Doomsday

Voodoo Reaches Critical Mass DAVOS - Following a rather disappointing Game Three and Four in Davos, in which the HC Dynamo failed to score a single goal, the city's ever-popular voodoo marketing machine has gotten to work. Just in time for Game Five, voodoo dolls depicting New York Americans goalie Brick Wahl have made their way to American shores. "It doesn't matter how many boxes we seize," stated Gotham New York City Police Department Commissioner Gordon. "They just keep coming, even after we stopped allowing vessels carrying Swiss cargo to dock in New York. There is no preventing these dolls from reaching Madison Square Garden." Wahl is the third goalie to be crafted into a voodoo doll, with Remy LeBeau and Mike Szatkowski Jr. the other two. After the debut of dolls in their likeness, both LeBeau and Szatkowski went on to lose to the HC Dynamo in crushing fashion via a Game Seven. Will Brick Wahl be the one to break David Bowie's spell? Ask Jardy.

If you have an accusation to make, don't tiptoe about it.

Why you heff to be mad? It's just a game.

Onwards, Davos!

24 hour ban for posting CP.

Crosby sucks.

Jokes on you, they've been dead for years.

Admin CP will take care of that for you.

See, thinking like that is why Vasteras doesn't win cups.

The Season 39 HC Davos Dynamo, according to Frank.

It's what I do. Great way to rebound boys, now we'll take this series to Davos with a chance to break it wiiiiide open.

The shuffleboard court's not ready for you yet! Take the welfare until you're ready to do point tasks.

I can't hear you, my two rings are plugging my ears.

Who are you to judge?

You like your own posts. I don't need to say anything else.

Double posted, lolme

No shortage of offense here, gotta help Lennox out though boys!

It's as if Encarnacion knew I would love this idea.

Only Felix Zamora could score a series-winning goal while hung over.

I would like to help out some of the new guys. I've been in sim leagues since 2006, so I'm definitely an old fogey as far as they go. As for the VHL, I've been a grader, a VHLM GM and I currently work for the VHL Magazine.

Zamora, you magnificent bastard! Good series Riga, but we've got a title to defend. Can't wait to get to work against New York!

It's funny because Kesler can't read.

There will be a Game Seven, the captain wills it!

Good Guy Starks