Florida Man

Everything about this graphic makes me feel like I suck at them. Great job once again.

That picture is too funny. Riga is gonna do well now that Kallis is back.

Thanks for the Marlins.

We’ve also accumulated the S69 (nice) Founder’s Cup. Good luck other teams you’ll need it.

So you've scored 72 goals and 74 assists in your VHLM career. Both begin with 7. 4 divided by 2 is 2, and there are 2 remaining 7's so you eliminate one 7, leaving you with 7. This is actually insane. @DilIsPickle I think you're onto something.

1. How has your first week as a King been? Absolutely insane. I am amazed at not only what I was able to accomplish, but the entire team. 2. Who's your favorite locker room teammate? I can't say I have a favorite- yet. So far I've probably had the most conversation with our GM, who I've come to like quite a bit. 3. The kings have been off to a great start going 9-1-0 in our first 10, how do you think the rest of the season is going to go? We just got a bunch of players through trades. We're going to be just as dominant. 4. We recently made some moves to bring in more talent to the team. Who do you think is going to make the most impact: Markus Nygren, Milos Slavik, Erik Summers, or Jaxon Walker? Can't say. Walker has been killing it already, Summers is going to be a huge presence in the defensive end. 5. Who do you think is the best person to show the new guys around Mexico City? Hopefully me. If not I'm doing something wrong. I guess a tour guide as well... 6. How is the season going for you as an individual? I'm top five in all offensive categories and second in the league in scoring as a defensemen. I'd say I've been pretty damn good. 7. Now that we are a little bit into the season, how have your goals for the season changed? I didn't expect to be this good. I'm expecting to score at least 25 goals and 80-90 points. I want to lead all defensemen in points and goals if I can help it. I'm just worried my playing time will decrease a lot now that we added all of these players. 8. Do you have any predictions on who is going to win the cup in the VHL? Likely Seattle, Riga, Malmo or Moscow. I would like Riga to win, and I'd also like to play for Riga. We'll see what happens. 9. What video games have you been playing recently? CoD Modern Warfare. I guess if you consider the VHL a game I "play" this way more than I should. 10. Who's your favorite VHL player? (If you don't have one now is a good time to look into the VHL) Odin Tordahl. No I didn't name myself after him this is a freak coincidence. Had no idea he existed until I went looking for trivia answers and came across his name. Here's his HoF page if anybody that stumbles over this wants to read about him. https://vhlportal.com/hof/inductees/74

I'm just now understanding this. https://vhlportal.com/hof/inductees/74

G - Kallis Kriketers @Berocka

Hope you feel better. A bit late though eh?

Yeah Tate retiring sucks big time. Kastelic will start to help you guys score more otherwise my fantasy team might suck.

Not sure how likely it is that Halifax is gonna do well this season. If you end up staying another season they might be pretty good.

I understand.

Hi I'm Zeph. If you need help with (almost) anything let me know!

Make them better. I have them both on my fantasy team. 100 goals is a great accomplishment. Keep on rolling.

Maybe I missed it in the previous article but why did you decide to go from winning cups to playing for every team?

I understand the choice to not want to sign for two seasons. Seems like they are set up to win the next two seasons though based off of all the resigning they did this past offseason. All the best this season in Toronto.

Keep the backup in?

Sorry we had to do it to you.

The Shawn stuff is unnecessary but sure I'll tune in. Sounds like a good read each week and VSN appears to be in good hands.

I hope my fantasy team scores on you a lot. Sorry.

Why each team lost: they didn't win.

D - Guy LeGrande @Beketov

AH

Yes this is true

Fair to say yours is better. Going to focus on a certain style and work until that's good enough then expand off of that. Hopefully one day I can make something like this.