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If suckin dick is marriage then I need to move to Utah

If suckin dick is marriage then I need to move to Utah

If suckin dick is marriage then I need to move to Utah

This just in, Wendy Kandee Cain and Tyler Barabash Jr. have announced their Marriage and in turn she has decided to apply for dual citizenship and play for Team Canada this WJC. We hear they will have a full press release later this week. 

As the season continues to pound the Philadelphia Reapers down the standings, we reached out to Wendy Cain regarding her previous comments on trade rumors surrounding herself. She was adamant that she wanted to stay on the Reapers for the remainder of the season, but this time around she had this to say: 
 
"Yeah I talked to Blade. She's in a tough spot, tanking is never fun for a GM, nor is it fun for a team. If she needs to move me and get back something nice for her next season cup run so be it. I know my future in this league is unknown so getting back something a little less unknown would be nice. So looks like the Kandee Shop is open for business, come and get it boys. I still think I'm worth four 1st round picks but it looks like the stingy GMs might not think so. I'm still the best damn goalie in the league so you would be stupid not to try and get me, and double stupid to not give blade what she wants and risk losing me to the other team. I'll always love Philly and I will always let them win against me. Let's win that draft lottery, go Reapers."
 
It looks like she still feels strongly towards Philly but knows the business side is tough and you have to sell assets while they are valuable or risk getting nothing. We'll see you back next time. Thanks for reading.

As the season continues to pound the Philadelphia Reapers down the standings, we reached out to Wendy Cain regarding her previous comments on trade rumors surrounding herself. She was adamant that she wanted to stay on the Reapers for the remainder of the season, but this time around she had this to say: 
 
"Yeah I talked to Blade. She's in a tough spot, tanking is never fun for a GM, nor is it fun for a team. If she needs to move me and get back something nice for her next season cup run so be it. I know my future in this league is unknown so getting back something a little less unknown would be nice. So looks like the Kandee Shop is open for business, come and get it boys. I still think I'm worth four 1st round picks but it looks like the stingy GMs might not think so. I'm still the best damn goalie in the league so you would be stupid not to try and get me, and double stupid to not give blade what she wants and risk losing me to the other team. I'll always love Philly and I will always let them win against me. Let's win that draft lottery, go Reapers."
 
It looks like she still feels strongly towards Philly but knows the business side is tough and you have to sell assets while they are valuable or risk getting nothing. We'll see you back next time. Thanks for reading.

Now that we have played a few games, what do your think our team strengths and weaknesses are ? What are your suggestions? If your entire team had to do an Ironman Triathlon (2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, 26.2 mile run), who would finish first and last respectively? Would your rather be more talented or have a high "Hockey IQ" Best hockey player of all time and why? Best quote from your Twitter feed that you posted after a game. If you could steal the skills of any active player in the league, from who would you steal? 1. As a team, our strengths are our good looks and ability to flirt with fans. Weaknesses, well, winning.
2. Walter would finish last, because he's fat. I would finish first because a strong man would carry me.
3. I don't need to choose, I have everything.
4. My brother Aleister Cain. Because he's the best.
5. I don't post about games, only about relationships.
6. I would steal Walter Clement's big cock with my mouth

bloos sucks and so does houston

There has been some buzz around Reapers starting goalie Wendy "Kandee" Cain, with lots of teams noticing her skill and growth, and her big "assets" and would love to add her to their squad. Multiple sources have confirmed Philly GM Blade has been asked if she was looking to move Cain, and we asked Cain what she had to say about it. Here is here answer:
 
"Yeah I heard the boys are sniffing around to see if they can get a piece of Kandee, there's a reason I bought a condo in Philly. I told the GMs at the draft to fuck off, and I went to where I wanted to in the draft and my GM was able to get some good pieces before swooping around and picking me up late. I want to be in Philadelphia and play for the Reapers. They are a good team with good people, and have a fun locker room. Even if they speak French or are Latvian or cheer for Buffalo (ew) or have kids or are named Walter (Who the fuck names their kid Walter..?), they are still a loveable bunch with heart and a drive to win. No other team has the atmosphere that Blade built in Philly. Did you know Saskatoon doesn't even have custom emojis in their LR? How the fuck am I supposed to express that I'm sad without a blastoise pepe?? Seriously. Get some god damn custom emojis before you even THINK about offering a trade for me. Anyways, Go Reapers, Fuck Houston, and unless you offer four first round picks for me have fun seeing me play for the other team and being jealous. Ta ta~"
 
Well there you have it, Wendy's statement on trade rumors. See you all next week.

There has been some buzz around Reapers starting goalie Wendy "Kandee" Cain, with lots of teams noticing her skill and growth, and her big "assets" and would love to add her to their squad. Multiple sources have confirmed Philly GM Blade has been asked if she was looking to move Cain, and we asked Cain what she had to say about it. Here is here answer:
 
"Yeah I heard the boys are sniffing around to see if they can get a piece of Kandee, there's a reason I bought a condo in Philly. I told the GMs at the draft to fuck off, and I went to where I wanted to in the draft and my GM was able to get some good pieces before swooping around and picking me up late. I want to be in Philadelphia and play for the Reapers. They are a good team with good people, and have a fun locker room. Even if they speak French or are Latvian or cheer for Buffalo (ew) or have kids or are named Walter (Who the fuck names their kid Walter..?), they are still a loveable bunch with heart and a drive to win. No other team has the atmosphere that Blade built in Philly. Did you know Saskatoon doesn't even have custom emojis in their LR? How the fuck am I supposed to express that I'm sad without a blastoise pepe?? Seriously. Get some god damn custom emojis before you even THINK about offering a trade for me. Anyways, Go Reapers, Fuck Houston, and unless you offer four first round picks for me have fun seeing me play for the other team and being jealous. Ta ta~"
 
Well there you have it, Wendy's statement on trade rumors. See you all next week.

There has been some buzz around Reapers starting goalie Wendy "Kandee" Cain, with lots of teams noticing her skill and growth, and her big "assets" and would love to add her to their squad. Multiple sources have confirmed Philly GM Blade has been asked if she was looking to move Cain, and we asked Cain what she had to say about it. Here is here answer:
 
"Yeah I heard the boys are sniffing around to see if they can get a piece of Kandee, there's a reason I bought a condo in Philly. I told the GMs at the draft to fuck off, and I went to where I wanted to in the draft and my GM was able to get some good pieces before swooping around and picking me up late. I want to be in Philadelphia and play for the Reapers. They are a good team with good people, and have a fun locker room. Even if they speak French or are Latvian or cheer for Buffalo (ew) or have kids or are named Walter (Who the fuck names their kid Walter..?), they are still a loveable bunch with heart and a drive to win. No other team has the atmosphere that Blade built in Philly. Did you know Saskatoon doesn't even have custom emojis in their LR? How the fuck am I supposed to express that I'm sad without a blastoise pepe?? Seriously. Get some god damn custom emojis before you even THINK about offering a trade for me. Anyways, Go Reapers, Fuck Houston, and unless you offer four first round picks for me have fun seeing me play for the other team and being jealous. Ta ta~"
 
Well there you have it, Wendy's statement on trade rumors. See you all next week.

bloos sucks and so does houston

1.) What image do you see our team giving off considering we are called the Reapers?
2.) How does your player fit onto the team?
3.) what are your hope and goals now that you are here?
4.) Are you happy to be drafted to this team?
5.) Position and number
6.) would you like to be a Captain on an Assistant Captain? Why?
7.)Something funny I should know about you as a player as your new GM.
8.) how do you think we will finish in Season 65?
 
1. The image that we will bring death and destruction to both your save percentage and playoff hopes.
2. I don't fit into them and they dont fit into me. Too small.
3. Be the best goalie in reaper history.
4. Yeah I just bought a condo so I didn't want to go to another team
5. Goalie, 25
6. I think I'd be a great captain. I'm a natural leader and people follow me, not just because of the view I give them
7. You've seen all you need to know in the showers. Nothing to laugh at though.
8. Last place

What teammate of yours is the best to follow on Twitter, and why? What is the most bizarre question you have been asked in a press conference during your career and who asked it? Who would win an arm wrestling competition on your team? Who is the biggest practical joker on the team and who gets picked on the most? A story of the best prank pulled would be nice. What is the craziest thing a puck bunny has ever done for your attention? What was your first car? 1. I have a pretty good twitter account, I mostly retweet my favorite celebrities and hot hockey player selfies. If you're hot and play hockey then hit me up in my DMs
2. Someone asked me what my cup size is. Ok thats a lie. No one asked me but I told them anyway.
3. Me. I've been training my arms every day for years, I have a strong grip and know how to win over any man, or lady
4. I play great pranks. I let the air out of their tires, put hot sauce in their jock strap, butter up their soap in the shower. I'm hilarious.
5. I'm the puck bunny
6. I stole my brother's car for a joy ride and totaled it. 
 

+4

Would have been different with test sims
 
#releasethehoundsfile

I'll suck off whoever I wanna suck off, that's none of ya damn business

Yeah I'll make my own damn sim file with blackjack and hookers

63 saves from 67 shots
 
Not even third star
 
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I'll take ways you know Blade won the argument for 600 Alex