eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Upon some hardcore investigation, I actually discovered the last time the Quebec City Chokes won a playoff series. Sure, the team has had a few byes from leading some meaningless regular season standings over the year, but once it comes playoff time the team always falls flat on their face. I had to put in a lot of hard work to actually discover the last time Quebec won a playoff series, as our games discussion box only goes up to the S44 games. It turns out, I had to click on the Seasons 1-43 tab in order to find the Meute's last playoff series win, in which they defeated the Americans 4-3 in S42. Quebec's last playoff series win was so long ago it is only available on VCR Over the year's Quebec seems to run the same formula for failure. They experience a decent amount of regular season success, and think themselves set up for playoff dominance. Their GM will trash talk meaningless regular season victories, using his favorite phrase, "ez." Well guess what Kesler, Quebec has been the "eziest" team to beat in the playoffs for the longest time. Quebec has found all kinds of ways to lose in the playoffs, such as losing to underdog opponents Seattle and Calgary in S43 and S44, or losing to teams in New York or Toronto that were just clearly the superior team. Looking at some of Quebec's past rosters, Kesler has assembled some solid rosters that probably should have at least won one playoff series. However, Kesler brings bad karma to himself with his constant trash talk, and his team's have often had fellow trash talker's follow suit. Looking at the numbers, all logic seems to indicate that Quebec should defeat Calgary in the playoffs. The Meute currently have 19 more points than Calgary, and way more goals for and much less goals against. Also, a quick glance at the rosters shows Quebec has lots of high tpe players, while Calgary does not. The only area Calgary arguably has an edge against Quebec is goaltending, as Ariel Weinstein has the 2nd best save percentage in the league while Quebec's scrub goalie Victor only has the 3rd best. To have a shot at this series, Wranglers GM Austin Gow has instructed his phones to do whatever possible to get into Greg Clegane's head. Calgary fans will be allowed to bring live horses to the playoff series, both in support of the team's mascot and also to distract Clegane, as Game of Thrones fans know how much Greg likes to chop off horse heads. The hope is that although Calgary will likely be outshot, WeinGod will use his magic in net and Greg Clescrub will let in a few garbage goals to allow Calgary to win the series. All logic points towards Quebec winning their playoff series against Calgary. However, it is clear that the Meute have bad karma and will forever be cursed in the playoffs. I am going to tap into that karma and vex Quebec with some playoff voodoo. CowboyinAmerica, Molholt, Kendrick and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Liked before reading, it's that good eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 WeinGod ain't gonna stick, bud CowboyinAmerica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Hows it gonna feel to get swept by the worst GM in league history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 hours ago, brovy said: Hows it gonna feel to get swept by the worst GM in league history? I knew you were a Corco multi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Don't you mean VHS not VCR? evrydayimbyfuglien 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,627 Posted August 22, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted August 22, 2016 Remember that time in S45/46 when Calgary choked on Helsinkis dick bitch Devise and evrydayimbyfuglien 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Oh shit I'm worried, we are being called out... Oh wait nvm it's only Calgary haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted August 22, 2016 Author Share Posted August 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Draper said: Remember that time in S45/46 when Calgary choked on Helsinkis dick bitch Difference is helsinki was actually good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: Difference is helsinki was actually good Sure but CGY still sucks worse than Quebec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,627 Posted August 22, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted August 22, 2016 12 minutes ago, eaglesfan036 said: Difference is helsinki was actually good can't argue with that the good old days eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 I think there is some truth to Brovy's mouth being the reason his teams lose. I have no other reason for S43 Seattle other than karma cock-slapping him in the face for being an annoying child. evrydayimbyfuglien, eaglesfan036, Da Trifecta and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Draper said: can't argue with that the good old days Heh this guy doesn't even know eh @STZ STZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,615 Posted August 23, 2016 Admin Share Posted August 23, 2016 22 hours ago, Molholt said: I think there is some truth to Brovy's mouth being the reason his teams lose. I have no other reason for S43 Seattle other than karma cock-slapping him in the face for being an annoying child. Why must his teams suffer tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Victor said: Why must his teams suffer tho Because they don't shut him up? I guess. Or because they join him in the first place. Edited August 23, 2016 by Molholt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 17 minutes ago, Molholt said: Because they don't shut him up? I guess. Or because they join him in the first place. Be careful though sir. Remember when Trifecta was shit talked so much that his karma reversed? Brovy has already paid his sins, you push it the other way with the STHS karma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, Mr. Power said: Be careful though sir. Remember when Trifecta was shit talked so much that his karma reversed? Brovy has already paid his sins, you push it the other way with the STHS karma. I just point out the facts. You'll also be hard pressed to find me talking shit on Quebec during a season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 18 minutes ago, Mr. Power said: Be careful though sir. Remember when Trifecta was shit talked so much that his karma reversed? Brovy has already paid his sins, you push it the other way with the STHS karma. When was my karma even bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuffy 343 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Wrangin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 There are 2 types of people, those who talk about STHS "karma" and those who rig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Ghost Reaper said: When was my karma even bad? Holy shit you've been Trifecta this whole time? I've legit been wondering who is this chill ghost reaper guy liking all my posts and how he's a grader out of the blue.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 760 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mr. Power said: Holy shit you've been Trifecta this whole time? I've legit been wondering who is this chill ghost reaper guy liking all my posts and how he's a grader out of the blue.... Even I've been aware of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 37 minutes ago, Mr. Power said: Holy shit you've been Trifecta this whole time? I've legit been wondering who is this chill ghost reaper guy liking all my posts and how he's a grader out of the blue.... Another point in the case against Devise for not paying attention to the league... evrydayimbyfuglien 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylrad 178 Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 Review: Quebec needs Alex Smirnov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,725 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Claimed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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