Banackock

Not as close but still... FEDEROV

Close one! FEDEROV

Hi, Bana here with another quick 150 blab for 2 TPE. This season has been a big one for me. Not only did it see my blow up my team for peanuts, but it commenced another big rebuild for the Seattle franchise. This one is the hardest. Maybe it's because my heels are dragging and I was really holding out for that #1 spot all-time for Bears GM's in wins.. who knows.. but man, that LR is quiet and that's surprising considering we have both commissioner in there and a VHL GM. Not to mention the beautiful twat known as @BluObieZ. Aside from those 2 big things, Federov and Forsberg are also racing for MVP awards. I can't imagine either one will win it and it will either go to Shephard for goals scored or Mcallister but you never know. Federov is having great season and playing physical and Forsberg is lights out with the points and is the league leader. Again though, like Boubabi said, the votes will probably go somewhere else. Speaking of which, sites been quieter lately. Bring @boubabi back. And theres word count and 2 TPE. Have a great Monday and an enjoyable week, VHL.

+5 Kovalchuk

Hi beautiful VHLers. It's that time of week again where I quickly scurry through my shit so that I can get my weekly stuff don't and can chill and only pop on to look at stats. The rebuild is a tough one. Betty Whites pussy has more activity than my locker room and it's a good quick in the balls for my spirit on the site. fortunately, Oslo is doing solid and @Higgins has me teaching McAllister how it's done in his final season of play (fun rivalry. Don't be like @pennypenny and take things to heart). For Smirnov, things are going semi-shitty. 31 points in 46 games wasn't what i was hoping for. Honestly, was hoping for a lights our performance but all in all he isn't doing too terrible. I helped @Laflamme with his build (pretty normal build for anyone in the VHL who is lazy, doesn't want to be different but magically wants to dominate) and it's worked well for him so thats what I'm going for. Anyway, thats word count so keep keeping on and can't wait for next monday's obnoxious, quick TPE blast off. +2 Smirnov

Hmm. I just see my players twice which means banackock for MVP.

YEP

7 pt game haha @Higgins

I tried but even I'm slowly dying

@DollarAndADream heh, thanks man. This win gave me #460 as a Bear and puts me above Greg’s 459 for 1st all-time

But also, you can read up on 99.9% of my articles too. :O

I’ll have to get back to you on that one. Though, scale of 1-10. How much does your butt hurt?

VHL Rumor Mill The Helsinki Titans have been known to be on the market every single season for quite sometime and during this past off-season, they made know mistake in reminding the VHL that they once again were. With a big splash, they claimed half the Seattle roster in a discount bakery high-way steal. BUT, it seems only a short while later they're back in the market. GM @Higgins and right hand man @boubabi were spotted holding hands in the local "Ride or Die for Seniors" store (pretty good name on the go when you think about it deeply). Currently, they're looking to purchase some walkers, canes, drivable scooters and hip screws for the rest of the team. The Toronto Legion have currently been in talks with one of the rebuilding teams and RUMOR HAS IT it involves their first overall for this season. Though, it was speculative and unsure what was coming back to them. One report says, a future first from said team and another one said a bunch of hand lotions made from aloe, plus some anus needle steroids to make your pecs and legs bigger. While not confirmed, little bitch @pennypenny was behind this move as his legs are little toothpicks and snap like celery. The New York Americans have dipped a little in the standings - which to me, is a little surprising. Seems as though @Spade18 maybe should have went with the best player, Mattias Forsberg, when the trade offers were on the table. Thus, we believe one of their big named players could be on the chopping block soon enough - likely in the off-season. Will it be Casey Jones @der meister or the big boy himself in Colton Rayne who has both played decently, but not amazingly. Those close with the organization say both stay, but if the offer involves a $20 McDonalds gift card, hair gel and a Disney DVD collection of at least 10 movies, a deal could be possibly made. +2 Smirnov

@BarzalGoat 1. Thoughts on the league so far? 2. Thoughts on your play so far? 3. Comparing to an NHL player, who are you making your VHL player similar too? (Barzal???? ? ) 4. Does your player have any superstitions? 5. Any specific teams you'd like to play for in the VHL? +1 Smirnov

I was a little late to the party for retiring as I had to wait until that very special moment so I could keep both my GM and secondary player for the season to help Helsinki win another cup. So, obviously I'm a little ways behind the other draftees but have quickly caught up and am now biting at their heels. For Smirnov, I'm making him into a one trick pony right now, which seems to be the shitty way to go in this league. Seattle needs a centre and that's what we got. Kovalev is tearing it up right now and Thompson is playing strong in the VHL, so I think adding both Kovalev and Smirnov to Thompson is going to be awesome and we may even get a little taste of what's up next season when those two come up to the VHL. For Kovalchuk, we're not sure quite yet where he's heading in the VHL, but we're making him in similar form (and that could be whats fucking us actually for Oslo too). He's offense heavy first with limited put into defence, though that'll change here soon before playoffs just to help out a bit. At the moment, Kovy has 26 points and Smirnov has 25 so something must be working here for him right now ? +2 Kovalchuk

1. Thoughts on your season so far? 2. Has their been any surprises this season for you in terms of the VHL standings or players play? 3. Who do you think ends up in the finals? Willing to predict how many games it goes to? 4. Does Thompson formally wear the "C" next season? 5. What moves would you like Seattle to pull potentially in the upcoming off-season? @Beketov +1 Kovalchuk

Decent And good work. See youuuu on the ice

Hate to be that guy, but a profile should be 500 words at minimum. Dunno the official thing but just letting you know so you don’t lose out on TPE as it looks good and overall I like what I see. I think it clocks in at 432. @ShawnGlade

tomorrows a new day

weird.

overrated

bears

da bears

Awesome!

Very crazy, yeah. Good for hockey in Canada though, fuck teams like Carolina, Arizona, Florida etc. I think he'll do amazing there. New York is shit and he was cast in a shadow of being a great player on a shit team. I even have a Tavares chubby right now.