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Wendy "Kandee" Cain was traded this Tuesday in a blockbuster move to the Minnesota Storm, here we have her comments on the matter. "Well, it fucking happened. I bought a new place, spruced it up, bought some nice art, moved all my shit out and now I'm traded. I'm in a bad mood right now because I've spent the last week in hotels, I'm not buying a new place so I'm just gonna crash at random places until the season ends and I can go home. I'll probably stay in Philly or I might go back to Chicago, I guess I'll figure it out after the season is over. I'm not happy about it but I guess I don't really have a say in the matter. As for the team... they're quiet. The fun party atmosphere of Philly is all but a distant memory. Just talking about lines, random stuff, boring stuff.. No 'Hey' or 'Good morning'. I don't like it. Remember when I complained about the emoji game or lack thereof in Saskatoon. Same story, different locker room. It's appalling. I could sit here and ride out the season and not complain but thats not who I am. If I don't like something I'm gonna tell you. And I don't like Minnesota much. Its fucking cold and boring. State of hockey my ass. Can't wait to get out of here, the sooner the better. I'm homesick." This emotional statement from Wendy gives us insight on her thoughts on the trade. Join us next week and thanks for reading!

Do you celebrate a lot of holidays and do you encourage your team to celebrate with you? How do you feel the team is gelling together? Type of Skates you use? Most useless VHL Brand and what you think they should be replaced with. Teach me something, give me a random fact. one interest you have other than hockey. Minnesota is lame I guess they dont have their own presser Qs, using yours 1. I celebrate the usual ones, that everyone does, so I don't need to encourage my team so celebrate, because they already do. 2. Minnesota lost a few games when I joined so that kind of sucks, and they're a quiet bunch. 3. Bauer 4. Overarmor or whatever the fuck Dills talks about, just kill it. 5. John Lennon died on December 8th, 1980 6. Music, writing, playing, and listening.

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Where's the hype for me?? Haven't found it

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@Nykonax Boy am I glad I stumbled upon this, you might wanna consider how your behavior in this thread may affect job prospects in other leagues :Zoomeyes:

As the season continues to pound the Philadelphia Reapers down the standings, we reached out to Wendy Cain regarding her previous comments on trade rumors surrounding herself. She was adamant that she wanted to stay on the Reapers for the remainder of the season, but this time around she had this to say: "Yeah I talked to Blade. She's in a tough spot, tanking is never fun for a GM, nor is it fun for a team. If she needs to move me and get back something nice for her next season cup run so be it. I know my future in this league is unknown so getting back something a little less unknown would be nice. So looks like the Kandee Shop is open for business, come and get it boys. I still think I'm worth four 1st round picks but it looks like the stingy GMs might not think so. I'm still the best damn goalie in the league so you would be stupid not to try and get me, and double stupid to not give blade what she wants and risk losing me to the other team. I'll always love Philly and I will always let them win against me. Let's win that draft lottery, go Reapers." It looks like she still feels strongly towards Philly but knows the business side is tough and you have to sell assets while they are valuable or risk getting nothing. We'll see you back next time. Thanks for reading.

Who is first up for trade bait? Philly is not doing so hot atm what assets do you think we will move (if any)and why? If you could change our team colours what would you change them to? Who is the weirdest Player in our locker room? Are you more of a forum LR member or a Discord LR member and why? What inspires you to keep going in the tough times. Oddest thing you have slipped into someone else's hockey bags. 1. Trade your AGM. He is a bully and a scoundrel. 2. Black and white. Something classy and scary 3. Walter. He has brain damage for sure 4. Discord. Forums are for losers. 5. I just think about my brothers and how much more I'm getting laid than them and everything is coming up Kandee. And Kandee is coming too 6. My phone number

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Ok but I didn't say we DONT suck