Doomsday

Good work dudebros, Wranglers wrangin'.

You guys let me score a goal? Thanks!

Awwwwoooooooooooooo!!

Fantasy NASCAR? Why isn't this already a thing here?!

Love you guys too, but I wanted overtime tonight.

VHL Chat is laggy. #BlameJameis

Kowalski Not As Advertised? OSLO - When defenseman Jack Kowalski entered the VHLM, few knew what to expect of him. He was branded as a goon, an enforcer the likes of which the VHL has not really seen. Through 25 games with the Oslo Storm, however, Kowalski has not performed like he was advertised - although that isn't necessarily a bad thing. "He's been more of a defensive defenseman than a goon," said Oslo's General Manager, Don Draper. "He's leading the team in blocked shots, has been a strong contributor in hits and has played smart hockey. Jack is far more disciplined and talented than scouts let on and he has been of great use to the Storm this season. On top of his defensive prowess, Kowalski has 19 points in those 25 games, showing off a much-improved passing ability with 15 assists. It would appear that perhaps the troubled player has managed to learn to control his anger issues after being banned from the NFL for life. It's also entirely possible that nobody wishes to drop the gloves with him as well, but for now, Kowalski's stock continues to soar as the Season 41 VHL Entry Draft slowly approaches. Jethro Novacek is a contributor to the MSFL Times, which is humongous big this week. He enjoys throwing empty cans at troublemakers, being a responsible member of society and not having Ilya Bryzgalov on his hockey team. BONUS 590 The Fan Article!

The Thomas Landry Retirement Tour CALGARY - While the 40th season of the Victory Hockey League rolls on, Calgary Wranglers forward Thomas Landry continues to toil on in what will be his final season in the league. After being traded from Davos, where he made his name as the iconic captain of the HC Dynamo, the two-time Grimm Jonsson Trophy winner was selected as an assistant captain and continues to provide valuable veteran leadership to an up-and-coming Calgary squad. "Make no mistake about it, this is Travis' [boychuk] team," said Landry. "But I am glad to be here to help get these guys going. There are some talented players here and I hope that when I'm done, they can say that I was helpful to their careers in the end." Landry is tied with Boychuk for the team lead in points with 20, a quiet year compared to the top scorers in the league this season. However, he has not gone unnoticed on the ice: his 131 hits in 22 games put him on pace to finish just shy of the VHL record for hits in a season with 428. Somehow, some way, Landry will find a way to make an impact on the VHL during his retirement tour. Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Magazine, which is currently producing bigger issues than the VHL Magazine. He enjoys listening to Fleetwood Mac albums, polishing large trophies and playing with large weaponry.

I have Jordan Matthews and you don't.

This is seriously all it would take, but no, let's just axe as many things as possible because the TEEPS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH!

The Doomsday Defense.

Fuck you, the VHL 20 team league is always my favorite league every year. You're not taking this away from me!

Frank Gore putting up 3 points against the Rams.

Motherfucker sucks.

What if you're a S41 draftee that is also on a VHL squad?

#landryship Keep on rockin' Wrangs!

I don't know who I hate more right now, you or Frank Gore.

We're better than you.

Good, time to replace the dead weight.

Was machst du in der Freizeit?

No one wants to play with me, so I'll just rack up points instead.

We're catching so many fades.