Smarch

1. What VHL team logo do you like best? Prauge and DC, they have the nicest if the new Gen VHL teams. I still enjoy the Americans and Wranglers as a old school gens. 2. What VHLM team do you want to be drafted by? One that is competing for the Founders Cup. I hope to get at least 10 minutes a game along the way. Outside of that, I would go anywhere, 3. Is your player a blonde, brunette or redhead? I have a bald head, but if it wasn’t it use to be black. So none of the above. 4. Weirdest thing in your hockey bag? Match sticks. A good old game of hotfoot for guys about to enter the shower is a great way to pass time. 5. Coloured tape for your stick, totally yes or absolute no? why? I go with black or white. I don’t need my stick for much so I only go through a roll each season. 6. Funniest thing about your player? Im 5’5, 140lbs. Need I say more.

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I mean you can put me on whatever list your heart desires, but I think you misunderstood me. I want to beat me people up like Hulk Hogan does.

I clearly can’t read. On my two days worth of VHL knowledge, I still see as high as 3, low as 5.

Lester Green Born to Mr and Mrs. Green in the projects of Jersey City, Lester Green is ready to take the VHL by storm. Greens journey to the VHL is a little different than those who have come before him. Lester was born on July 2nd, 2002 and was the sixth kid to be born into the Green family. Lester enjoyed a normal childhood growing up in New Jersey, but never became a huge hockey fan like the rest of his family. Greens childhood consisted of attending the PS 31 school in Jersey City, where film star Jerry O’Connell’s mother taught Green. As Green entered his tween years, he met someone that would become his mentor, friend and agent Sean Rooney. With the help of Rooney, Green started to branch out into things he never experienced before, including roles in a television program and film (Girls Gone Dead). After appearing in films and television, what came next for Green was taking his talents to the sporting world. Green was presented with an opportunity to take part in a celebrity charity hockey game, and Green ran with the opportunity and never turned back. After lacing on the skates, Green felt that he had a natural ability that couldn’t be ignored any longer. Green would sign up for the New Jersey Youth Hockey League at the age of 14, something that drove his desire to be the best even more. Green joined the Jersey City Capitals out of Jersey City, NJ. Greens first year in a competitive form of hockey was the 2017-2018 season for the NJYHL Bantam B North Team, a year that Green and the team would like to forget. Lester and the team went a horrible 2-21-6, getting outscored throughout the year 155 goals against to 60 goals for. Green himself didn’t have a great first season in hockey either, posting a team low 5 points over the course of those 29 games. The first season with the Jersey City Capitals was enough for Green and the following season Green returned back to his previous life of film and TV. After taking a one-year hiatus from sports to ensure that Green was making the best choice for his career, Green joined the Jersey City Capitals Midget team. The season wasn’t nearly as bad as 2-21-6, but a 3-14-1 record was another shot to the guy of Green and his hopeful career. After the season ended in November for Green and his hockey team, Green stayed away from the rink for about six months. Roughly around mid-May, Green started getting back into the swing of things and heading back to the gym. Now Green awaits his turn at the VHL after signing up for the league last week. Time will tell if Greens career choice was a correct one.

League Leaders With each Victory Hockey League playoff team now playing four games, we could like to take the opportunity to highlight some of the early league leaders in the VHL playoffs in goals and points. Points: Keven Foreskin (NYA): Foreskin has been lighting the lamp over a two point per game pace. After coming off a little bit of a down year from the Season Seventy-One to Seventy-Two regular season, it appears as though Foreskin has finally found his game. Foreskin currently has the league lead in points with a total of four goals and five assists in New York’s four playoff games so far. Goals: Ambrose Stark (SEA): The Bears have found themselves in the post-season in all but one season Stark has been on the roster. Stark has been a consistent playoff performer in those last five seasons and this season again is no different. After putting up a career high eighteen points on his way to another Continental Cup, Stark seems to have a little more gas in the tank for this playoff push. Stark is currently tied for the lead in the VHL post-season for goals with four goals in those four games. Stark currently I tied with two other players, (Keven Foreskin and Mikko Lahtinen). Stark is going to need to do all he can offensively for the Bears this season, as the Bears currently find themselves down in the series 3-1 to the Americans.

1. What first made you love hockey and want to play for the VHL? It was a sport I was attracted to cause it appears short people like myself have the opportunity to succeed. Not many other sports seem to be that way. 2. What do you do when you do not play hockey? I like to hang out and create random products for people to buy. My agent and me created a mobile game, I have a line of vape pens and occasionally I will get asked to be in film and T.V. 3. What is something your team does not know about you and your playing ability? I am a pure defensive dman. I don't take a lot of shots and I'm not going to be putting up 20 plus goals a season. I focus on the defenseive side of my game. 4.Who do you look up to in your locker-room? VHL as a whole? I mean I am a free agent right now, so not in any VHL locker-rooms. I keep hearing about Hulk Hogan being in the league. I want to beat people up like him 5. What goals do you have in the VHL? If you could be know for one thing in the VHL what would it be? My goals are to be drafted and win a Cup within my first three seasons in the league. After that I don't have much expectations. 6.How do you see yourself in 3 seasons? As I stated in the previous questions, I hope to be drafted and making an impact on a roster that is challenging for the cup.

Draft Day As the Victory Hockey League is firmly in the midst of Season Seventy-Two Playoff picture, some players are already looking forward. No, we are not talking about the rosters of the four VHL franchises to miss the playoffs this season, we are talking about the draft eligible players. These players are just a few weeks away from finding out where they next step of their hockey careers will take them, some might even have a strong idea of where they will find themselves next. In today’s media spot, we would like to take a look at some of the draft eligible players, and where they might find themselves. Groovy Dood (Defense): @bigAL The top earner on our very short list, Dood is sitting pretty currently at 220 TPE, which currently places him in the ninth spot in the prospect pool. Joining right before the playoffs in Season Seventy-One, Dood didn’t have much time to let the VHL world now who he really was. Season Seventy-Two provided just that opportunity for Dood, playing in all seventy-two regular season contests with the Minnesota Storm. Dood and the Storm lit the VHLM on fire during the regular season, with the Storm taking home the First Overall spot in the Regular Season standings with 122 points. Dood himself has a quality first VHLM season, especially given all the firepower the Storm possessed this season. Dood put up a respectful nine goals and forty-eight assists for a total of fifty-seven points. Although Dood and the Storm has a regular season many can only dream on in term of team success, unfortunately the playoffs are a different story. The Storm currently find themselves on the wrong end of a 3-1 series lead and while they are not done, the odds are currently stacked against them. Dodd will be moving on from the Storm regardless of the outcome this post-season, but something that is still up in the air is his draft position. With many questions to still be answered including the VHL Entry draft lottery and VHL Expansion Draft to happen in the off-season, teams’ needs may be different come draft day. Although Dood is currently the ninth best prospect in the draft, there are only two defenseman ahead of him currently. This alone makes us certain that Dood will not go any lower than Fifth Overall. Calvin Harvey (Goaltender): @Mrpenguin30 Harvey finds himself in a tough position to crack as a starter in the Victory Hockey League, but with the work ethic Harvey has shown so far, he might just have what it takes to make it. Harvey currently finds himself as the twenty-fourth best prospect and the fifth best goaltending prospect in the Season Seventy-Two VHL Entry Draft. Harvey came to the VHL shortly after the Season Seventy-Two VHLM Dispersal Draft and ended up signing a one-year deal with the San Diego Marlins to be the starting net minder for the Marlins. While we are sure Harvey was ecstatic to get a starting position in just his first VHLM season, the Marlins weren’t going to be in the position to make any noise in Season Seventy-Two. San Diego finished with ten wins and just twenty-two points, which placed them just ahead of the Houston Bulls. With such a poor team in front of him unfortunately Harvey shouldered a lot of the workload night in and night out for the Marlins. Harvey finished the season with a 10-60-2 record to go along with a .889 save percentage and 4.45 goals against average. While the season didn’t play out the way Harvey would have liked or imagined, scouts could not deny the fact that Harvey was clearly improving each week. Now with many other positions of need ahead of him in the VHL Entry Draft, we have to wonder what jersey he will be putting on in the near future. One thing in the favor of the young netminders around the league, is the fact the VHL is adding four new franchises, all which need to build from the ground up. With that being said, we see Harvey as an early Second Round prospect.

1. Where do you see yourself going in the draft? As i will be heading into the VHLM Dispersal Draft, I am hoping to see myself go to a recent expansion franchise. 2. What do you think is your biggest selling point to VHL teams? I understand the game. I will be a positive voice in the LR. 3. How do you feel you add to a locker-room? I am not the most vocal, but I am a positive voice around the room. 4. Who will be the first person not in the room with you that you will call once you get drafted? I won’t be calling anyone, I have a drive planned to my hometown cemetery. 5. Out of all the players in the VHL, who do you model your game after? Jake Wylde. Reason a defensive trophy is named after him. 6. What do you want your legacy to be in the VHL? Hard working consistently showing up each day.

Say Goodnight To The Bad Guys With the final games of the Victory Hockey Leagues Seventy-Second season taking place yesterday, the league will not enter the most exciting time of the hockey season, playoffs. As we creep closer to the end of Season Seventy-Two in the VHL, we will of course see the normal retirements filled with the league. While some of these retirements have been known for a while, others will come in the coming weeks that will surprise the league. In today’s media spot we would like to look further into some of the VHLers that have played their final regular season games in the league, giving them the recognition they have deserved over the course of their VHL career. Guillaume Fontenette: Fontenette shows up first on our list after being drafted by the Titans Thirteenth Overall in the Season Sixty-Six VHL Entry Draft. The Helsinki Titans were coming off a playoff berth in Season Sixty-Five, that saw them go the distance with the Toronto Legion in the Continental Cup finals, before losing in heartbreaking fashion in game seven. With the Titans making noise in the season, they didn’t enter the draft with high end draft picks, with their highest pick fifteenth overall in round two. While the three Titan draft choices before Fontenette had serviceable VHL careers, none of them had the impact Fontenette had on the Titans blue line. Fontenette played in his final VHL regular season game, a 3-1 loss to the Legion, which also happened to be his 432 game in the league and with the Titans organization. In those 432 games played as a Titan, Fontenette put up sixty-six goals and 230 assists, to go along with a plus forty-one rating and 807 shots blocked. Before the defensive defenseman heads off into the sunset Fontenette will get one final chance at a Continental Cup, as Helsinki will enter the playoffs as the Second Seed in the European Conference. Roll Fizzlebeef: After joining the Ottawa Lynx in Season Sixty-Four through the VHLM Dispersal Draft, Fizzlebeef showcased to the VHL what he was capable of doing on the ice. Although his forty-nine points in sixty-seven isn’t groundbreaking numbers, it was his consistent growth and commitment that caught the eyes of the Calgary Wranglers management and scouting team. Calgary would go on to take Fizzlebeef with the first of two First Rounds picks, Fifth Overall. Fizzlebeef would make the jump straight from the draft into the big leagues right away in Season Sixty-Five, putting up forty-one points in his seventy-two game rookie season. Fizzlebeef would go on to play five seasons in total with the Wranglers, putting up 109 goals and 131 goals in his 360 games played with Calgary. This next three seasons would be with the expansion Prague Phantoms, where Fizzlebeef would put together his best years of his professional hockey career, while also sliding back into one of the top power forwards in the VHL. Fizzlebeef would put up 79 goals and 114 assists, including a career best 50 assists this past season. Fizzlebeef and the Wranglers now enter the playoffs looking to kick their game into high gear, as the Wranglers enter the playoffs as the team to beat with 105 points in the regular season.

Player Information Username: Smarch Player Name: Lester Green Recruited From: Other (Eaglesfan) Age: 18 Position: D Height: 65 in. Weight: 140 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM

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The real question here is who gives a damn about the Florida/Miami Marlins, cause zero of their owners have. Good fun different read!

In hindsight I likely shouldn't have given you the reigns in the playoffs, but winning was less important over keeping a productive member like yourself.

I just started gambling on autographed and other sports memorabilia. ive been watching the last few breaks finally decided to get 2 spots in the next one for a signed NFL jersey.

No plans

Thanks the Seattle team was very enjoyable and likely bought me two more VHL seasons, instead of retiring after yr2

When I see a PT for a user Mike never thought it would be this old bastage

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The players in the WJC must blow if im in the top ten

1.We are currently tied for 2nd in the league behind Moscow. Are we going to catch and pass them? Practise, practise and more consistent practise from guys lie myself. Moscow is active and we’ll need to keep ours up to match them the rest of the way. 2. Do you think the Wolves should be buyers or sellers come the deadline? Sellers, maybe I’m be moved again for another cup missing piece. 3.The league has a ton of parity right now do you like it or not? parity is good with the amount of newer members. Keeps them more engaged early on. 4. At the time of writing this Wang has a 2.74% shooting percentage. Do you think he can shake off the scoring slump? Always bet on wang breaking through 5. Do you like the wolves logo? if not why? Its alright. I’m not sure what more you can do baes on the name. Colours are kind of bland. 6. Favourite player on another team? Jet Jaguar. Enough said.

I don’t but we have friends that travel to Montreal for the annual F1 race

No Steve(s) allowed, they already met the quota.

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