Florida Man

Epicness in a horseshoe.

Pretty epic trade. Malmo getting better I see.

I can't say thank you enough, really. You've all been so kind to me.

Sometimes I ask myself what it's like to wear a hat to sleep, but of course I don't know the answer. I don't wear hats to sleep! But I did wake up in a hand stand. You might be wondering how much I drank last night. I too cannot answer that. What I can answer, is a question that truthfully has no answer. A question that cannot be answered leaves something to be desired... and to desire something is arguably the most important motivation in human existence. For example, how many goals will I score this upcoming VHLM season? Don't you see? There's so much to be desired. I could score 1 goal or I could score 100 goals. Isn't it great just thinking about it? Now I'm motivated to go do point tasks until my hair is grey and I forget how to spell centense. I've actually just now reached 150 words. Have a splendid day. p.s. I like domesticable pets such as dogs and cats...

How do I get one?

If it were in the middle of the season, you would reach out to coaches or they would reach out to you, but the draft is coming up very soon. So, you don't have to worry about getting on a team because they'll just pick you up. I would recommend speaking with some of the team General Managers to see which team you might want to play on most. After you're drafted, they will pretty much be responsible with helping you get on your feet. For now, just get used to the forum and the portal. Make sure you watch the videos and read through the forum to learn about all off the point tasks you can do each week.

If you need any help, don't be afraid to ask!

Great job to those who received All-VHLM honors... for those who were in the running, but not selected- better luck next time.

@BigHARDCORE32 We've got a large community of members willing to help you out. Just remember to never be afraid to ask for help. See you around!

WHAT?! I've been doing this since March on and off! You gotta win this one. You've more than earned it.

Apollo might be old, but technically my player isn't even born yet.

Hey, if there's anything you ever need help with just ask around the discord or the forum. There are dozens of helpful minds online every day that have helped myself and many others find our way. Whether you want to be a bit more casual in your posting or all out like many members that post multiple times daily, there's a place for everyone... barring a rare few exceptions. Hope to see you around.

So that's what blood orange looks like, huh?

Text looks cool with the background, also like what you did with the outline. Curious to see it would look like if you centered the player and rotate him a bit more vertically. Overall it looks pretty clean.

Plan is to immerse myself into the community. Rather than just counting I wanna write out some meaningful responses. Although the rep ratio will be quite a bit off, I think I'll be able to even it out if I make my own content original and enjoyable.

Dad in the background: "Get off of your computer and get back to work!"

Enjoyed the season I played with you on the Reapers. Wish we could've won it all in S67, but we still played well. Looking forward to following your career in the future.

Too kind, much too kind.

I'm S70 eligible btw... just throwing that out there.........

This is a true tragedy. You can't let them get away with this!

Epicness in a sandwich.

Now that is what I call epic...

You see... I'm in the S70 draft class. Just throwing that out there.

Yeah I agree. Hopefully it pans out well for everyone in the end.

The ladies love cox huh? Oh, shoot. I meant Wilcox.