Gustav 6,407 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends! It's time to put the "World" in "World Cup!" It's also time to put the "Cup" in "World Cup"! Or even just the "World Cup" in "World Cup"! With emphasis on both words! You know why you're here, and that's because it's time to talk rosters! Who's playing for Team World? Who's going to represent the "everywhere else" of the league? Who's going to show everyone the principles of strength in unity and out-needing the other nerds? There's only one team that can do that, and it's THE WORLD--all 5.97219 x 10^24 kilograms (try to figure that one out, team USA!) of it. JOIN THE WORLD CUP SERVER HERE! Let's get right to it. First up, our FORWARDS! Spoiler She sells seashells on the seashore of Seychelles, off the coast of Africa and waving one of the coolest flags in the world. The top center for Team World is none other than... Ryan Vidot @Enorama Spoiler Drafted #1 in S81, this player aims to be the league's next great Japanese player! Ignoring the weebiness of it all, we'll announce... Nezuko @Baozi Spoiler From first overall in S81, we go straight to the player ranked #1 in TPE for the S81 class at the time of the draft. We're proud to announce another representative of Seychelles here with... Zaza Colors @McWolf Spoiler Republic of the Congo! Which one, you ask? Well, the smaller one! The one without "Democratic" in the name, which could be either a good thing or a bad thing, though I can't say I know enough about African geopolitics to know that. This is a particularly exciting pick for me to announce, as it's a former player of mine in Davos! Darth Kaprizov @Darth Kaprizov Spoiler Next up, we've got a player I had selected anyway, but who I would have selected purely for making fun of @Spartan... Yun Chiang @nurx Spoiler It would be nice to have ourselves a Bosnia, but it would also be nice to have a Herzegovina. Turns out, we can have our cake and eat it too after all... Kakapo Bushtit @Esso2264 ... ...WHO WILL FINALLY PLAY A GAME FOR ME ON HIS THIRD TIME ON MY ROSTER! Let's move on to DEFENSE! Spoiler Team World's highest-TPE player comes from none other than Fiji, and is the nation's second-most well-known product after the thickest plastic on disposable water bottles you've seen in your life... Tui Sova @v.2 Spoiler Straight after doing some good stuff in the playoffs, the best players show that they've got no time for slacking off. Let's hear it for India's finest! Hari Singh Nalwa @Dil Spoiler The debate as to whether Team World has selected a player from the African continent with two from Seychelles is about to be settled! With undeniable proof of the matter, here's a player from South Africa... Hammar Voss @BOOM Spoiler The league's next great Japanese player has some competition! We've had one up front, now we've got one in the back... Ryuji Sakamoto @der meister Finally, it's time to talk GOALERS! Spoiler We won't talk around this one, other than to mention that it's one of my favorite names of all time, for...reasons...and also a product of Australia... David Davis @Josh Spoiler From the desert to the ocean to the mountains we go! We've got one player left, and it's time to introduce a backup from Bhutan. We do hope that the name doesn't define the expectations, as we'll give you... Clueless Wallob @DMaximus Now, LET'S WIN US A TOURNAMENT! Spartan and DMaximus 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurx 914 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, Gustav said: try to figure that one out, team USA! wait aren't the other countries that use imperial going to be in world. Liberia and Myanmar. Guess we can figure that out if anyone actually creates a player from one of those counties. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 1 minute ago, nurx said: wait aren't the other countries that use imperial going to be in world. Liberia and Myanmar. Guess we can figure that out if anyone actually creates a player from one of those counties. We shall provide lessons. Just not to America until after the tournament Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rory 1,916 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 8/10 would've been better if after frescos frescoelmo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,760 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 I refuse to play for “rest of world”, team Pakistan please Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, Dil said: I refuse to play for “rest of world”, team Pakistan please Holy shit your player is Pakistani! I just assumed India because I'm an idiot; I'm sorry. Consider it a Gustav moment Dil and rory 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Baozi 1,658 Posted August 24, 2022 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2022 Wooooooooooooo Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 2,169 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Gustav said: Holy shit your player is Pakistani! I just assumed India because I'm an idiot; I'm sorry. Consider it a Gustav moment This is how wars are started Gus. I mean El Salvador and Honduras fought a (albeit short) war due to a soccer game. And considering the past between Pakistan and India... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,745 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 Yayyyy...especially @der meister der meister 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kaprizov 98 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 AWESOME SAUCE Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,276 Posted August 24, 2022 Head Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2022 7/10 based on content/effort 8/10 after gustav realized he forgot about dil Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944796 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garsh 1,190 Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 dang can't even make the world roster FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY rory 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/126055-we-are-the-world-s84-world-cup-roster-reveal/#findComment-944852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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