Kesler 1,514 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 completely wrecked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 completely wrecked. The best type of complete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Wow I made a long OP. Anyway, my buddy is bowling and he texte me a picture of Damien's player.... Disregard that I can't upload pictures directly from my phone. But trust me, it was GIYGAS. I'm way too drunk for Wednesday. It's not even 8. I'm generally not this drunk at this time on normal week days. wut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 completely wrecked. im on dat good juice and apple sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) So basically the result of last night was me passing out in the middle of a movie on my basement floor around midnight, then waking up at 6 AM and being totally wired for some reason. No hangover, but I wouldn't have minded if I puked up all the shit I drank and ate last night. Editor's Note: I did wake up between passing out and actually going to bed, as evidenced as the post I made on here around 1 AM lol Edited July 13, 2014 by Sandro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler 885 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 im on dat good juice and apple sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Love apple sauce. Tyler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kareykoala 62 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Official Who to Judge Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Official Who to Judge Thread Dont judge me for loving apple sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 Getting irresponsible at BPs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler 885 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Getting irresponsible at BPs fishbowl fridays eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 You bet. Buddy's buddy works there, so I got like, 10 plus a pizza for $66. Now were going Gabbos. Work tomorrow is going to blow, hahaha gorlab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 TIL Regina >> Saskatoon re: Broads. There's like, 25 people here, and just as many girls as there would be a full house at any saskatoon bar. More Indians though. -5 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 My crew chief/bro is absurdly wasted. Tonight may be a gong show. Buddy's like "don't try to keep up with him," I'm like "motherfucker I HAVE kept up with him, alcohol intolerance is weird like that." I can write posts to my internet friends, he can't form a coherent sentence. Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 I'm still gonna sim ASG. I would have before I went for drinks, but was having complications with scoring sliders before I left. Prospect game may or may not be delayed depending when I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Oh so I never followed up on the threesome opportunity - so the sister was in a long turn relationship and didn't like the size of my massive penis grinding up on her last week so I did what any respectable man would do: I asked her to make out with her cousin on my lap for me. It was hot and made me wet... you know.. like a little dogwater got through... then i made out / finger blasted her cousin and have the option to call her and honestly judging by how wet i made her.. I feel like she'll be coming back for seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 So on a more humane note I just came back from a stag party... i blew like 200 bucks (no.. dollars, jardy, not penises) and we ended up going to Woodbridges finest strip joint Whiskeys. Now I used to have a friend that worked there (she's a firefighter now) and she always told me it was full of dirty hookers... turns out it was right...i mean... she was right. EXCEPT... this one dancer... definitely way above her league in there... so me, not intending on spending any dances there... ended up making a bee-line for her (Ava - Hungarian background) and leading her to the dance room. Needless to say - the groom had a good time and I get Ava something to think about.. Oh... and I always won from a raffle A VINTAGE TEMMU SELANNE JETS JERSEY!!!!!1 PICS TO FOLLOW SO I PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 And now I just found out one of my friends didn`t make it through his second bout of chemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 i am fuckin torn... and his son just turned one last week.At least he's not in pain anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squinty 116 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 And now I just found out one of my friends didn`t make it through his second bout of chemo. sorry to hear that man, keep your chin up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 Sorry Philip. . I also have a friend who didn't make it through chemo #2, been wearing his memorial bracelet ever since. Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle 667 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 May die this weekend, it was nice knowing you all. Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 So I'm both high and drunk... and guarded a pool tonight to a) make sure my friends that didn't know how to swim didn't die, to show off my sexy body c) to pick up the foxy ladies. Well.. no one died.... I got really drunk.. I got 4 number. and one blowie... fukc yea... good knigh!t!! Frank, JardyB10, Knight and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,118 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 i fucking love you frank. LET'S DRINK (cuz ure a sky full of stars( Frank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,181 Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 i fucking love you frank. LET'S DRINK (cuz ure a sky full of stars( Next time I'm in Toronto we're gonna fuck that place up! Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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