STZ 5,339 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 TOP TEN VHL PESTS By definition a pest in hockey is a player that gets under the other team's skin. In the VHL this can be attained in a number of different ways; in the sim, in game threads, or on the forum. I think over the past two seasons we've seen the resurgence of discussion and naturally the drama that comes with having an opinion in a virtual hockey league. Remember, none of us are winners, no matter how many peats we accomplish. With that being said here is my rundown of the VHL's Top Ten Pests of this Generation. 10. @Frank Love to hate, hate to love.. Probably one of my favorite members, but he knows how to get under people's skin if need be. 9. @Banackock His GM methods have definitely been subject of discussion. High asking prices, and controversial dealings - he's always doing whatever it takes to get an advantage for his team. He's a classy GM and has proven year after year that he can lose with dignity.. An underrated pest. 8. @701 The forgotten pest. He's quieted down over the years, and instead is a historic inactive player who set records last year in scoring. Never forget Smooth Jive and the chaos he left in his path. 7. @Bushitroll He's Back, and has been stirring the pot. Hopefully he stays active and moves up the list - but he has a real job, and makes real money, and gets his dick sucked by a real girl. 6. @TheLastOlympian07 This cunt intentionally skipped weeks of VHL Trivia just to fuck with the memberbase. Also active in being a little scratch and sniffer in game threads. 5. @BobertZ He tries really hard - and you gotta give him credit for trying really hard. It's just too bad we've all seen this show too many times, and no one pays attention to it anymore. Nice hot takes in the Magazine tho. 4. @Jericho My comeback member of the year. Always in the middle of things. I've never seen a member explain the difference between professionalism on a simulation hockey forum and professionalism handing out quarter chickens at the Chalet.. This guy burns more than the lemon water they give you after your meal, and is almost as delicious as the chalet sauce itself. 3. @Da Trollfecta Resilience. I've never seen a get get shit on so hard, and not kill himself. kudos. No explanation needed, this guy knows the troll game, and the toll you must pay to get inside that boy's hole. 2. @Kendrick This is the Brad Marchand of the VHL. Huge skill, and probably one of the most hated members on the site - if you aren't on his team. He's no stranger to drama or controversy. He's very opinionated, and won't back down from any fight - no matter how petty it is. Easily one of the most valuable members on this site, and I think that in itself eats away at people who hate him. 1. @Pablo This is the number one troll and pest. Brovy from day one has been one of the most hated guys, but you look at what he's done for the league and the player's he's made. It seems like he can make amazing players, but all he really cares about is just getting under people's skin. I thought about 6 seasons ago his game thread postings during wins of "easy" would just get tired and phase out.. Pretty sure that was his response after two back to back cups. The difference between him and most of the other top five is that he picks his fights. He lays out blatant pesky posts and baits until someone bites and then goes on blast. This new gimmick of posting in rap-form... God Troll Status. TheLastOlympian07, Kendrick, Kesler and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 I'm not number 1? FUCK YOU NotAVHLM-GM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 AHA what a great read @STZ also @Jericho take a seat rookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, BobertZ said: I'm not number 1? FUCK YOU amatuer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Pablo said: amatuer You wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,339 Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, BobertZ said: I'm not number 1? FUCK YOU You're old news.. You're more cute than annoying.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, STZ said: You're old news.. You're more cute than annoying.. hahahaha thats funny STZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, BobertZ said: You wish Oh, thats the truth, but I guess thats a foreign language y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Pablo said: Oh, thats the truth, but I guess thats a foreign language y'all. You can't hold a candle to what i did in the past. If i actually cared about being the best I would. I just don't have the time or the drive to go full "Robbie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, BobertZ said: You can't hold a candle to what i did in the past. If i actually cared about being the best I would. I just don't have the time or the drive to go full "Robbie" I dont have to hold the candle because I got a bomb fire. On top of that I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Pablo said: I dont have to hold the candle because I got a bomb fire. On top of that I win. I got a nuke whats your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, BobertZ said: I got a nuke whats your point? You're irrelevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Pablo said: You're irrelevant? A man holds a nuke is not irrelevant... wait a minute... Donald Trump... FUCK ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,652 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 NO, we are ALL fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,058 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Top 10 Most Beautiful VHL Members #1 Frank evrydayimbyfuglien, frescoelmo and Corco 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, BobertZ said: A man holds a nuke is not irrelevant... wait a minute... Donald Trump... FUCK ME He is so irrelevant that he is the president huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle 667 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 just chill out man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Da Trollfecta said: He is so irrelevant that he is the president huh? He's pretty much a joke. Blaming everything on the dems when his party controls the country. He blames his horrible approval rating on "Fake Media" and claims everything is that. But the only thing that is fake is him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,268 Posted April 5, 2017 Head Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2017 lol @TheLastOlympian07 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, BobertZ said: He's pretty much a joke. Blaming everything on the dems when his party controls the country. He blames his horrible approval rating on "Fake Media" and claims everything is that. But the only thing that is fake is him I think Boberito is the joke here haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, BobertZ said: A man holds a nuke is not irrelevant... wait a minute... Donald Trump... FUCK ME Dont try to step up to the plate, I'll strike you out in only 2 throws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Da Trollfecta said: I think Boberito is the joke here haha Says a guy who has a goalie who lets in 5-6 goals a game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluObieZ 1,125 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Just now, Pablo said: Dont try to step up to the plate, I'll strike you out in only 2 throws. Trump is an absolute moron. I'll stand my ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, BobertZ said: Trump is an absolute moron. I'll stand my ground Heres an L you can take as a souvenir for standing in a ring with a GOAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Top 10 Most Beautiful VHL Members #Ultimate Champion: hedgehog337 #1 Frank Edited April 5, 2017 by hedgehog337 Frank 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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