Tetricide

Player Name: Erik Thorvaldsson (or Erik the Red) Player Render: Mike Commodore in his fro and bushy beard era OR Brent Burns Team: Vancouver Wolves Graphic Style: Watercolor pop SHIBA SUPREMACY

1. Finish the sentence: It`s close to midnight and something evil is lurking……… ...IN THE DAAAAAAARK. Unda the MOOOOOONLIGHT you see a sight that almost stops your heart... YOU TRY TO SCREEEAAAM. Ok ok ok I'll stop... CAUSE THIS IS THRILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! THRILLER NIGHT! 2. Name the one player that you want by your side if you are walking down a dirty dark alley and you are scared? Why? If it's a teammate, I'm going with Martin based off hits. He really knows how to dish 'em out and he ain't scared. 3. Name the first Halloween song that comes to your brain? Well, you have Thriller in my head now so that's gonna be my answer for this! 4. What are you dressing up as this Halloween? Goofy! I could pull it off better if I looked like a dog... I look more like a "plug" or a homeless dude. 5. If you could pull a prank on a team mate during Halloween; what would it be and who would you pick? Thorvy would try to prank Soju by replacing his mask for one of those old school hockey masks, but something tells me Soju would just embrace it... 6. Morale question: If I left a bowl of full-size chocolate bars outside on the front door with a sign “Please Take one” would you only take one? Explain…. I would definitely take 2. I like options...what if I grabbed a Hershey bar then get home and wish I grabbed a Kit Kat bar instead? Grab both, no worries! 7. Bonus: Team bonding active I have decided to take the team drunk trick or treating; Have you ever been drunk trick or treating before and who would be the first to pass out? Explain…. Never been drunk trick or treating and I don't really ever plan on it haha Uhh...Soju maybe? You'd think with a name like that he'd be able to handle whatever alcohol he puts in himself, but he's definitely a lightweight.

I have also done neither. In fact, our house is not even ready at all for Halloween this year... I'll be working the night of anyway so I'm curious how crazy the street will be my first year here! 1. Are you currently happy with the way that Vancouver Wolves have started the season? Yes! We started off strong and I think we will continue to trend that way for the rest of the season. 2. Are you happy with the way that your player has started the season? Well, I would love more shots blocked, but wins are more important to me at this point. 3. Can you name a song that start with “Are you happy”? Name the song and would you sing around the Lock room? Uhh...no...? My mind scrambled through the very unorganized brain directory and came up with nothing. Thorvy would if he knew it! He's not ashamed. 4. What did you think of the Gunslinger show and the announcement of a new Assistant Captain? Was it the right choice? The Gunslinger show is awesome and a fun read! Though I thought it was interesting to see Slater sporting a mustache... 5. If you had to create a nickname for a player on the current roster; Who would you make a nick for and what would the nick be? Why? Let's see... Probably Logan Ninefingers and just name him Butterfingers because his moves are smooth like butter. 6. Listening to a Pod cast when writing this so; When should you put up the Christmas Tree? I've mostly come to terms with people putting up their Christmas trees before Thanksgiving...but at least wait until November starts!!! October is for Halloween damn it!

1. Prague has traded away Holmes for a 1st, 2nd and a 3rd. How do you feel about the trade? I already miss him. Sucks we couldn't have an elite line with him and Daffleck, but perhaps we can attain that down the road... 2. What do you need to work most on as a player? Thorvy is a shutdown defenseman similar to Daffleck. He did really well on points for his rookie season, but he wants more shots blocked... Thorvy just needs to work on his shadow defense. 3. If you could be the GM of Prague for a day, what would you do? For me this is a silly question as I am the GM for Prague. If I could be the GM for Vancouver I would give Thorvy the A for just a day because I could. 4. What is your go-to song at the moment and why? Hmm...I don't really have a go-to song. I think this comes from my eclectic taste in music! I do love me some Devin Townsend though...anything. 5. Prague is a city of rich history and culture. What's your favourite Prague fact? I'm gonna be honest...I don't know much about the city itself except its beauty. Perhaps this will be my next history dive. 6. If you had one dessert to pick to eat in the desert, what would it be and why? Any pastry would do perfectly in the desert. Costco's almond danish would be perfect.

Player Name: Erik Thorvaldsson Player Render: Mike Commodore/Brent Burns. Going for the unhinged hair look Team: Vancouver Wolves

1. @Tetricide (GM) F - Axle Gunner F - Toby Kadachi F - Logan Ninefingers D - Mark Calaway D - Bollos de Trueno G - Merome Dilson 2. @RileyL F - Joshua Schwarzer F - Raimo Tuominen F - Jarmo Ruutu D - Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage D - Guntis Gavilrovs G - Red Panda 3. @Snussu F - Antonia Bucatini F - Maverick Goncalves F - George Richmond D - YaBoi Oven D - Benjamin Abenduct G - Giorgiy Costanzov 4. @Breeze837 F - David Rashford F - Isaac mclflopper F - Diego Machado D - Jacob Stone D - Fradin McGryer G - Toddly Bobbly 5. @Plate F - Grimgor Ironhide F - Thor Reingaard F - Harry Callahan D - Lucy Leitner D - FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist G - Dalkr Vidarsson 6. @RJMW F - Catia Goncalves F - Severus Targaryen F - Savaisk Tzesar D - Callum Gary Yannick Janser D - Erik Thorvaldsson G - Jorgen Lovstrom

@Gustav Appreciate you and our talks we've had in the LR I really hope to see Holmes do more over in Seattle!

1. Prague had a busy draft class, which prospect are you most excited about? PAN DAFFLECK 2. Week 1 is right around the corner! Where are you predicting Prague to finish in the standings? Hmm...I'm not entirely too sure, but I'd love to start getting into the playoffs again. 3. Can you name (And ping) one teammate you're excited to play with this season and explain why? @youloser1337WALLY LOSE! Thorvy's bestie on and off the ice. 4. What's your jersey number and what's the story behind it? 10. I've always been 10 as a kid for sports and would love to retire one of my players with that number when they earn it. 5. If you ran a country and could name a national animal, what would it be and why? I guess it would depend on where the country was! I would love to run a country that had lots of polar bears and declare that as the national animal so we could get Coca Cola to do lots of stuff with us. 6. I'm your new AGM! If you could request one thing from me what would it be? Welcome to the Phamily! I'm excited to have you on board and only have one request: don't go IA on me.

PRAGUE PHANTOMS PRESS CONFERENCE Week Ending 13 October 2024 Answer all 6 questions to claim 2 TPE! 1. The VHL and M drafts are over! Welcome Pan Daffleck ( @OrbitingDeath ) to the roster as the 1st Overall pick, as well as our future prospects Luc Moreau ( @minman), Dog Jagr ( @koty_k), Doc Hudson ( @ThunderCloud), Kyle Evans ( @Kyle Evans), and Jack Kidd ( @Jack kidd)! If you are one of the named prospects what are your thoughts on joining the Phamily? If you have been playing for Prague, what are your thoughts on our future prospects? (Also, shoutout to our Free Agent signings with Mason Rice and Gregger McKeggegger ( @TheNeonShaman)!!) 2. What was the most surprising pick to you in the draft? 3. What is your player working on during Training Camp? 4. Prague's roster is back to being at a potential contender this season, but is it enough to actually cut into the playoffs....let alone win a Cup? 5. What does your perfect hamburger look like? 6. How do you think your favorite NHL will do this season?

Berocka, I haven't really gotten to know you, but I know people will miss you.. I don't think just anyone gets in the BoG or has previously GM'd teams -- the head honchos of the community saw something in you. 5 years is a good chunk of time to invest in a fun hobby like the VHL. Just know that if you ever decide to come back, you'll be welcomed back with open arms!

that's not very AGM of you

I just click buttons and yell at people to play Marbles.

Every time a goal is scored Welcome to the league!

Classified. Thanks for the TPE

Missed u

1. The bell is tolling for the VHLE... What is your favorite memory of it? 2. Between the Vasteras Iron Eagles and whichever team they end up facing after the series finishes, who do you think will win the last Renaissance Cup? 3. Which team in the VHL do you have winning this season's Continental Cup? 4. What is your favorite food smell? 5. What sorts of plans does your player have during the off-season? 6. Which do you prefer -- Reese's Peanut Butter Cups OR Reese's Pieces?

1. There are rumors Crosby would like to be traded to a contender at the deadline, where do you think Crosby will be playing after the deadline? Nah he'll just retire after this season. Forever a Penguin. 2. Once the same note, where do you think Crosby will be playing next season? Forever a Penguin. No sense in going to another team...unless the Pens simply can't afford to keep him around another season. 3. Would you rather work as a lawyer or a cop? Ew..um..I guess a lawyer. There's a million different types of avenues to pursue in that career. 4. What's your favorite three stripes flag? A tie between Cocle Province, Panama and Barbados 5. As I am currently extremely bored in French class, what is the most boring class you remember having Biology for sure. Today I'd probably take it in much easier haha 6. What's your favorite number? 10! It's been my jersey number as well as favorite jersey number to follow (unless your name is Corey Perry).

Despite my disdain for the E I genuinely hope to see its return one day when we need it again, but with an organically grown member base as opposed to an inflated one from something like COVID. Have a good sleep, E

Okay fine next time I'll pick a shorter last name

Mr. Bohannan, that is Jimmy Neutron's dad from the 3D animated show Jimmy Neutron created by none other than the great mind of Steve Oedekerk.

IDK how you do the effect for your player renders but it's my favorite part

1. Caufield announced that he’d change his number to 13 in honor of Gaudreau, what is your opinion on this type of gesture I think it is an honorable nod to a respected player in the league who has recently passed. I think if there was any actual negative feedback they just wouldn't allow it, but I don't see an actual reason to be mad about it. 2. In honor of the VHL trade Deadline just passing, is there any deadline trade in the NHL that has impacted your fan experience ? Not....really, no. None that I can really think of off the top of my head. 3. Would you rather have an excellent offensive d-man who sucks defensively and an excellent defensive forward that doesn’t bring much to the point sheet or an excellent defensive d-man that doesn’t bring much to the point sheet and an good offensive player that is very one way I would much rather a defensive dman and an offensive forward. If I really needed to, I could add a power forward to the roster...but for the sake of answering this question definitely the latter because it's the role they're supposed to do. 4. Would you say turquoise is more green or blue ? Hmm...not really a fair question. There are some turquiose things that are more green than blue and vice-versa. In my head it's more blue than green though when the color pops up. 5. On a scale of 1/10, how much do you think I have no inspiration for questions ? 2. It's okay to not have anything ready at the hip for a question and that's why you get 2 TPE for doing this task. 6. Would you rather play 5 minutes as a goalie with skater equipment or a full game as a skater with goalie equipment? Skater with goalie equipment and absolutely smash players into the boards.

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1. The theme for theme week ended up being «Rookies», what do you think of the choice ? I'm sure it's been done before (probably even during my short couple of years here) but I think talking about or even visualizing Rookies is pretty important, especially if you want to keep your new recruits around. People may complain about Theme Week themes, but I'd like to see people contribute ideas on them... 2. What theme would you choose for theme week if you had to make the decision ? Theme Week, that's the theme I'd have. If people want more variety, they can help inspire some fun topics. 3. Thoughts on the Askarov trade ? Wasn't familiar with it, but from what I briefly read it seemed like he wanted a trade out from Nashville. He got the trade and seems the Preds may have gotten some good value in that. 4. Write me a quote “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” – Farrah Gray 5. A little more then half the season has passed, what are your thoughts on your player's performance this season ? Thorvy's doing about as well as I thought he would, but I wouldn't complain if he did...more. 6. What's your favorite thing about the VHL ? Playing in it! That's what the original plan was...make a player, build some lore, and do great things. Kauppi did OK, and I'm hoping to do tons better with Thorvaldsson despite no Cups or awards yet.

1. I’m starting college this week, have you ever been to college ? I have! Though I never finished it...just didn't feel right for me. 2. If you have, how was your experience ? If you haven’t what do you expect it to be like ? It was a good experience with the professors and fellow students that I got to know. It was a community college, so nothing crazy ever really happened. 3. Thoughts on the Laine trade? I'm not really sure how to react... I'm not a CBJ fan, and I'm sure his fans are pissed. I guess he feels like being a Hab will bring him more success and Ws! 4. What do you expect from your NHL team for the upcoming season ? Man...idk. I feel like last season's Stars was the team to take it all. Edmonton went absolutely crazy and our boys just weren't ready to go all out in playoffs. We've got some new faces, and I expect former rookies now in their prime (looking at you Robertson, Hintz, Heiskanen) to do what they're getting paid the big bucks for with those big ass contracts. 5. Some offer sheets were made in the nhl last week, what do you think of this tactic? I haven't looked into the offer sheets that were made, but as long as the team's management is doing it legally thru the system then I'm all for it. I think rookies going into UFA should see what they're worth to other teams and if the team that sent the offer sheet has the same outlook for their career. 6. What’s the name that goes the hardest that you’ve ever heard? Like...a person's name? Or just any name? Honestly, Boaty McBoatface will forever be my favorite.