McWolf

@Juice, @fromtheinside you guys take care. Thanks a lot for admitting that you need to step back. It's tough to lead a fun role like this one, but it's always better to step down while you're on top rather than waiting for someone to forcefully remove you. Mad resepcts.

I bought many virtual ability preservers

wow how dare they

Hey. I did it. For the first time in my two VHL careers, I became a free agent. At the start of both careers, I pictured myself staying loyal to one team for my the full 8-season and, both times, I ended up being traded 2 or 3 times. And both for very different reasons. McWolf was this future Hall of Famer that teams wanted on the team. Hornet is looking like he struggle to fit in wherever he goes. He gets on a team late in a season, scores a bunch, the team has a fun time in the playoffs and then it all goes to crap the next season so he gets traded again. Until this time where I decided to move on myself. And the objective with this last tour is clear and simple, I want to win a Continental Cup. It's the last season of my second career, meaning it'll be my 16th VHL season, and I have yet to even play in a single Cup Finals. I always pictures myself staying loyal to my draft team until we got good and won together as a team that struggled together. But now I'm getting tired of it, and I'm willing to just sell my soul to the devil and join a powerhouse if that's what I need to do to win once and for all.

I see you Tri, can't wait to see what your next player's story is

buzz buzz

I can deal with that

how can i afford the bus?

This little boy is almost an adult now.

Welcome to your new home @Hex Universe

I know who to copy. I was proud with my 7 lmao

the Seychelles flag it's beautiful

Nice end to a great career. Just a shame we always fell down in the playoffs. Enjoy your new player, bud!

something something someone FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

he called dibs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and 100% of them got invited to the BoG after getting this job too. DC AGMing is an actual life hack for people looking to move up in the VHL hierarchy.

tbf, he had dibs

Season 79 VHLM Draft Lottery Date: July 14th, 2021 Time: now-ish The only four teams involved in the lottery are the four teams that missed the playoffs in Season 78, and their odds to win are as follows: 12th-placed Miami Marauders @InstantRockstar - 30% 11th-placed Las Vegas Aces @JigglyGumballs - 25% 10th-placed Mississauga Hounds @Zetterberg - 25% 9th-placed Ottawa Lynx - 20% The lottery only affects the first round, the rest of the picks will proceed in the regular order. Results

Big Al sucks Big Al is love Congrats my man!

Hornet - Scoring also note: i'm at 14mil rn and bought 19mil worth of stuff but it's my last season and i'm at least in the 5mil bracket in the upcoming season

yeah I'd pay more than that just for him to tell me about his day

@dlamb has recently been named the new GM of the Warsaw Predators. We wish him the best of luck with his new position and we'd like to thank him for the efforts he made as the GM of the Ottawa Lynx. The other implication of this promotion is that the Ottawa Lynx GM spot is now vacant, so we'll be looking to hire a replacement in the coming week. Please reply to this thread if you are interested in the position. Thanks, and good luck!

yes god

@Trunkxolotl

it's not too late