Jericho 917 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 (edited) Most of us have at one point or another engaged in the game of swipes. My strangest one involved a girl who recognized me from work (I'd served her and her sister a few times). We met up at a park and went for a walk with her and her dog, and before long we headed back to her place to partake in some marijuana (I had a brief stint with the pot that summer). We hooked up that night and did so a few more times until one time she decided that it would be fun to bring a knife into the bedroom, thinking it would be sexy for some reason. At this point I decided that I didn't really want any dismemberment with my sex and attempted to excuse myself from the situation. This was easier said than done as I was a little bit handcuffed to the nightstand. Long story short I did talk my way out of the situation and luckily have not seen the girl since. Also where the Tinder gods taketh away, they occasionally giveth, as the next girl I talked to is my current lady. She's great, and hasn't even a little bit tried to stab me yet. Anyone else have any good stories? Edited October 23, 2016 by Jericho Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 pls see this legendary thread: also, I can confirm that the opening line of 'what that mouth do?' has not worked in several attempts. Will 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 That is a great thread, but I figured this one could be more of a community thing. Kyle did some great work but I'm sure everyone has some weird stories. Plus not everything weird always happens in text form. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381244 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 No tinder for me, I'm just here to see weird stories Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 38 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: No tinder for me, I'm just here to see weird stories What that mouth do? TheLastOlympian07, Will, diamond_ace and 1 other 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 21 minutes ago, gorlab said: What that mouth do? Why don't u come over and let me show u bby Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted October 23, 2016 Author Share Posted October 23, 2016 36 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: Why don't u come over and let me show u bby stevo 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 5 hours ago, gorlab said: What that mouth do? complain gorlab and Molholt 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381360 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,432 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I literally swipe right on everyone and have gotten no matches. Strange indeed. (it's a joke I don't use Tinder) TheLastOlympian07 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381388 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Streetlight said: I literally swipe right on everyone and have gotten no matches. Strange indeed. (it's a joke I don't use Tinder) nice try. we all know youre just trying to play it off as a joke. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,432 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Just now, TheLastOlympian07 said: nice try. we all know youre just trying to play it off as a joke. Oh damn, my secret's out! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381391 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted October 24, 2016 Author Share Posted October 24, 2016 Dude tell them in your profile how godly you are at Megaman X. I was like 30% willing to bone you from that and I'm straight as an arrow... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 somebody said tinder ? gorlab 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381413 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've only met three girls from Tinder thus far and they have all been pleasant enough, though I've only kept seeing two of them. I had one over for the day yesterday and she's a bit of a character. Often makes inappropriate jokes, comments, and non-sequiturs. For example, one time a friend of hers asked to take nude photos of her for an art project. The pictures are super tasteful and are mostly just zooms on her shoulder blades and other such things, and the photographer's girlfriend was there too to make it less weird, and they gave her some booze for her services. So I have her over, and she's meeting my brother for the first time, and they're on the subject of everyone's innocence or lack thereof, and she tells him, "No, I'm not that innocent, I once agreed for a dude to take naked pictures of me for a case of beer." I laughed because I knew the full story, but you could tell my brother was thinking like, "Wow, this girl's kind of fucked." We also watched porn for the lulz earlier that day, so he wasn't entirely wrong. Jericho 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 So many dates from tinder until it stopped working. Honestly no "strange experiences", just some awkward ones to say the least but most have been good. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-381778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Aaaaaaand now I watched porn for the lulz with the other Tinder girl I'm seeing. I'm beginning to think girls just love watching porn with people but they're too embarrassed to admit it. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382044 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 1 hour ago, JardyB10 said: Aaaaaaand now I watched porn for the lulz with the other Tinder girl I'm seeing. I'm beginning to think girls just love watching porn with people but they're too embarrassed to admit it. wth Also is anybody else having trouble logging in? I need to get my daily swipes in. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I'm having trouble logging in because of my lack of attempting. BOOM 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 You people and tinder Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382072 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Honestly my tinder box gets a decent amount of use but I'm only lvl 54 fire making, I'll work on it later but right now I'm trying to get my wood cutting up to 60 so I can cut yews outside the varrock castle. solas, BOOM, stevo and 2 others 5 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted October 26, 2016 Author Share Posted October 26, 2016 1 hour ago, Higgins said: Honestly my tinder box gets a decent amount of use but I'm only lvl 54 fire making, I'll work on it later but right now I'm trying to get my wood cutting up to 60 so I can cut yews outside the varrock castle. nailed it. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,432 Posted October 27, 2016 Share Posted October 27, 2016 On 10/23/2016 at 7:35 PM, Jericho said: Dude tell them in your profile how godly you are at Megaman X. I was like 30% willing to bone you from that and I'm straight as an arrow... Oh yeah good idea! I'll go add that right away. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-382229 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 So, is this effective for having like, relationships? I'm not really looking for anything serious or long term, just someone to talk to, cuddle, and fuck. Now that I'm single I'm realizing how much time I spend talking to my gf and I need someone to step into that role. And hey, don't got to be loyal no more, so might as well get the physical perks too! Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-396049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 depends on how good u look and how well u can talk to girls Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-396050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted December 11, 2016 Author Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 minute ago, ADwyer87 said: So, is this effective for having like, relationships? I'm not really looking for anything serious or long term, just someone to talk to, cuddle, and fuck. Now that I'm single I'm realizing how much time I spend talking to my gf and I need someone to step into that role. And hey, don't got to be loyal no more, so might as well get the physical perks too! it's like 99% random hoes but i met my girlfriend through it. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/34718-strange-tinder-experiences-thread/#findComment-396051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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