is Art Vandelay because I remember order it at Moe's southwest grill *iykyk I gotta go with Scoish Velociraptor Maloish because the reference is out of control and I think velociraptors are dope. 4. Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems and Scoish Velociraptor Maloish are taking too many penalties, how can we get them to be more responsible? They could put points into Discipline and/or fewer points into Checking. But naturally the solution would be to trade and/or waive their asses. 5. Where is your ideal place to go swiimming, the pool, beach, or neither? Explain! (don't skimp on me) I suppose technically the pool is the ideal to swim, if you purely just want to go swimming. But I prefer the beach, because it's in the sun, and you could very easily die, and that's exciting. 6. Is it more satisfying to beat a team 10-0 or 1-0, and why!? Certainly 10-0, because then we can pad the stats of everyone on the team!

I'll contribute to the album if you want to move the goal posts

That's what happens when you try to give Peace to members.

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Yeah but you sock it with your foot, and wear socks. Double pun.

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Part of me wishes this was the only donation to force you two to record for only a minute. $5

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Sounds hilarious. $5

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Butts

@youloser1337 @Spartan ASSUMING I recreate, can I claim this with new player?

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What’s your top memory from your time in the VHL?

Pretty good podcast, but it would have sounded better if you were muted.

Wasn’t this a factor in the M GMs getting that pay raise too?

You know you could probably submit this as a Biography career point task Your comeback experience really hit all the classic VHL beats I feel! Also I felt the exact same way with joining and then later helping run a VHLM team; hated the hashtags, and was more interested in being an impact player on a bubble team than being useless on a stacked team. It was great playing with you in D.C., I kind of regret leaving that locker room! (But also I can never keep up with LRs anyway, and also I don’t know how to read books)

Love to beat Prague and lose to Toronto!