Jamie

DT such a little bitch ass

Green skinny bitches

The Deadly Duo
 

Valmount on the left side, Davidson on the right.
 
So far this season, the duo of Valmount and Davidson has made a big name for themselves in the VHLM. This duo has been dominating on the ice. Davidson and Valmount have been at the top of the league in points from the start of the season to this moment. Their chemistry is near perfect or maybe it is perfect. While Davidson provides more high-level offensive play, Valmount does it all, he hits and plays a great two-way game. Both players are capable of passing and shooting which makes them unpredictable on the attack. Both of them have their shortfalls so they complete each other on the ice. At the moment Valmount and Davidson each have 37 points.
 


This duo plays for the Bratislava Watchmen, and they have carried the team so far and will continue to do so. Although, the team has gotten much stronger acquiring two great defenseman from a trade.
Personally, Valmount is very, very sad to see a leader of the team go to play for another team. Lenny Face was an important guy off the ice. Valmount will miss him very much.

This week Simon Valmount gave the question spotlight to Alexander Davidson.

What do you think about your linemates?

"I'm a quiet one, but my linemates are awesome. They bug me just enough to know what I'm thinking about and also to know what’s up. On the ice they just know exactly where to be so I can get them the puck. It must be why I'm such a solid passer here and they can benefit with scoring goals. My goodness, it’s kind of like we know where each other is without actually seeing.
Off the ice, they are still awesome. When I'm bored they get me hyped up again and they keep things fresh. It's all about the fun and the jokes on the bench and after the game are great. It just keeps the place alive and makes for a great place to play. Great linemates, can I keep them next year too?" Davidson comments.
 


Opinion about Bratislava's regular season success (so far and future)?

"Much better than I thought it would be. Let's be honest… going into the season not having much of a team I thought we were easily going to be sellers to get something going for the future. You know, try to help someone and just stock up draft picks for next year as you just never know with the VHLM. That's the beauty of the league as every game matters as what some may think of a bare bones team has essentially one of the best scoring tandems in Valmount and Davidson. Who would have thought that before the season would start? I did not and I guess that is why I am not the GM right.. I guess that is why we hired GM Banackock (Mr. Campbell) to make the team good as at the beginning of the season I told him what he wanted to do was up to him. Trade or retain, as long as it’s within the team goals." Davidson said.

Now that Bratislava has acquired two defenseman for a goalie and a pick to complement the team, it sure seems like Banana knows what he is doing. Davidson and Valmount are both liking the success the Watchmen are having and hopes to continue that success. They also hope for the same success with the new members they just added.

Wingate needs to f off

I apply
 
 
Edit: Why choose me? This would be my first job, good experience. yay
 
I want a job!

Well, days go by and the drive getting there to and from the desk to put out something about something well in general about anything just seems like more work than reward for what it is. Each day I come to the desk thinking of writing something for the ever small crowd who actually gives a damn about the weirdness of my life the harder it is to pick up a pen and just write anything. 
 
This week as I return back to work and real life mixes in with the virtual things just begin to go blah and turn into a blank and it just turns into a burden. Like a homework assignment. Ya know, when the fun of writing a piece whether for self promotion to get a conversation going or to just earn your weekly points just to hold off. It once again is beginning to feel like homework. It brings questions of if I wanted a homework assignment wouldn't I just go back to school? It's almost like it, having everything graded with a fine tooth comb just like my teachers would do. I hated writing the big essays and found ways to work the page counts when I was in school. Give me fun and interaction over what feels like homework everyday of the week.

Ronson Faux is my favorite VHL player.

Looks like Marcel has to get stomped by big bro

I'll do Jamie........

Simon Valmount spent few days during the offseason with his family back in Utsjoki, Finland. Mostly known as a very cold country, it was and still is very hot weather in Finland. When Valmount was in Utsjoki, it was very, very hot. +25°C, some times close +30°C! That's hot. Too hot. Sun was out all the time too, only few clouds here and there. Valmount enjoyed the weather and at the same didn't like it. Everyone was sweating like crazy.
We Finns aren't used to hot weather, +20°C is enough. During winter time we have too cold weather and summer is too hot, there's no such a thing as "good weather". 
Because of the hot weather, Valmount didn't really like to train, so he spent more time with his dear family members. Although he wanted to train more, it was just nearly impossible. One thing was very nice... On the way back to Bratislava, Valmount stopped in Helsinki to go the beach (before taking the flight), and that was very refreshing.
 
Finnish weather sucks. jRuutu can confirm this!!

Yay Bernie Gow 1st career shutout !

First of all, I’d like to welcome our new GM, Banackock, to Bratislava Watchmen!
 
The VHL Entry Draft was last Saturday. This draft wasn’t as good as some other drafts before, but the top 5 were for sure pretty good. Simon Valmount was drafted 4th overall by Riga Reign. Riga’s General Manager Jim Gow (flyersfan1493) had two first round picks - the 4th pick and 5th. Right after drafting Valmount Riga announced that they will be drafting Le’Sean Coutzen. Two very good players.
 

Drafted!
 
Simon Valmount knew that Riga or Helsinki would draft him, so it didn’t come as a surprise that he was the 4th pick of the draft. Valmount is very happy to be part of an awesome team such as Riga Reign. Although, at the moment Riga’s team is not the best, but we are moving forward and we’ll be a great team in the future, sooner or later. But we do have some good players in the team right now, such as Bernie Gow, Captain Bronson Faux, Jakob Ackerman, Raphael Pettyfer and Griffin Simons. Not to mention Riga’s good prospect pool too.
 
Valmount was spending time with his family in Utsjoki, Finland when the entry draft happened. So, when he heard that Riga Reign had taken Valmount under their organization, he felt joy and excitement. Then Valmount decided to work and train even harder. Hopefully, he will not overwork himself, since Valmount is known for taking somethings a little bit over the limit.
 

You can see Utsjoki’s location on the map.
 
 
When you get drafted 4th overall in a draft class what isn’t the best, everyone expects you to become a spectacular player. There’s lots of pressure on you. Of course, there’s pressure through the whole season before the draft.
 

kesler will always be kesler

Seattle winning broke the VHL

Seattle winning broke the VHL

Have mercy on me, VHL graders

Tears of joy.

Didn't even think I'd make it, let alone 1st ballot.

Tears of joy.

Didn't even think I'd make it, let alone 1st ballot.

I actually voted for you but it was tied until the last voter.

With S44 just about to begin, Bronson Faux, captain of the Riga Reign, has been pushing hard in training camp. Having his doubts in the Riga rebuild as of late with other teams making moves, he decided to embrace it and after the draft his mood started coming up. Working with Simon Valmount and Le'Sean Coutzen has been wonderful and he knows that these two are going to be superstars for the Reign as soon as next season.

Then you have guys like Jakub Ackerman, Raphael Pettyfer and Griffon Simons who remain on the roster from last season but have recently started to push more. Faux who is also a young player and is still developing looks forward to playing with this team and competing next season. He sees lots of potential in all of these players and with sure thing Bernie Gow in net, anything can happen. Faux looks to embrace his captain role as a young player and make sure all Riga Reign prospects flourish into everything they can be.

Of course gorlab can't math

Updated based on update pages and did leader pages as well!