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Also claiming for doubles week. IDC. Should be x2 or x3 media week, but I'll settle for one. YW.

Good evening, I wrote this a while ago and the forum decided the PM I was using decided to randomly close and lose everything that I typed. This caused me to angrily revolt into the Bears LR, take a sip of my vodka fresca, finish my vodka fresca, and the eventually make a soda stream cola and rum. Following that, I played a few matches of Apex (let's play together?) with my brother and a buddy and now I'm a few more drinks deep before supper and you find me here. As everyone's who is connected with the league knows, the Seattle Bears have history dawning back to the moment the league gained it's light. The Bears have had some of the best players call their organization home and have numerous individual and team awards to decorate their hallways for years to come. Unless you've lived under a rock like Spartan, you'd know that the Bears recently have created one of the best dynasties in the modern, most competitive age of the VHL. During this period, we've won 4 out of 7 Continental cups and have collected many individuals awards while also gaining history on many, many notable Bears careers. Throughout my time as Bears GM, It's been my drive and hope that anyone who joins the team does so in pursuit of skill, overall success and absolute loyalty to the team. I don't mean to sound like a dick, but it's pretty obvious, we want you if you want us. If you don't want to be here for whatever reason (and we respect that), then do that. We dont want you. Give us a chance and the Bears are the team that I say and people who join have learned this. Don't listen to me, listen to them. Now, since S67, the team has been full of wonderful dynastic history and players. We've made league history and amazing friendships along the way. The GM does a major portion of the work, but these people built into the system and we've come together and created the history that we've made. Without them, like any other team, we wouldn't have the success we've had. Their loyalty, skill and personalities came together to create a chemistry that outputted success for the Bears organizations. We're excited to name these teams to the rafters. To be celebrated for the rest of time. For as long as the VHL and Seattle Bears are a thing, these players will be remembered as some of the best players to throw a Bears jersey over their shoulders and maybe if they're not close to the best, these guys are 3-4x Continental Cup champions. If you shit talk them, all I have to say is "lol". Berocka Sundqvist Player Page Berocka was a member of the Bears that joined a season later than the rest but last a season longer than most. When he initially joined the team, it took a bit to earn his weight and he struggled right off the hop. Despite kicking and crying like most would (and forcing a trade), he stuck to the rhythm and to the team and it would lead to one of the more successful, dominant careers. Call it what you will, but he was a consistent player that was loyal to the bone. He was a major factor in all of Seattle's wins and one of our most vocal players in the locker room. While everyone else was out causing trouble for the sake of activity, rivalry and fun, Berocka was on the inside being the voice of reason. He may say otherwise, but he's as soft as a banana that has sat in the light and warmth too long. Thank you, Aussie man @Berocka, for everything that you did for the team. Your absence is already felt and I will miss you being part of the major day to day team things. Fortunately, he remains SC. STATS: HULK HOGAN Player Page One of the more polarizing members that you either love, hate or enjoy his entertainment. For Seattle, he was number 1 and number 3. At the start of it all, he was an absolute massive steal. The fact that we were able to draft him 5th overall still blows our minds to this day. A player who earns an incredible amount of TPE, is very active and stays with an organization for the entire career is rare to come by. If you want to put the cherry on top, he added a few awards and pitched in on many continental cups and accomplished more than a majority of players will ever dream of, let alone actually accomplish. The guy loves Adam Sandler a little too much, but it's that same passion that made him extremely successful in the VHL and with the Seattle Bears. Hogan was one of the most loyal members I've ever had in a locker room and was a very smart teammate and member to have on-board. He holds numerous records with the Bears like all-time assists and 2nd all-time for shots blocked. HULK AMANIA will always be alive in Seattle. Thank you, BROGAN @TXC (why did you change your username dumb ass?), for everything that you did for the team. Your absence is already felt and I will miss you being part of the major day to day team things. HOPEFULLY, you come back and quit being a bitch. Make some more pork chops and take over the league. STATS: AND LASTLY... A SPECIAL-ER HONOR.. RAYZ FUNK (stupid ass autocorrect) Players Page It started from day one. The master plan to add him to the Seattle Bears (he knows). Once he was added, the mission started. He was the biggest piece to the puzzle and while not everything was because of him like some of the dim-witted think, a good portion was because of him. Talk about meh and hot? He turned it up during the playoff and is easily the best playoff player of all-time. Kanou and shit compared to him no matter what anyone tries to say. Rayz Funk is easily the biggest, best and baddest playoff performer off all-time and is the best goalie to ever put on the pads, jock strap and jersey for the Bears organization. He holds 99.34% of all records for Bears goalies. Beketov will claim a few but does not compare even if he tries to. Rayz is destined for many great things - HoF for his player and an eventual GM career despite being FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY for less right now. Thank you, @Rayzor_7, for everything that you did for the team. Your absence is already felt and I will miss you being part of the major day to day team things. Fortunately, he remains SC. Not only will his jersey be retired to the rafters, but his number will be retired with the Seattle Bears. STATS: Thank you for taking the time to read this painful announcement. In the future, I promise you I will drink less. To these 4 members, I thank you for everything you've done for the Bears and the VHL. The last many seasons with you have been so much fun. We've put in so much time, effort and emotion to this league and have come out on top. Always will you each hold a special place in the organization and the league. Sorry if this announcement is not that good. I announced it earlier today and then started to drink but as you know, I always get things done on time (or try my best to). Take look at the Bears all-time stats: HERE VHL HoF : HERE Thanks,

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Good luck over there @KaleebtheMighty

Keep up the good work, everyone listed!!

MEDAL ROUNDS TODAY... things getting heated!! JOIN THE BATTLE - DEFEAT THE ENEMY! https://discord.gg/665CypzR

Woo Hoo! Also, @Commissioner @Josh (I'll even tag @Will as the first two haven't gotten to it yet...). These 2 are also outstanding and haven't yet been added to the team. Undrafted players should be added into FA in the future if it's a feature we can add for the portal? Jackson Richard Dommy Hasek

Donald Trump mentioned before his race with Hillary that if he didn't win he wouldn't accept it and that there was fraud. I just watched a shit ton of videos on it and all of the old presidents leaving office and welcoming new president-elects. I believe a majority of them handed it over respectfully and such. They probably weren't the happiest but always seemed happy and put USA and democracy first. Bush was inviting Obama over. McCain would correct people when they said Obama was a bad person during their race with "he isn't. He's a good man". Trump was calling fraud during his 2016 race and he's calling fraud now. The fake video that circulated Trump ended up posting on his Youtube account after Twitter took it down on Trump JR's page... they fixed the little noise at 35 seconds and now to me, you can't tell it's fake and I only do because I seen the original... and you should of seen how scary some of the comments were.. There's election fraud but it's okay for you to toss around misinformation and fake videos etc If there's fraud, fine. For the sake of democracy I'd accept it... but I just need to see the proof of all these stats and what he's saying. Either way, he has given team USA an enjoyable platform to mock during VHL's S74 World Cup.

Player Page - Aksu Maronen S75: 3,000,000 * VHLM S76: 1,000,000 S77: 1,000,000 We're excited to add @aksuko to the organization and locker room. Have had a brief conversation with them that went very well and we here in Seattle are excited to assist @Spartan and Las Vegas in the development of the giant, Finnish goalie AKSU MARONEN!

Man trump should be checked into a hospital.. his tweets are nuts. Where is he getting all these stats and stuff from? Where’s the evidence? No one that supports him cares to see the evidence. Far right media and trump spew it and they just eat it up

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The song is about not blinking because life goes by way too fast - similar to each of your players

@Kachur I KNEW there was a song written about your VHL players

Another great career!