Abaddon

hm

I've heard good things, let's go with Houston

ok cool

I'll do the 85 draft

https://vhlforum.com/topic/110051-s82-d-morpheus-destructious-x-tpe-43/?do=findComment&comment=880033

A great rumble shakes the ground, cracking it along fault lines. A great scream, as if pain birthed a new sound, never before heard by a human ear. The Earth fell silent, trembling as a great aura, full of darkness, clouds the skies. He has risen. His body, regenerated, created anew. As it always was. The cycle continues. His breath smells of blood, as it always has. The taste of the defeat of a million enemies. He breathes his first breath in his new life, in this new world. He knows not what year it is, for that does not matter. He knows not your gods, your kings, your kingdoms, your teams, or your GMs, for they do not matter. He knows not your laws, your rules, your religions, for they do not matter. He cares not for your fleshy beings, for they do not matter. For MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS has returned. And he has come for your teeth, your bones, your flesh, your crunchy, delicious bones, your very soul, and your bones. The Ancient Council completed the Interitus Ritual, re-summoning The Destructive One. Their motives? Unknown. But a scourge is once again released upon the world of the VHL. Beware.

Player Information Username: Abaddon Player Name: MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS X2 Recruited From: SisterLeague Age: 50 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Bonaire, Sint Eustatius and Saba Player Page @VHLM GM

DEEP WITHIN THE HEART OF HELL SATAN SCREAMS FOR HE KNOWS MORPHEUS WILL RETURN FOR HIM ONE DAY. FOR NOW MORPHEUS IS PLAYING HOCKEY. HE PLAYED 8 GAMES AND CRUSHED MANY BONES, ONCE SOMEONE ASKED "DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE PUCK" AND MORPHEUS REPLIED, "NO I DONT GIVE A FUCK" AND CRUSHED THAT IDIOTS PUNY BONES. MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHY HE WAS GIVEN A WEAPON OF WAR IF NOT TO USE IT FOR WAR! WHY GIVE SOMEONE A STICK AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO BEAT WEAKLINGS WITH IT? WHAT OTHER PURPOSE COULD A STICK POSSIBLY HAVE? MORPHEUS DOES NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR STRANGE WAYS, BUT MORPHEUS UNDERSTANDS THAT YOU SUPPLY HIM WITH THE BODIES FOR THE MEAT GRINDER THAT ARE HIS FISTS. THIS WILL SAVE YOU. FOR NOW. MORPHEUS REQUESTS THAT YOU RESPECT WOMEN, FOR THE SAME WOMAN HAS NOW GIVEN BIRTH TO A FULLY GROWN MORPHEUS TWICE, AND EVEN MORPHEUS HAS TO RESPECT THAT SHIT. GIVE ME MORE BODIES.

#fillthetank or whatever

Okay, for those GMs unaware: MORPHEUS is made for hitting. He's a goon. That means he will never have any points put into anything but checking, strength, defense, and fighting. If you're up for that... I don't know, I don't actually expect any of you to recheck this thread unless I quote you. Just be aware of the type of player you're getting here.

YES, PUNY ONES, IT IS I. TREMBLE. QUAKE. SHIELD YOUR TINY PATHETIC EYES IF YOU MUST. MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS HAS RISEN FROM THE ASHES OF HIS PREVIOUS BODY HE HAS REFORMED INTO A NEW BEING: MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS X. I HAVE REINCARNATED ONCE AGAIN TO BRING HELL ONTO THIS INSIGNIFICANT PLANE. I HAVE DECIDED TO USE THE SPORT OF HOCKEY ONCE AGAIN TO ADD TO MY PERSONAL CRUSHED BONE COLLECTION. YES, VHL. YOUR GOD HAS RETURNED. YOUR BRAIN BITS WILL SOON KNOW HOW COLD ICE IS. YOUR SKATES WILL BE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT BLOOD AND GORE. I WILL USE YOUR EYE SOCKETS TO SKATE AROUND THE RING LIKE A MORBID FIGURE 8. I WILL BEAT YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS JUST TO BAT THEM AROUND LIKE A BORED CAT. MY TEETH WILL REND YOUR FLESH FROM THE CARTILAGE AND I WILL BATHE IN YOUR PAIN. MY HANDS LONG TO FEEL YOUR ENTRAILS. MORPHEUS HAS RISEN, AND HE WANTS BLOOD.

Player Information Username: Abaddon Player Name: MORPHEUS DESTRUCTIOUS X Recruited From: Returning Age: 50 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Heard Island and McDonald Islands Player Page @VHLM GM

Don't you mean it's hard to police when the ones policing are using the slurs?

https://sba.today/forums/index.php?/topic/42622-grading-the-trades-2-electric-boogaloo/ SBA 6

Just this. Who needs a hatty when your enemies are crying on the ice