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Let's just forget Warren exists eh? Inject it into my veins Ok, fuck off

Evan R Lawson. I think that's it? @Stoffidayjust in case

Goddddd Dammit Warren

I'll stick with D. Big enough to be hot and be grabbable but not big enough to be a major burden

i think that's big? i literally googled "big boob size"

34D please

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Females have different body parts than Males if you aren't aware. This causes 102% of boys to lose their shit anytime they're around a girl. Warren is no exception. Currently with the Ottawa Lynx of the VHLM, she's endured the pain of being a female in a male dominated league. "I always have opponents chirping me or hitting on me on the ice. It's fucking disgusting, but my Ottawa teammates are always there to help me out," Warren says. We got a chance to speak to Elias Dahlberg of Davos and heard his thoughts on being a future teammate of Katie's. Dahlberg said, "Yeah I've seen that Warren ckick. She's pretty good, got some nice hands and some sick passes. Also some nice tits too. I'm excited for her to come up to Davos though, we can proably get some chemistry on and off the ice if you know what I mean Dahlberg winks she's gonna be a vital part of this team in the future, and the VHLM is only just the beginning for her." When asked about this, Warren stated, "He's not wrong, my passes are crisp, hands are silky and I also have nice tits. But if that meth head tries to get with me he's got another thing coming." It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

TL;DR - No

1. Pretty alright, but Warren is just heating up and will be a force to be reckoned with 2. I think we're underperforming a little, but d_a knows what he's doing so im not worried 3. Absolutely fucking not they suck 4. Everyone. They all hit on Katie 5. Lacrosse, because why not? 6. I would move it to North Korea, because almighty Kim Jong Un is a great leader and deserves a hockey team to reward his people with and show the world what a truly great leader he is. I'd name it the Leopards because they're cute

Do you wanna fucking throw hands

I may not have returned as GM, but my player is on Team USA so I'll take it

Coming back and applying for Team USA My GMing experience is in my signature

Is this that make-a-wish kid

i already have mcwolf

oh fuck i did not, my bad

"already ahead of davos" yeahhhhhhhh i dunno man. and I applaud you, you've done good work, and i hope wahl does win a title there. my piece was that davos is coming out of a rebuild while calgary is entering one

Right, but my point was is that I'm trying to pay them equally

Wait, these aren't my lines..

I've already talked to Dahlberg in discord about not saying that stuff so you can't call me our for favoritism here

Well, if this isn't satire then this is a really awful way of coming out and saying you want a trade. Yknow, maybe like talking to your GM or something would be better. I'm gonna pretend this isn't satire and explain this for maybe the 5th time already. Dahlberg is the player I planned on building around, and he went 2nd overall. He asked for a bigger contract and I had no problem doing so because again, 2nd overall. I gave contracts based on draft position, and that's only the first season. Even though you went 9th, you have the second biggest contract on the TEAM. On top of this, all rookies are getting paid the same after this season. How much is Dahlberg making in S66? 1M. How much are you making in S66? 1M. oh shit. Dahlberg got more money because he asked for more. Not to mention, if you win ANY award you get a contract bonus. I don't understand on why you insist on turning this into a problem discussion everytime it's brought up. Even if this is a satire post, I've explained this many times so there's no reason for this to be a thing.

Davos is competing for a cup next season if you change your mind, you'd really be a big part of a team and you'd have this season to get him back up to speed

PLEASE NO DAVOS NEEDS YOU @jacobaa19

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