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Team Asia's excessive talent pool (Taipei, Taiwan) - With the world junior cup coming up on us fast, team Asia has some difficult decisions to make. While most of the other teams have around 100 players to choose from, Asia has a whopping 7. Of those 7, only 4 of them are active. Oliver Twists was quoted saying, "Those are four good players right there. None of those weak ass players that are going to the other nation's teams. However, of the four players we can only select fourteen players. Tough decisions are going to have to be made. You never know who won't make the cut when we have room for 3x the amount of players that are available". We're hoping that the legendary player "BK Whopper" will make the team. He is well known for his singing skills that have been debuted in Burger King commercials around the world. If his hockey skills are anywhere near his singing skills this team will be unbeatable. Team Asia was originally trying to get @Baozito recreate for another option for the team, but he failed his interview. He was consistently listed as "too horny" and management felt he would be unable to focus on the game. As always,

Week 2 claim leggo

Damn it....

I highly suggest all new members or members looking for an intro into GMing to take a look at applying. This is some of the best experience a young GM can get!

Is...is this VHL fanfic?

I will apply because Spartan told me I would look sexy in a suit

Imagine spending less on a laptop and having a better experience in the VHL

Oliver Twists throws his hat back into the GM world (Somewhere under a bridge, FL) - A rare sighting of AGM veteran Oliver Twists occurred today. He was last seen fleeing to "live with his people" under a bridge in Florida back in 2020. Upon rediscovery of Twists, he announced he was once again applying to be a GM/AGM of the VHLE. In a surprise turn of events, he's applied to AGM Rome and be the GM of either Stockholm or Istanbul. After briefly talking with Twists about his application, @thadthrasher said he had the "Greatest application ever". We know its a long shot for Twists to get either of the available positions, but he has more than enough experience to hold the title. Back in 2020 @Spartan committed himself to way too many things, and Twists had to constantly send the LVA lines in for him as his AGM. He's also AGM'd for Halifax, another VHLM team he forgot, and held a GM title at the World Junior Cup. Will Oliver Twists get a new AGM or GM position within the VHLE? Find out in the next week or so.

Wow this is amazing!

Well now, this is just neat

Alright, I'll wing it and apply.

https://anchor.fm/twists/episodes/Gaming-With-Twists-Episode-1-e1vtpg0 The boys do some gaming, and talk about all things VHL. Special guests: @Spartan and @a_Ferk @STZ and I can claim for 2 weeks.

BOOM GM? I'm scared

Excuse me, I am the greatest defender of all time and I am not outgunned by Mexico City.

Am interested. Can do all of the above, and I've held AGM roles before in the VHLM. Plus my player is going to be coming up to the E pretty soon here

All the old school boys are coming back

VHLM breakdown when

L Davos

It's bitter sweet that my mortal enemy in the league is leaving

I mean Florida Man is the best super hero so I'm pretty sure Davos will win the cup

Hell yeah Carlson!