bigAL

Is this your GM application or VHLM Team 13?? I was so amped to see your idea and concept!

Not qualifying Duclair and booting Bobby Ryan to the curb in the same year is some cold hearted business

The haters will call it "cherry picking" but you call it "anticipating the play", just stay in the O-zone and try to score no matter where the puck is on the ice

Hmm the carrot isn't working... how about the stick?! Miss commenting on ten games in a row and YOU'RE CUT, GTFO OUTTA HERE, FORUMS OR BUST BABY

Way to just own it, defense is for nerds anyways

7 shots in the shootout?! β-DCD G is just standing on his head!

1. Who's the hardest working player on the team? The Stone Cold Stunner Wolski has been crazy consistent this season. He works so hard he gets to go home early about once every six games. 2. Who's your favourite teammate? Linemate Xavier LaFlammant has been a great teammate and mentor for a young scoring forward. I learned yesterday that he’s a welfare claimer and that I’ll eclipse him in TPE soonish, which means he’ll be a great mentee of mine soon ? 3. Any things you'd like to improve on your game? I've been grinding my scoring and defence in practice, so I’d like to see that pay off with some extra scoring and bonus defence soon. 4. What is your favourite drink? I went dry a few years ago so my latest favourite drink is a Bubly - it’s *just* water with 0 cals or carbs but fuzzy tastes awesome. 5. Do you like pumpkin pie (apparently I'm the only one in my family so I need some assurances here)? My ma made an unreal pumpkin cream cheese pie this weekend and *chefs kiss*. I have no need for all the PSL life crap but a good, smooth, chill pumpkin pie is a great fall comfort food. 6. How are you, physically and mentally, coping with the pandemic? Ran out of questions this week eh? I’m kinda tired of pandemic talk and I know that’s a privilege that not everyone has. I’m skirting the rules a bit within my small town but not outside. I had to tell my ma that she can’t invite her brother from Ottawa over for thanksgiving because Ottawa’s in a friggin red zone, so clearly I’m handling it better that some.

A win's a win, but... Powerplay: D.C. Dragons - 0 on 6 Attempt(s) - 0.00% OOF

That SS Hornet is a one man show eh? I love to see one player getting in on every team goal, good for you @McWolf

Hey I got notified!

10 marbles for BeavMuff, arch-nemesis of MuffBeav

? It's the moooooost wonderful time of the year ?

3. Warsaw Predators , β-WAR RW1 1 (β-WAR D2 1, β-WAR C1 2) at 6:58 I knew Eno should've drafted one of those β-WAR players this year.

Three games in a row against Warsaw? Time to rack up the points against the Preda..... oh.

Well we got a shot in OT at least...

Love it, thanks for the assists Eagles. It must piss you off to play with so many rookies eh?

I also like it when you get a shutout, thanks Stone Cold

Updated Group 19 Standings - Halfway Mark edition Group 19 47 GP Team BigGreen 953.7 Team Spence 941.11 Team Z 892.65 Team Esso 859 Team DMax 834.84 Team bigAL 832.44 Tabulation over here.

The successful candidate gets a spot on the ALL-AGM Dream Team

Classic Wolski, dipping out of the office early on the Friday before the long weekend.

FANTASY DRAFT EVERY SEASON

Mickey with the Hatty! Love to see the M linemates doing well.

Ooof. We almost got it back for you. D-What?