They call themselves the Professional Businessmen, and they are looking for league members to join their ranks. I urge you to resist them.
The following is believed to have started with "Mr. Power" and "Mr. Miller," formerly Devise22 and Advantage, respectively. These two have converted some of the league's feebler minds as we have seen misters Jones, Hickey, Chevy, and Pablo appear. Possibly a member of an offshoot cult is Dr. Ball MD, but we will have to do more research to figure out what is going on there.
I am of the belief that Mr. Power and Mr. Miller are not the cults founding members and are conformists just the same as the others. This fiendish group was actually started by a mr.pringles, with Mr.Baller as his right-hand man. While Power and Miller have been made to be the recruiters, behind the scenes, they really don't know what's going on. Control rests in the hands of these other two men, but I would put my money on mr.pringles making all of the decisions.
People, this is a cult. It will lead you down path which you do not want. I ask, for your sake and for the sake of the league, resist the Professional Businessmen and do no conform to their ways.