JardyB10

I see you've neglected the 4th round draft picks in this equation!

0. I asked for podcast intros. In fact, I used to hound everyone last minute on the Discord to give me intros. I've given up on it a bit and started introducing my own podcasts, like a pleb. Though now that you mention it, there's a chance I have one in my archives that I haven't used... - You just need to be better at goaling. - I'm confident that Callum Murray will be somewhere between an average to great player. I intended to be a free agent whore with Poopy Peepants, but I can't help but extend with people when they ask 1. Your child will be of the female sex. 2. JardyB10 2. Because you're a dick 2. @FrostBeard's intro that he did for me was the greatest of all time, so I recommend him. 3. Living in America by James Brown because you don't live in America and that would be amusingly ironic! 4. Your basketball player should be called Raddie McHoops and he should be good at throwing balls. 5. Your football player can be called Shoezilla

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Nodesode-16-Booberry-Tooberry-Good-e1h5asi Today's nodular episode stays true to its purpose and clocks in at 5:41. I spend almost the entire time marveling at how much TPE @CowboyinAmerica has earned with his lousy goaltender, and use it as a PSA for you kids to stay on top of those uncapped opportunities. STAY TUNED UNTIL THE END FOR NEWS ON MY NEXT WEEK'S FULL LENGTH PODCAST!!!!!

Now I want some cheesy pasta...

How have you surpassed the entire S79 Draft class in TPE despite there being multiple weekly max earners in that class?

I love perhaps, and I’m always dead serious. If I’m being less serious I’ll use “mayhaps.”

- It is in fact the evening, and I think it’s been alright. Good call. - I can’t believe you didn’t listen to my v2 pitch yet. I’m turning this bullshit off. - I didn’t actually do it. VHFL picks haven’t started yet so maybe we WON’T finish before the season starts - I’ve never volunteered to be group manager because I like to fuck off and disappear periodically, especially weekends, which seems not handy for being a group manager. But I do have those handy post hacking skills, and I do like extra TPE… - Re: Dust: Do you have a pet? And/or ADHD? - Phrase the charity thusly: “I will donate $X for every Y action this season to a maximum of $Z.” - I’m starting a petition right now to bring DT back, get ready for the shitstorm, starting at 9:30 pm CST, which is 69:69 DTST. - My one regret in leaving the VHL for three years is missing the opportunity to appear as a shithead in your academic paper.

@fishy What kind of mark did you get on the paper? And did it recruit the prof?

Doug is a top bloke

Halifax 21st Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending April 17th, 2022 Note, if you're not a fan of these questions, and haven't answered previous ones, feel free to use old questions instead! 1. Welcome (back) to Halifax 21st Press Conferences! Yesterday was the draft and we've brought in a fantastic roster. Give a brief introduction of yourself for your new peers! 2. We've got another week until the S84 pre-season begins, what are some things your player is going to do to enjoy their last week of the off-season? 3. Speaking of the upcoming season, what are your personal expectations for this season? How about team expectations? 4. Do you like to check out the Point Tasks of other users? If so, what are your favourite kinds? 5. I've asked this before, but we have a new cast of character here now: What are some of your favourite hobbies? 6. Since I record podcasts, I realize I say "aforementioned" a lot. Do you have a word? How about a favourite saying/proverb? |@barryst @jpdavidson8787 @Juhnux @Drew Essen @Mitz @Jayrad28 @Fergie @Bryce @HockeyBro51 @jsdeac @Jack Johnson @Azjha_59 @Otaznik @Sam_19 @Yahtzee @Ian Kingston @william77 @LiningPolecat @samthemancub|

I wanna

Actually franchise commitment is not even something I considered at all! So that actually makes a lot of sense, that's crazy valuable for a VHL nerd like yourself

Damn, was that actually a record? What a guy! Perhaps my real league legacy will be putting up impressive performances in niche categories! - T-3 Highest rookie points - Most Shutouts in one season - Maybe the highest Hits/PIMs for a sub-650 TPE player

I’ll listen to this podcast one day, but I just want to tag @Berocka now for reminding us that we weren’t supposed to do that last week.

They’re so much fun though! And also the first one is super skippable.

You echoed a few of my thoughts in my longer, less succinct, less good podcast! I swear I didn't listen to this one first.

- Yeah, it's not a big deal if you have to leave the league during a player, it's part of sim leagues, and real life is always more important. Only a little more important, though. - The trade deadline is also the "optimal" start here, but you're right that a few weeks of TPE is nothing to sweat in the long run. - That's good to hear you still were instantly courted! I feel like folks tend to neglect that with re-creates, but it's always a nice feeling. - I always rooted for Calgary, your rosters were definitely solid. Unfortunately Vancouver ruined everything for everyone - Best of luck with Sax, Halifax will be looking out for you on Saturday for sure.

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Cranky dude cranking Cranky tunes https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--S2-Episode-6-Drafts-e1gudlk We're in the middle of the off-season and there's plenty to talk about! I chose to address: - VHLM Draft and its volatility this season - VHL Draft Standouts - Pseudo Halifacts Episode - A couple picks I would have done mildly differently ALL SORTS OF MENTIONS I'M SORRY OKAY I WAS ON ABOUT DRAFT SELECTIONS AND OTHER STUFF TOO: @Berocka @thadthrasher @Eynhallow @youloser1337 @Gaikoku-hito @Ledge @CanucksFan @jpdavidson8787 @tcookie @samthemancub @adison @ctots @DC21 @Firekiss @Dom @Fergie @TrickyRicky58 @Erikkef @badcolethetitan @BUM @Crstats23 @Thunder @Adrest245 @Motzaburger @InstantRockstar @NJDevils24 @xNJDevilsFanx @Brandon @Otaznik @william77 @Jack Johnson @barryst @Azjha_59 @Rhynex Entertainment @leandrofg @jacobcarson877 @BrutalBoost @Ty Heisler

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED* Even though there is no discussion or implication of drugs, alcohol, or casual activities with Hispanic people. https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Tui-Sova-has-accepted-D-C-s-offer-e1gu98k @v.2 Sign with the D.C. Dragons for back-to-back Continental Cups, as well as many other extra accolades as described in the episode. Other Mentions: @McWolf @Arce @Dil @Enorama

Welcome Mojo! We’re in the off-season now, but you’ll be entered into the VHLM draft which is taking place this Sunday. Let me know if you need any other info

Idk, looks like a meme trade to me. These fellers need a bannin’.

I love me some sax

As per Mubbles’ comment, I did indeed quickly bring up the VHLM bots being too good! I brought it to the BOG and it seems to be a consensus that they will be dropped to 25ish this season. #BOGLEAKS Still, I also am a little concerned about the differentiation between the human players in general. Will we have some sour 200 TPE folks playing arbitrarily worse than a brand new 60 TPE semi-active? It’ll be an experimental season for such things! Your mock draft didn’t turn out TOO bad. When you say you met Jordan do you mean jordan888/Squinty? I think he was a BC boy too. I have not met anyone from VHL irl, even though I very easily could meet any of the Saskatoon folks. Anderson still pops in now and then . I wouldn’t be so surprised if he was here now under a sneaky alias. Might be @Shindigs even, who knows. That would be a great plot twist.

He crushed him by 7 picks, let the rubbing begin!