Florida Man

I've gotta commend you for making the writing feel exactly like the actual event was. When I found out that he wasn't actually cut I thought "oh well that was all for nothing." When I finished reading this I had the same feeling.

F - Ryan Kastelic @Beketov

When are this be updatered

malmo will be pretty good huh

Yay go recruit people yay!

Fuck there goes our starting goalie that was going to carry us this season.*

Punch the refs. Problem solved.

When we make the playoffs...

I’ll be on a different team this season, but if you ever need help getting acclimated to the league don’t be afraid to ask. We’re all here to help.

Fuck there goes our goalie and any chance of people wanting to come to Mexico City to win a cup... I think.

Did you know you got an assist against Yukon?

So Chett Bandy is pretty dominant.

Why is Bud Knight taking 7 shots? Couldn't hit the next if it were the size of a soccer goal.

Speaking of Palo... he plays for Riga. I'd buy a white Riga hat.

Long sleeve t-shirts would be cool. I also wear a hat every day so I think that would be sick as well. So long as the quality isn't bad I'd probably buy something if there is an incentive other than actually wearing it once a week. Maybe add some player benefits like a couple of doubles weeks and bonus 5 tpe.

When you read the dialogue from the kid and use a kid's voice in your head...

Few seasons from now Prague will be filthy. Just need their goalie prospects to develop.

I think everybody deserves a good lick or bust every once in a while.

Best of luck in Houston this season, bud... you'll need it.

Background is dope.

I'll be a good boy and follow the format this time. F - Kronos Bailey @Berocka

I am a team.

Expecting big things and I think you'll accomplish them.

Hi.

Yes I just said Jubo because it's short for Julian Borwinn. My apologies.